A nice car is just a penis extension?
Discussion
ARHarh said:
If your wife won't let you buy a nice car and you have to have a zafira. Every sports car is a hair dressers car, every expensive saloon or super car is a penis extension. If you also happen to be over 45 it is a mid life crisis. This is set in law and has been since I bought my first sports car in 1986, and probably dates back to stone age times when someone bought a stone axe.
I bought a mini (2010 version) and I was laughed at for driving a girl’s car. I bought a Z4 and I was told I was a typical kid life-crisis. I bought a 330d touring and I get called an old man. I’m 28. Can’t win.Do I have to share the size of my penis now?
You have to admit, $hite ads from BMW like this one don't exactly help the change the perception....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow4CeB6PK1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow4CeB6PK1E
pb8g09 said:
I bought a mini (2010 version) and I was laughed at for driving a girl’s car. I bought a Z4 and I was told I was a typical kid life-crisis. I bought a 330d touring and I get called an old man. I’m 28. Can’t win.
Do I have to share the size of my penis now?
I wonder if "kid life crisis" was a Freudian slip?Do I have to share the size of my penis now?
We are all born with what we have!
As already mentioned buying a s
t car wont make your knob grow !
Stuff what people say and think. Life really is too short. Just enjoy it without messing others about.
Oh, me ? Big car small cock.
Not bothered in the slightest.
As long as it gives me that funny feeling when needed !
Life is Fabulous.
As already mentioned buying a s
t car wont make your knob grow !Stuff what people say and think. Life really is too short. Just enjoy it without messing others about.
Oh, me ? Big car small cock.
Not bothered in the slightest.
As long as it gives me that funny feeling when needed !
Life is Fabulous.
currently it must be huge ! 
Hang on there might be some “science” behind this...
The well endowed guy probably didn’t have enough time to apply himself in his studies/career so although initially he got ahead he know pays later in life and drives a Zafira. The other guy sure was single for most of his life but that gave him time to focus on his studies/career and although still single he can go and buy a good car.
Not sure if he wins... I am sure the sweet spot in bang in the middle though...
The well endowed guy probably didn’t have enough time to apply himself in his studies/career so although initially he got ahead he know pays later in life and drives a Zafira. The other guy sure was single for most of his life but that gave him time to focus on his studies/career and although still single he can go and buy a good car.
Not sure if he wins... I am sure the sweet spot in bang in the middle though...
RULES:
1. Don't brag about your car
2. If you do brag about your car don't react when you or the car are criticised
Some years ago my brother bought an Audi TT and was so pleased with it he told the woman he sat next to at work. She said it was a girlie car. He was so put out he went home early. Bad move. Three years later he traded it for a Cayman. He was so pleased with it he told the woman he sat next to at work. She said it was a girlie car. He was so put out he went home early. What a dork. Some people never learn. He could buy a Le Mans winning Porsche 917 but the moment he just dropped it into the conversation at work he would not only learn it was a girlie car he would also be sufficiently offended to leave work early.
1. Don't brag about your car
2. If you do brag about your car don't react when you or the car are criticised
Some years ago my brother bought an Audi TT and was so pleased with it he told the woman he sat next to at work. She said it was a girlie car. He was so put out he went home early. Bad move. Three years later he traded it for a Cayman. He was so pleased with it he told the woman he sat next to at work. She said it was a girlie car. He was so put out he went home early. What a dork. Some people never learn. He could buy a Le Mans winning Porsche 917 but the moment he just dropped it into the conversation at work he would not only learn it was a girlie car he would also be sufficiently offended to leave work early.
austinsmirk said:
nothing attracts a girls attention more than:
front fog lights on
shopping list down the side of a car
bangin' stereo
no seat belt on
seats nearly vertical and car being driven one handed whilst looking like your wrists are arthritic.
those are the facts my friends.
ensure you leave your doors unlocked, you'll be beating them back as they scramble to get into your car.
You forgot "Man size" tissues on the back parcel shelf.front fog lights on
shopping list down the side of a car
bangin' stereo
no seat belt on
seats nearly vertical and car being driven one handed whilst looking like your wrists are arthritic.
those are the facts my friends.
ensure you leave your doors unlocked, you'll be beating them back as they scramble to get into your car.
Wacky Racer said:
austinsmirk said:
Nothing attracts a girls attention more than:
front fog lights on
shopping list down the side of a car
bangin' stereo
no seat belt on
seats nearly vertical
car being driven one handed whilst looking like your wrists are arthritic.
those are the facts my friends.
ensure you leave your doors unlocked, you'll be beating them back as they scramble to get into your car.
You forgot "Man size" tissues on the back parcel shelf.front fog lights on
shopping list down the side of a car
bangin' stereo
no seat belt on
seats nearly vertical
car being driven one handed whilst looking like your wrists are arthritic.
those are the facts my friends.
ensure you leave your doors unlocked, you'll be beating them back as they scramble to get into your car.
oceanview said:
Probably the same fkwits also say, in no particular order,
" Hairdressers car"
"indicators optional on BMWs'
and also (some people on here like quoting this) when someones making progress, they must have a really small penis because they're driving fast.
Bizarre.
That made me laugh - thanks! kwits also say, in no particular order," Hairdressers car"
"indicators optional on BMWs'
and also (some people on here like quoting this) when someones making progress, they must have a really small penis because they're driving fast.
Bizarre.
When I got to 55 I bought a BMW Z4 Coupe, so I seem to fit both those categories, as well as the
"Penis extension"
"Mid-life crisis"
"Driving fast" (sometimes)
ones, but I really don't care!
I'd always liked them and finally got to a point in life where I could realistically have one, so I did because I wanted it.
Comments like that seem to be mostly driven by the jealousy of people who can't have that sort of car, for whatever reason.
donkmeister said:
If I fold it in half can I finally upgrade from my 1987 FSO Polonez?
Wrap it round your waist, better than strapping it to your leg, it'll stop that limp as well. Just be careful not to put the buckle from your actual belt in the wrong eye.Don't try to fold it, you will end up with a dick sprain.
Black_S3 said:
Usually said by the oppressed man who was forced by his wife to buy a 15 year old Vauxhall zafira and didn’t manage to sneak a VXR one past her. All because he couldn’t last long enough to pull out and... *ill leave the rest up to imagination*
Drivers shouldn't pull out to avoid a child. They could fall off the bed. 
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