Why the hate for SUV convertibles?

Why the hate for SUV convertibles?

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nickfrog

21,161 posts

217 months

Friday 18th February 2022
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captain_cynic said:
I'm a big believer in form following function. A sports car looks nimble and fast because they are. A 4x4 looks like it can go anywhere because it can. An SUV looks like it can't do either.. because it can't.
Of course it can - surely longer travel and clearance will get you places where a conventional height hatch won't. The limit will obviously be traction, particularly on road tyres but there must be a massive middle ground between "proper" off road and purely tarmac.

I have been taking our 2wd faux off roaders places that an hatch and estate simply won't get too for the past 10 years. Form does indeed follow function. I am not too keen on the silly off road style looks but in fairness I don't care about image so I am not going to deprive myself from the added functionality just because I don't like the looks either.


thewarlock

3,235 posts

45 months

Friday 18th February 2022
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McAndy said:
thewarlock said:
Riddle me this.

My wife needed a car that was big, fast-ish, 4WD, comfortable, can seat 5 people with a decent sized boot, that can also tow 2400kg

What non-SUV should she have bought?

You're talking about form following function, but you're only thinking about functions that interest you.

Think a bit harder.
I'll need to replace my Mk2.5 Octavia vRS soon. I have similar criteria (without the towing), so I'm very interested in any answers to this riddle! smile
My wife's answer to it was a petrol turbo SQ5.

She hates diesel (she's a clever girl)

Output Flange

16,798 posts

211 months

Friday 18th February 2022
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thewarlock said:
McAndy said:
thewarlock said:
Riddle me this.

My wife needed a car that was big, fast-ish, 4WD, comfortable, can seat 5 people with a decent sized boot, that can also tow 2400kg

What non-SUV should she have bought?

You're talking about form following function, but you're only thinking about functions that interest you.

Think a bit harder.
I'll need to replace my Mk2.5 Octavia vRS soon. I have similar criteria (without the towing), so I'm very interested in any answers to this riddle! smile
My wife's answer to it was a petrol turbo SQ5.

She hates diesel (she's a clever girl)
I guess the alternative would be an A6 Avant, although whether they get to 2400kg towing capacity I'm not sure.

ETA - an A8 would fit that brief though, assuming the boot was big enough.

thewarlock

3,235 posts

45 months

Friday 18th February 2022
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Output Flange said:
I guess the alternative would be an A6 Avant, although whether they get to 2400kg towing capacity I'm not sure.
Not even close I'm afraid. 2100kg IIRC is the max braked towing capacity for the 'best' A6.

A8 will tow 2300kg. And a saloon style boot isn't ideal for storing and lifting her stuff in and out of.

Edited by thewarlock on Friday 18th February 11:40

Output Flange

16,798 posts

211 months

Friday 18th February 2022
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thewarlock said:
Not even close I'm afraid. 2100kg IIRC is the max braked towing capacity for the 'best' A6.

A8 will tow 2300kg. And a saloon style boot isn't ideal for storing and lifting her stuff in and out of.

Edited by thewarlock on Friday 18th February 11:40
Ah, fair enough.

I had a similar challenge trying to find a 4WD convertible with four seats and able to tow 2000kg!

thewarlock

3,235 posts

45 months

Friday 18th February 2022
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Output Flange said:
Ah, fair enough.

I had a similar challenge trying to find a 4WD convertible with four seats and able to tow 2000kg!
Did you find one?

Output Flange

16,798 posts

211 months

Friday 18th February 2022
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thewarlock said:
Did you find one?
Yes, an Audi S5.

thewarlock

3,235 posts

45 months

Friday 18th February 2022
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Ah. Thought they only did 1.9T.

We have the tow car, and a seperate convertible, we don't need both at once.

Although the convertible is soon to be chopped in for a Caterham/Westfield with a full cage on it, so not very convertible anymore. Just roofless.

Output Flange

16,798 posts

211 months

Friday 18th February 2022
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2100kg for my 2014 S5

ETA - we wanted a convertible capable of towing for times like when we took the Eriba to France in the summer.