A nice car is just a penis extension?

[J4CKO]

Dont worry about it, there will be a sixty year old chap in a Chrysler PT Cruiser somewhere that he has lavished lots of time and much chrome on, he drives round with a baseball cap on thinking he looks the dogs bks, and he isn't doing anyone any harm so what does it matter.

Most people dont notice cars like we do, you could have something very special and that girl you meet wont notice, she will notice your shoes, nasal hair, bad breath and whether you pay for stuff. My missus told me next door had a classic car, think its a rally Escort before we moved in, got there is was brown, pensioner spec Chevette

The penis thing is a misnomer though, sometimes cars can be more of a personality crutch/substitute than anything about cock size.

[Bobberoo99]

J4CKO said:

Dont worry about it, there will be a sixty year old chap in a Chrysler PT Cruiser somewhere that he has lavished lots of time and much chrome on, he drives round with a baseball cap on thinking he looks the dogs bks, and he isn't doing anyone any harm so what does it matter.

Most people dont notice cars like we do, you could have something very special and that girl you meet wont notice, she will notice your shoes, nasal hair, bad breath and whether you pay for stuff. My missus told me next door had a classic car, think its a rally Escort before we moved in, got there is was brown, pensioner spec Chevette

The penis thing is a misnomer though, sometimes cars can be more of a personality crutch/substitute than anything about cock size.

If this is true then I am ssooooo shagged, I have not one, but two diesel Focus's!!!!

[JuniorD]

I can't say if I agree that a nice car is a metaphorical penis extension but when you stick photos of your new and BMW on Facebook like the OP's mate I think it's more likely to be true than not.

[ghost83]

I think a lot of women associate nice cars with doing well for themselves and a lot of women these days are attracted to tha

Even if they’re fake you only have to look on YouTube when a guy turns up in a banger and the women aren’t interested then they turn up in something flash and all of a sudden they get interested, so in a lot of cases they will act as a penis extension

[Pan Pan Pan]

ghost83 said:

I think a lot of women associate nice cars with doing well for themselves and a lot of women these days are attracted to tha

Even if they’re fake you only have to look on YouTube when a guy turns up in a banger and the women aren’t interested then they turn up in something flash and all of a sudden they get interested, so in a lot of cases they will act as a penis extension

As suggested before, though it is not so much the car itself, as it is the matter of what the cost of the car says about the person who turns up in it.
In the case of quite a few women ask them what the car was, and they will say `a blue one' but they will understand the difference between a blue Ka, and a blue McLaren.

The problem for the car owner, is that women might not like the fact that the particularly expensive car which first attracted `them' to its owner is also likely to attract other women to its owner.
Followed by the fact that an expensive car tends to take up monies, that in some woman`s view could be better spent on `other' things. At that point suggestions that the car is ditched for something more `sensible' can sometimes follow.

[bad_panda]

JuniorD said:

I can't say if I agree that a nice car is a metaphorical penis extension but when you stick photos of your new and BMW on Facebook like the OP's mate I think it's more likely to be true than not.

Why though? Surely most people who use social media are guilty of it. Not necessarily showing off a nice car, but showing off a nice holiday/nice house/nice horse (I see plenty of girls doing this)/expensive restaurant/kid's glowing school report/sporting or academic achievements etc. Presumably they aren't all physically or sexually lacking in some way

[JuniorD]

bad_panda said:

JuniorD said:

I can't say if I agree that a nice car is a metaphorical penis extension but when you stick photos of your new and BMW on Facebook like the OP's mate I think it's more likely to be true than not.

Why though? Surely most people who use social media are guilty of it. Not necessarily showing off a nice car, but showing off a nice holiday/nice house/nice horse (I see plenty of girls doing this)/expensive restaurant/kid's glowing school report/sporting or academic achievements etc. Presumably they aren't all physically or sexually lacking in some way

If you are showing pictures of your Ferrari or Lamborghini on Facebook that's just standard exhibitionism, but a BMW? That's a sparrow trying to be a peacock. It must be compensating for something

I don't think girls showing off a nice horse is like a penis extension, unless you are talking about the horse's dick.

[james-69rke]

I got called a sad act for owning an Impreza all the way into my 30s, then I got called a posh tt for owning an Audi A5, then the 'are you making up for something' with my M4.

The common theme I could see with this is the typical remark came from someone who either didn't have a car or even a licence, wreaked of weed and never worked a day in their lives. Jealousy comes in all forms. fk em, feed em rice!

[popeyewhite]

james-69rke said:

Jealousy comes in all forms.

It's not all jealousy by any means. The more flash the car, the more likely you'll get comments. No one likes a show off and posting a pic of a flash car on Facebook is the epitome of superficiality. Why d'you need the attention?

I'd add this is not my personal opinion, I'm just offering a different perspective.

[anonymous-user]

I think it’s a “learned behaviour” in society now; a bit like “your mum” jokes. People say it, near instinctively, on sight of a car that is nice (and probably out of their own reach, for whatever reason).

Giggling girls who do it are either hypocrites, due to their love of handbags / shoes / large houses / whatever, or, swamp donkeys.

Everyone should have an enthusiasm, it’s frustrating that men have their manhood attacked (ooh err) and it’s just become an incredibly low ball part of society and culture.

I should drive my v8 around stark bk naked, just to prove them wrong by showing the goods.

[Centurion07]

james-69rke said:

I got called a sad act for owning an Impreza all the way into my 30s, then I got called a posh tt for owning an Audi A5, then the 'are you making up for something' with my M4.

The common theme I could see with this is the typical remark came from someone who either didn't have a car or even a licence, wreaked of weed and never worked a day in their lives. Jealousy comes in all forms. fk em, feed em rice!

You've resurrected a two-year old thread for your first post.

Did you search PH for "small penis"?

[J4CKO]

Maybe we are compensating, but that isnt the issue, anyone who says it does so to piss on your bonfire and because they dont have one.

[Paul_M3]

J4CKO said:

Maybe we are compensating, but that isnt the issue, anyone who says it does so to piss on your bonfire and because they dont have one.

A penis?

[JaredVannett]

This thread intersects a bit on Big Taj (currently being discussed in the dashcam thread).


Note the van drivers comment "ooh I've got some money":

skip to 3:50:
https://youtu.be/surnYpaqXDE?t=233

[popeyewhite]

JaredVannett said:

This thread intersects a bit on Big Taj (currently being discussed in the dashcam thread).


Note the van drivers comment "ooh I've got some money":

skip to 3:50:
https://youtu.be/surnYpaqXDE?t=233

I hope Big Taj was prosecuted for that.

[Chris32345]

Pretty much anybody with a M car buys it for this

[JaredVannett]

Chris32345 said:

Pretty much anybody with a M car buys it for this

pitchforks incoming

[Paul_M3]

Chris32345 said:

Pretty much anybody with a M car buys it for this

Did you go for an M2 or an M3?

[ScoobyChris]

J4CKO said:

Maybe we are compensating, but that isnt the issue, anyone who says it does so to piss on your bonfire and because they dont have one.

My missus is definitely compensating when she drives it. I couldn’t possibly comment on when I drive it

Chris

[cerb4.5lee]

Paul_M3 said:

Chris32345 said:

Pretty much anybody with a M car buys it for this

Did you go for an M2 or an M3?

Neither of those I reckon. He definitely went for the M5 or M6.