Whats the most annoying thing about your car?

Whats the most annoying thing about your car?

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SkodaIan

717 posts

86 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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The nannying "change gear now" symbol on the dashboard of my Octavia.

It's annoying enough that it has to exist, but if I do a good smooth gearchange between 5th and 6th, it doesn't notice that I've changed gear.

It then sits there flashing at me to change up into 6th when I already am as I go down the motorway. The only way to get rid of it is to take my foot completely off the accelerator briefly, which rather negates the benefit of doing a smooth gearchange in the first place.

donkmeister

8,222 posts

101 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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Gluggy said:
Seat Leon with the digital dash, lots of different views, status "lights" for cruise, lane assist etc and other info but something as simple as a head light icon is totally missing. Would be nice if there was something on the dash to indicate if they are on or not, the auto lights are pretty good but seems an odd thing to miss out, even more so when the instruments are digital.
I'll second that one but with the old W211 Mercedes E-class... When I first got it I thought a bulb was out, but after a lot of head-scratching with the manual and Google realised it just didn't have one. So, in grey or dusk conditions I put the lights on manually "just in case" if there isn't a handy reflective surface nearby.

Arnold Cunningham

3,773 posts

254 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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That's such a pistonheads thing to say.

[quote=Peter76.....but dangerous when you need to pull away at a roundabout quickly.
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RazerSauber

2,289 posts

61 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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Speed addicted said:
RazerSauber said:
Arm rest. They're just not high enough, I feel like I'm leaning quite a lot over to the left to lean on it. It's not just my car, it's loads of arm rests in loads of cars.
How high is your seat? Do you have it cranked up to the roof?
It's literally as low as it can go. I'm not particularly tall, about 5' 11" so there must be others in the same boat! Maybe I've just got a long torso and stubby arms?

95JO

1,915 posts

87 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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RazerSauber said:
Speed addicted said:
RazerSauber said:
Arm rest. They're just not high enough, I feel like I'm leaning quite a lot over to the left to lean on it. It's not just my car, it's loads of arm rests in loads of cars.
How high is your seat? Do you have it cranked up to the roof?
It's literally as low as it can go. I'm not particularly tall, about 5' 11" so there must be others in the same boat! Maybe I've just got a long torso and stubby arms?
Ahhh yes, I remember you now... You're the guy that runs like a T-Rex!

thecremeegg

1,965 posts

204 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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Mercedes C300 Coupe:

1) The digital dash is great, however it constantly shows the range left in the tank and you can't get rid - I don't want reminding of what my spirited driving is doing to my economy.

2) The auto wipers are either super enthusiastic when it's drizzling or lazy when it's peeing down

3) Whatever you set the driving mode to, it always defaults to Comfort when you turn the engine off and on. I only even want it in sport so I have to turn off stop-start and change mode every time!

4) In traffic, if a motorbike goes past it gets rid of whatever is on the screen and replaces it with the parking sensors flashing red and beeping....!

RobM77

35,349 posts

235 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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RazerSauber said:
Speed addicted said:
RazerSauber said:
Arm rest. They're just not high enough, I feel like I'm leaning quite a lot over to the left to lean on it. It's not just my car, it's loads of arm rests in loads of cars.
How high is your seat? Do you have it cranked up to the roof?
It's literally as low as it can go. I'm not particularly tall, about 5' 11" so there must be others in the same boat! Maybe I've just got a long torso and stubby arms?
There must be a lot of compromises in the design of the arm rest position. With manual transmission models the arm rest often gets in the way when changing gear, and similar for using a manual handbrake, so you can't have it too high. Then you've got the issue of when and how people use the arm rest - is it for use whilst waiting in traffic or whilst holding the wheel with the other hand (i.e. arm totally relaxed), or is it to prop an elbow on the motorway whilst you hold the steering wheel at the bottom (not that I'm advocating holding the wheel like that)?

I have to admit though, like many people I have the seat on the lowest setting (and it's still too high! - see my gripes a few pages ago), and find the armrest perfect for me, which is odd - you'd think that with the seat as low as it'll go I'd find the armrest too high. The other thing I've noticed is that with the seat on the lowest setting I'm also viewing the dials square on and have my head in the centre of the windscreen, both of which you really wouldn't expect given my average height (177cm / 5'10"). It's almost like manufacturers know what height the average person will have to seat at, design the dash around that, and choose that seat height as the lowest setting, with all the adjustment for higher seating positions. Same for steering wheels: I always have them pulled all the way out and they're still not close enough; all the adjustment is only in one direction compared to the norm.

