Cars with spurious claims in private ads

Cars with spurious claims in private ads

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cj2013

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1,372 posts

126 months

Tuesday 31st December 2019
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I'm starting to think that this is a throwaway comment these days.



In my world, that would mean:
a) It's factory standard and unmodified, and;
b) It hasn't been molested

Either that, or there's a factory 'Katie Price' trim... (although that still wouldn't cover the second point)...




talksthetorque

10,815 posts

135 months

Tuesday 31st December 2019
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I’d hate to see one of the owners cars if they actually melested one.

ging84

8,897 posts

146 months

Tuesday 31st December 2019
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Not sure why anyone would want to include the word molested when trying to sell anything.
I would have thought origonal would be a much better choice of words

AlexRS2782

8,050 posts

213 months

Wednesday 1st January 2020
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One that stood out for me, years ago on a Ford RS forum, was a seller marketing his car on eBay exclaiming how his car was a completely factory standard example and totally unmodified.

Unfortunately, he'd forgotten about all the threads / posts he'd made that were easily found when you Googled the reg plate. Any potential buyer doing that would have quickly discovered that the car may indeed have been "standard" at the time he was selling it, but it certainly wasn't previously as the car had been modified very heavily and tuned to 400+ bhp before he'd stripped all the mods off prior to selling. He'd also forgotten about the thread where he'd blown the engine up running too much boost and asking for advice / direction on who was best to rebuild the engine laugh

civicduty

1,857 posts

203 months

Wednesday 1st January 2020
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cj2013 said:
Just seen this on a Cayenne ad:

I might be due a parrot here, but what’s a “rear down drafter”?

cj2013

Original Poster:

1,372 posts

126 months

Wednesday 1st January 2020
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civicduty said:
I might be due a parrot here, but what’s a “rear down drafter”?
I assume it's some sort of rear splitter that's been crafted from a kitchen hob extractor

Flumpo

3,748 posts

73 months

Wednesday 1st January 2020
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Super rare, exclusive 5 speed manual...

Late 90s Jaguar XJ, also describes as fully loaded, cloth seats.

There is one currently for sale on autotrader, but then have only gone with ‘rare’.

cj2013

Original Poster:

1,372 posts

126 months

Wednesday 1st January 2020
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Flumpo said:
Super rare, exclusive 5 speed manual...

Late 90s Jaguar XJ, also describes as fully loaded, cloth seats.

There is one currently for sale on autotrader, but then have only gone with ‘rare’.
"Fully loaded" is another on the modern cliche bingo - I see it all the time on ads for cars that are mid-spec.

FourWheelDrift

88,537 posts

284 months

Wednesday 1st January 2020
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cj2013 said:
"Fully loaded" is another on the modern cliche bingo - I see it all the time on ads for cars that are mid-spec.
It comes with fully loaded air in the tyres, fully loaded water in the screen wash and full loaded carpet in the boot.

sjc

13,967 posts

270 months

Wednesday 1st January 2020
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7 owners,high motorway miles ...

Have you spoken to them all then???

bigandclever

13,789 posts

238 months

Wednesday 1st January 2020
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irocfan said:
truth be told I don't by the whole dyslexic thing either.
Loving your work.

shake n bake

2,221 posts

207 months

Wednesday 1st January 2020
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The one that tickles me is when an advert states “only run on premium fuel”, you then see its had 5 previous owners, did they all run it on the same fuel as well?!

xjay1337

15,966 posts

118 months

Wednesday 1st January 2020
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shake n bake said:
The one that tickles me is when an advert states “only run on premium fuel”, you then see its had 5 previous owners, did they all run it on the same fuel as well?!
Again to me I don't mind that

Just the owner trying to explain they care about the car...

Goldfever4

113 posts

74 months

Wednesday 1st January 2020
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xjay1337 said:
shake n bake said:
The one that tickles me is when an advert states “only run on premium fuel”, you then see its had 5 previous owners, did they all run it on the same fuel as well?!
Again to me I don't mind that

Just the owner trying to explain they care about the car...
Agreed but I've seen it on ads for 10+ year old cars where the current owner has had it for six months. Not really a worthwhile selling point

oceanview

1,511 posts

131 months

Wednesday 1st January 2020
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"Genuine sale"

Well, to be honest, I didn't think if I rang about the car, you'd say " Its fake/not for sale"

"Aircon needs regas""

Yes, you must be 100% certain then, its not a leak/ the dryer/condenser or the whole damn pump.

Thankyou4calling

10,606 posts

173 months

Wednesday 1st January 2020
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Priced to sell is a good one.

As opposed to “Priced not to sell”


talksthetorque

10,815 posts

135 months

Wednesday 1st January 2020
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sjc said:
7 owners,high motorway miles ...

Have you spoken to them all then???
If it’s for sale anywhere between Rochdale and Huddersfield it may well be true.

StefanVXR8

3,603 posts

198 months

Thursday 2nd January 2020
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Not spurious per se, but legendary waffle!

http://www.hicalibrecars.com/showroom.htm

The guy used to have a serious badge fetish too, it was not uncommon to find one of his V8 cars such as a Mercedes with an old Rover V8 badge glued on the lower grille

Stef

The Li-ion King

3,766 posts

64 months

Thursday 2nd January 2020
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Thankyou4calling said:
Priced to sell is a good one.

As opposed to “Priced not to sell”
It's like "First To See Will Buy" as if that will add urgency.

I wonder if we will see ads for Tottenham Hotspur's goalkeeper and defenders "PX to Clear" in this month's football transfer window? getmecoat

jdw100

4,119 posts

164 months

Thursday 2nd January 2020
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StefanVXR8 said:
Not spurious per se, but legendary waffle!

http://www.hicalibrecars.com/showroom.htm

The guy used to have a serious badge fetish too, it was not uncommon to find one of his V8 cars such as a Mercedes with an old Rover V8 badge glued on the lower grille

Stef
That website gave me a seizure.