RE: Maybach 62 | The Brave Pill

RE: Maybach 62 | The Brave Pill

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Krikkit

26,544 posts

182 months

Saturday 21st September 2019
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The Crack Fox said:
The Brave Pill? What is brave is spending £30k on this, when it will be worth £3k in another 5-10 years.

It has aged really, really badly, the tech is dated, the brand means nothing, and the bills will be mental. Actually, I wouldn't touch it at £3k, and I usually like exotic snotters.
It'd be hilarious for 3 bags. When it breaks catastrophically park it in the garden and use it as a play house for the kids

Mr Tidy

22,440 posts

128 months

Saturday 21st September 2019
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If I was in the market for a car like that I'd rather just buy an S-Class that hasn't melted! Or a BMW 7 Series or Audi A8.

But it's just being a Maybach that makes it a (very) brave pill I think!

Chestrockwell

2,630 posts

158 months

Sunday 22nd September 2019
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I think this is the cheapest way of making people think you are filthy rich!

People say the brand means nothing but I disagree, a Maybach is a Maybach!

The only use I can think of for this car is either a very rich man who wants to be driven around in comfort who doesn’t care about technology and doesn’t want to buy a 300k roller or a scam artist, a person who scams young footballers with bogus investments etc.

Both are very unlikely hehe


WCZ

10,538 posts

195 months

Sunday 22nd September 2019
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always surprised at the hate people give them here, they look subtle, many prefer them to the phantom and dont care about the depreciation etc

FN2TypeR

7,091 posts

94 months

Sunday 22nd September 2019
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JimbobVFR said:
LotusOmega375D said:
A bit like Jimmy Savile’s Range Rover?
Wasn't familiar with that but I'm thinking slightly less rapey, more inspired by my old Peugeot Partner camping car conversion I made.
That doesn't sound less rapey at all though.

XB70

2,482 posts

197 months

Sunday 22nd September 2019
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I'm in the minority here and would love it.

I drove a 750il around when only my wife and me, and have drunk deeply from the cup of bargedom!

That and a e38 L7.....and fifteen credit cards!

Ideal for autobahn hooning

Craigybaby69

486 posts

132 months

Sunday 22nd September 2019
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At least with this you get to enjoy more of what you've paid for (comfort and luxury) compared to 200mph supercars (prison threatening speed)

Arsecati

2,318 posts

118 months

Sunday 22nd September 2019
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If I was one of those 'Youtubers' with the mentality and annoying tone of voice that loved to buy crashed Gallardo's and rebuild them on the cheap, I would buy this instead, and make a series of videos about turning it in to track limo. Those engines will take far more power, then lower it and completely upgrade the suspension for a more 'dedicated' purpose, and then just generally do even more ridiculously inappropriate mods to it, all for the sake of more YT views, likes and shares. Hell, I'd watch them! wink

can't remember

1,078 posts

129 months

Sunday 22nd September 2019
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XB70 said:
I'm in the minority here and would love it.

I drove a 750il around when only my wife and me, and have drunk deeply from the cup of bargedom!

That and a e38 L7.....and fifteen credit cards!

Ideal for autobahn hooning
I admire your style but this things a full metre longer than your 750il. It's not a barge it's a genuine canal narrow boat.

Amanitin

423 posts

138 months

Sunday 22nd September 2019
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FN2TypeR said:
That doesn't sound less rapey at all though.
you mean he goes around raping people in his camper?
scratchchin

GranCab

2,902 posts

147 months

Sunday 22nd September 2019
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bern said:
I'd prefer one where the the front passenger side door is the same colour as the rest of the car.
You need to get your eyes tested ....



FN2TypeR

7,091 posts

94 months

Sunday 22nd September 2019
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Amanitin said:
FN2TypeR said:
That doesn't sound less rapey at all though.
you mean he goes around raping people in his camper?
scratchchin
I would never make such an accusation! eek

bloomen

6,929 posts

160 months

Sunday 22nd September 2019
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Bizarrely this utter liability is considerably more expensive. Can't believe anyone will ever buy this one - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG2CoivP9C4

$69,000 for a replacement roof for the translucent version.

Hmm.

Edited by bloomen on Sunday 22 September 13:54

borat52

564 posts

209 months

Sunday 22nd September 2019
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I ran a 2003 S600 TT around for 18 months, really lovely car to travel in. The dash looks remarkably similar to the maybach. Cost me £4.3k to buy and didnt miss a beat for 18 months and 5k miles.

bluemason

1,070 posts

124 months

Sunday 22nd September 2019
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Chestrockwell said:
I think this is the cheapest way of making people think you are filthy rich!

People say the brand means nothing but I disagree, a Maybach is a Maybach!

The only use I can think of for this car is either a very rich man who wants to be driven around in comfort who doesn’t care about technology and doesn’t want to buy a 300k roller or a scam artist, a person who scams young footballers with bogus investments etc.

Both are very unlikely hehe
No it would not.The maybach has presence but it does not the type of presence that a rolls or a bentley would have.









Hub

6,441 posts

199 months

Sunday 22nd September 2019
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Plate spinner said:
Struggling to see the target market.

Not sure many private punters would want to drive it.

And if it’s being put to work (as was the design brief) for lower tier hotels / restaurants/ airport transfers, it’ll have horrendous running costs vs the standard S320cdi that is expected at that level.

Bit of a baffling one really.
Not only running costs but I reckon punters would prefer riding in a much newer £40k S Class with the much more modern tech inside. This probably has built in DVD player on tiny screens, analogue tv, no WiFi etc..


Edited by Hub on Sunday 22 September 17:55

edwheels

256 posts

147 months

Sunday 22nd September 2019
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You'd have to be brave to buy it, brave to have it serviced it and brave to be seen in it. Brave to park it, brave to refuel it, brave to reverse it, brave to insure it, brave to look at it.

Its technology is also now old hat and just because it was £330K back in the early 2000s doesn't mean anything today (would you buy a used £16K, top of the range, plasma TV from many years ago for £1.6K?).... Guess it will end up as a wedding car, but you'd need to a brave to use it for that too for all the reasons above.

Maybe a museum piece for the future when future 'drivers' are all in cloned electric, self driving boxes - they can look at astonishment at a car which ran on fossil fuel with love it or hate it styling and high luxury in much the same way as we might look at a 1930s Duesenberg today...

In its favour I have to say it fits the "Brave Pill" brief absolutely perfectly.







Helicopter123

8,831 posts

157 months

Sunday 22nd September 2019
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I love a large old barge, I love cars that cost a fortune new, but that I'm afraid, is a complete turd.

bloomen

6,929 posts

160 months

Sunday 22nd September 2019
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edwheels said:
In its favour I have to say it fits the "Brave Pill" brief absolutely perfectly.
I think it's crossed brave and gone into the A Bit Special category.

I would really love to sample the back on a lengthy trip. There would be hardly anything else like it. It would be the rest of time that I'd be weeping uncontrollably.

Most definitely the type of vehicle I'd only want to use if it were someone else's problem.

anonymous-user

55 months

Sunday 22nd September 2019
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If you needed any single example of how wrong headed the management of Daimler-Benz were in the 90s then this must be it, perhaps even more so than merging with an absolute sack of st company like Chrysler.