Smoking, trying to drive & stench

Smoking, trying to drive & stench

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Dangerous Dan

624 posts

171 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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fromkentgent said:
Almost every day I sew some clown trying to drive and a ciggy in the other hand.
The government does not want to ban smoking and trying to drive
because of the taxes it collects.

How on earth can you drive safely with a lit stick in your hand that throws
smoke into your and others eyes.

The other thing these clowns never fail to amuse me is they nearly always have
their window open even in freezing and rainy weather hence sharing
their stench and disease with those that do not want it.

These type more often than not are in older, battered cars unless its women then
its an old suv or newer Corsa. If you don't believe me, just watch the next ten smokers
and rarely will they have a decent car.

The clowns/smokers will often toss out their ash and cig butt on the road and
if thrown from a van, higher car it can land in your car if your window/s are open and landed on mine years
ago when I had a S class MB saloon - landed between the bonnet and wipers smoked for a good minute.
I tried to catch up with the inbred but traffic lights went in the inbreds favour.

These clowns are also usually guilty of the no-hands syndrome about 99% of the time as ciggy in one hand how on earth can they indicate.
These clowns slow down traffic especially at the roundabout as they don't indicate as 50% of the other clowns with the no-hands syndrome.
I politely hand gestured to a clown the other day at a roundabout why not indicate as it was truing left i could have gone straight on - should have seen the look on the inbreds face as though it wanted to hit me. I'm scared of creatures like that but if attacked I
will use reasonable force to body slam the inbred.

Do you, family, friend a inbred you know smokes and is guilty of driving badly like I have seen many times? Have you ever asked them why they don't keep windows closed and enjoy all of their stenches and why they don't indicate? In my family/relative no one smokes as its a lower class thing the vast majority of the time.

Please do not take offence if you smoke whilst trying to drive, keep your windows closed, don't throw out your rubbish out of your window and put others at risk and use your indicators.



Edited by fromkentgent on Saturday 30th November 13:18
I assume it's half term? When are you going back to school?

donkmeister

8,165 posts

100 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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Johnspex said:
Leon R said:
4/10 rant.

Not enough swearing.
Complete lack of commas so that makes up for lack of profanities.
No-one in his family uses commas as they are a lower-class thing.

eskidavies

5,371 posts

159 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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Blim holes in the recaros,remember them any one ,that bit on the front that pulled out was handy for rolling a jo,,,,,fag on hehe bloody hell ford escort turbo seats that takes me back ,BTW I don’t smoke fags or drugs and am 2 nearly 3 decades on from them days

mygoldfishbowl

3,701 posts

143 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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DoubleD said:
This place attracts some very strange people
I can confirm this is true.

Monkeylegend

26,389 posts

231 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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Bagzie88 said:
OP is either a troll or should be sectioned under the mental health act because quite blatantly he's not the full biscuit.

Edited by Bagzie88 on Sunday 1st December 00:31
Every so often PH gets posters like Idiotfromkent and Sir Lord Harold, most likely returned banees, who burst onto the scene trying to be as controversial as they can, posting made up trolling threads to get as negative reaction as possible, only to then disappear again, either banned or peed off because they get called out and no longer get the reaction and publicity they crave to make their otherwise very uneventful lives a bit more bearable.

I love it hehe


AW111

9,674 posts

133 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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popeyewhite said:
biggrin
Chuck a fagend out the window at 40 and next time you get in see a 50p size hole in the leather of the rear seats where it blew back in.
I know someone who set fire to their ute that way...

AW111

9,674 posts

133 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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Rod200SX said:
Agreed smoking whilst driving is so dangerous. I go with the method of keeping my bong in the cup holder, so one can simply lean over whilst keeping both hands on the wheel.
nono
Passenger packs and passes.

FA57REN

1,020 posts

55 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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vantara said:
I smoke with my right hand and indicate with my left so am confused as to where I stand with the OP.
And which hand do you use when you want a drag from your cigarette? Front middle?

I don't believe you'd be so irresponsible as to lift a hand off a primary control.


Wacky Racer

38,162 posts

247 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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Next you'll want to ban wking while driving whilst looking at a copy of Razzle too hehe

DoubleD

22,154 posts

108 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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FA57REN said:
vantara said:
I smoke with my right hand and indicate with my left so am confused as to where I stand with the OP.
And which hand do you use when you want a drag from your cigarette? Front middle?

I don't believe you'd be so irresponsible as to lift a hand off a primary control.
Thats what your knees are for.

DonkeyApple

55,287 posts

169 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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Mexman said:
OP is a fking village idiot.
Read other posts from this clown.
As a village idiot, I find your remark offensive. This chap wouldn’t even classify as a weird vegetable at the village fete.


Sam1982

4 posts

53 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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This has to be a joke, clearly. Yes, smoking is bad, but there's no argument that the car itself is way more harmful because of the emissions, and there's the fact that a person who known how to drive would never have an issue driving with a small, tiny stick in their hands, let's be real here.

Denis O

2,141 posts

243 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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Sam1982 said:
This has to be a joke, clearly. Yes, smoking is bad, but there's no argument that the car itself is way more harmful because of the emissions, and there's the fact that a person who known how to drive would never have an issue driving with a small, tiny stick in their hands, let's be real here.
Now is this a reference to smoking in cars or wking in cars.

AW111

9,674 posts

133 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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Sam1982 said:
This has to be a joke, clearly. Yes, smoking is bad, but there's no argument that the car itself is way more harmful because of the emissions, and there's the fact that a person who known how to drive would never have an issue driving with a small, tiny stick in their hands, let's be real here.
So wking is ok too. Cool.

DonkeyApple

55,287 posts

169 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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Isn’t that a given? It’s the cigarette afterwards that’s the issue.

Pan Pan Pan

9,905 posts

111 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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Reciprocating mass said:
When you gonna call out for the ban of cup holders
yikes

I don't know where the law stands on this, since I have occasionally seen articles where people have apparently been pulled, and fined by the police for eating / drinking whilst driving.
It does seem odd if this `is' illegal, since if one cannot eat an apple, or have drink whilst driving, whilst at the same time it `is' Ok to have a lit item which is also capable of dropping glowing cigarette ends into one`s crotch, does seem to be a case of double standards, especially since keeping hydrated, or ones sugar count up is likely to be required for safe driving.
A mate once described cigarettes/pipes etc as just being dummies for adults, which did make me laugh!

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

135 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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AW111 said:
So wking is ok too. Cool.
But not as the same time as smoking.
Nobody likes the smell of burning hair.

T-195

2,671 posts

61 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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A bit like using hands-free.

If you are incapable of talking while driving safely you probably shouldn't be driving.

A1VDY

3,575 posts

127 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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Smoking is a dirty filthy habit and those that do don't realise how bad they smell, the bad breath is the worst thing.
We've even turned down trade ins which have been heavily smoked in. Once it's in the fabric of everything from the heading /seats /carpets no amount of wet vaccing with the Putzi get rid of it.
Wet dog is another one but not thread topic..

Edited by A1VDY on Sunday 1st December 14:16

fromkentgent

Original Poster:

103 posts

63 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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FA57REN said:
vantara said:
I smoke with my right hand and indicate with my left so am confused as to where I stand with the OP.
And which hand do you use when you want a drag from your cigarette? Front middle?

I don't believe you'd be so irresponsible as to lift a hand off a primary control.
Hi FASREN

I think the other posters is hinting that he smokes it with his rear.