TommoAE86

2,669 posts

128 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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21st Century Man said:
TGTiff said:
Nissan GTR. It beeps when you put it into reverse. Not an external beep, oh no, just in the cabin. I know it is in reverse I have just selected reverse, don't need a constant beep beep to tell me!
My Century does that too. I'm not brave enough to have a rummage and snip a wire though.
Another JDM with reversing beeps, not even got any sensors just a camera frown

thebigmacmoomin

2,801 posts

170 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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thecremeegg said:
Mercedes C300 Coupe:

3) Whatever you set the driving mode to, it always defaults to Comfort when you turn the engine off and on. I only even want it in sport so I have to turn off stop-start and change mode every time!
I get this with my steering settings. It defaults to Standard where I prefer Comfort.

colonel c

7,890 posts

240 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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Defender. Windscreen washer pump is not powerful enough to get any water on the screen.

RRS. Rear curtisie light has to switch on or off manually. Easy to forget to switch it off.




littlebasher

3,782 posts

172 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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No option to turn off active cruise control

Fine on quieter roads, but all it needs is someone to pull in front of you and the car throws out an anchor to maintain the gap.

Zarco

17,906 posts

210 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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VTECMFR said:
fking bd ttting squeaky bd clutch. Actually love the rest of the car even if most aren't a fan, but please can some one help me get rid of the squeak!

FN2 Type R
The Mrs' Qashqai started doing this last winter. Seems to go away after it has warmed up a bit.

She hadn't even noticed until I pointed it out, and even then it took a while for her to hear it!

Zarco

17,906 posts

210 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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SkodaIan said:
The nannying "change gear now" symbol on the dashboard of my Octavia.

It's annoying enough that it has to exist, but if I do a good smooth gearchange between 5th and 6th, it doesn't notice that I've changed gear.

It then sits there flashing at me to change up into 6th when I already am as I go down the motorway. The only way to get rid of it is to take my foot completely off the accelerator briefly, which rather negates the benefit of doing a smooth gearchange in the first place.
WTF? That is ridiculous! laugh

That would annoy the hell out of me.

Deranged Rover

3,411 posts

75 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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2005 Mondeo and the ‘rain sensing’ wipers that either frantically wipe a dry screen or completely ignore a torrential downpour.

What exactly was wrong with an intermittent setting with variable timing that meant it had to be changed for this crap?

rayyan171

1,294 posts

94 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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Citroen C1 - very loose gear stick, couldn't do much about it either. No traction control!
X5 E70 - suspension is tough over bumps, better at high speed, but overall you would be surprised to find it has air suspension. Also things love to go wrong.
Audi A6 C6 - Ackermans angle resulting in rubbing of the wheels against the arches when at full lock and manoeuvring. Quattro system doesn't like shifting between PRND for some reason??

Mr Tidy

22,450 posts

128 months

Wednesday 13th November 2019
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Limpet said:
Fuel tank also for me on the M140i. It’s supposed to hold 52 L but in reality even running it down to 0 range on the trip computer, I’ve never managed to get more than 48 litres in. That’s just not enough for a 3 litre petrol engine.

To get much more than 300 miles out of it you have to be driving Miss Daisy. Enjoying yourself, you can struggle to see 200.
I share your pain - my E86 Z4 Coupe allegedly has a 55 litre tank, but when it got down to 24 miles on the OBC I still only manged to squeeze 49 litres into the tank!

Thankfully my E90 330i daily has a 63 litre tank which is much more sensible - over 400 miles isn't a problem!

schmalex

13,616 posts

207 months

Wednesday 13th November 2019
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Lighting up the rears under reasonable acceleration up to 60 / 70 mph through 1st, 2nd & 3rd can get a little tiresome.

95JO

1,915 posts

87 months

Wednesday 13th November 2019
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schmalex said:
Lighting up the rears under reasonable acceleration up to 60 / 70 mph through 1st, 2nd & 3rd can get a little tiresome.
Ooo, you're hard

Triumph Man

8,704 posts

169 months

Wednesday 13th November 2019
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The fact that I had my ass handed to me last night by a Mini Cooper S. Driven by my Girlfriend.

Walshenham

169 posts

169 months

Wednesday 13th November 2019
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The power delivery. More specifically, boost threshold/ turbo lag...

Very funny when you are doing it on purpose, irritating when you are just trying to pull away.

0psi...0.2psi... 0.3 psi....22psi - wheelspin, back off, stupid dump valve I haven’t got round to removing yet, everyone rolls their eyes.