The "S**t Driving Caught On Cam" Thread (Vol 5)

The "S**t Driving Caught On Cam" Thread (Vol 5)

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donkmeister

8,166 posts

100 months

Saturday 20th November 2021
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robemcdonald said:
donkmeister said:
robemcdonald said:
donkmeister said:
The facts:
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How are "It's a non-MG Metro" and "It's a Metro with a suit bag hanging in the window" not a pair of facts? confused

ETA and "the dash cam car started flashing its lights". Three facts. And that's a fact.
You said “the facts” and then made up a story about a job interview

HTH
Ah... I see where you've gone wrong here.

I wrote each fact followed by what were clearly inferences and conclusions, it's a pretty common way to write in English. The fact that really seems to have ground sand into your flaps is fact number 1, "It's a Metro with a suit bag hanging in the rear window", where the fact was followed by a new sentence beginning "This immediately makes me think"... Now, by prefacing a statement with that, it is clear that the following statement is written as my opinion. No-one else thinks it is intended to be taken as a fact, besides you. However, if you want to be pedantic about it, the fact that it immediately made me think of something IS a fact in itself and hence worthy of inclusion in your desired "pure list of facts".

Your keenness to use a meme has blinded you to the notion that your attempt at pedantry makes as much sense as me pointing out that I didn't say anything (see bold above) but in fact typed it...

Now, let's have some more videos/have a 10 page argument about cyclists and/or roundabout discipline.

donkmeister

8,166 posts

100 months

Sunday 21st November 2021
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scottyp123 said:
Since this video ended up on the net, somewhere in Coventry a team of mechanical engineers went in to the office to find the bloke who does A-pillars was sat with his feet up on the desk looking more smug than the cat who got the cream.

Pat on the back to Jaguar, I doubt "catch an Audi Q5 like a cricket ball" is on the technical requirements for their cars but there is a Jag, doing just that.

robemcdonald

8,790 posts

196 months

Sunday 21st November 2021
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donkmeister said:
robemcdonald said:
donkmeister said:
robemcdonald said:
donkmeister said:
The facts:
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How are "It's a non-MG Metro" and "It's a Metro with a suit bag hanging in the window" not a pair of facts? confused

ETA and "the dash cam car started flashing its lights". Three facts. And that's a fact.
You said “the facts” and then made up a story about a job interview

HTH
Ah... I see where you've gone wrong here.

I wrote each fact followed by what were clearly inferences and conclusions, it's a pretty common way to write in English. The fact that really seems to have ground sand into your flaps is fact number 1, "It's a Metro with a suit bag hanging in the rear window", where the fact was followed by a new sentence beginning "This immediately makes me think"... Now, by prefacing a statement with that, it is clear that the following statement is written as my opinion. No-one else thinks it is intended to be taken as a fact, besides you. However, if you want to be pedantic about it, the fact that it immediately made me think of something IS a fact in itself and hence worthy of inclusion in your desired "pure list of facts".

Your keenness to use a meme has blinded you to the notion that your attempt at pedantry makes as much sense as me pointing out that I didn't say anything (see bold above) but in fact typed it...

Now, let's have some more videos/have a 10 page argument about cyclists and/or roundabout discipline.
The facts you have proudly listed aren’t facts they are assumptions. (Except the flashing bit). The black shape could be a suit bag, but could also be a lot of other things too.

Is it pedantic to highlight when opinion or assumption is presented as fact? Perhaps, but it’s still accurate. That alone should make you happy as a fan of “facts”.





donkmeister

8,166 posts

100 months

Sunday 21st November 2021
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robemcdonald said:
The facts you have proudly listed aren’t facts they are assumptions. (Except the flashing bit). The black shape could be a suit bag, but could also be a lot of other things too.

Is it pedantic to highlight when opinion or assumption is presented as fact? Perhaps, but it’s still accurate. That alone should make you happy as a fan of “facts”.
Clearly you have never bought a suit from M&S biglaugh

But regardless, first rule of pedant club is to be right. On that rule, I must ask you to hand in your pedant club card tongue out

Uncle Meat

736 posts

250 months

Sunday 21st November 2021
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donkmeister said:
Since this video ended up on the net, somewhere in Coventry a team of mechanical engineers went in to the office to find the bloke who does A-pillars was sat with his feet up on the desk looking more smug than the cat who got the cream.

Pat on the back to Jaguar, I doubt "catch an Audi Q5 like a cricket ball" is on the technical requirements for their cars but there is a Jag, doing just that.
Pretty sure I remember BMW advertising the E30 in a similar way (maybe about weight distribution as much as the ability to roll a convertible!)

Camelot1971

2,700 posts

166 months

Sunday 21st November 2021
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Disco You said:


Interesting place for a phone holder. I can’t say I have seen that before…
Just looks like a photoshop? Or am I due a parrot?

Bonefish Blues

26,748 posts

223 months

Sunday 21st November 2021
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Camelot1971 said:
Disco You said:


Interesting place for a phone holder. I can’t say I have seen that before…
Just looks like a photoshop? Or am I due a parrot?
That looks like one of those Early-Century Chinese copies of a Western car, more like.

Ron240

2,767 posts

119 months

Sunday 21st November 2021
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robemcdonald said:
The facts you have proudly listed aren’t facts they are assumptions. (Except the flashing bit). The black shape could be a suit bag, but could also be a lot of other things too.

Is it pedantic to highlight when opinion or assumption is presented as fact? Perhaps, but it’s still accurate. That alone should make you happy as a fan of “facts”.
"I think you may have an anger management problem"

Hey it makes as much sense in this context as when you said it to me. laugh

Monkeylegend

26,390 posts

231 months

Sunday 21st November 2021
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Camelot1971 said:
Disco You said:


Interesting place for a phone holder. I can’t say I have seen that before…
Just looks like a photoshop? Or am I due a parrot?
He was leaving Watford yesterday, needed an armed guard.

Laurel Green

30,779 posts

232 months

Sunday 21st November 2021
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Dracoro

8,683 posts

245 months

Sunday 21st November 2021
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Monkeylegend said:
He was leaving Watford yesterday, needed an armed guard.
I think he was trying to drive fast, as that’s the only way he’s going to get 3 points…

havoc

30,069 posts

235 months

Sunday 21st November 2021
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Laurel Green said:
What the hell's going on with the dog at 6:30? Doesn't look good...

Laurel Green

30,779 posts

232 months

Sunday 21st November 2021
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havoc said:
What the hell's going on with the dog at 6:30? Doesn't look good...
Hard to say, TBH. I've seen it happen where a dogs joints were riddled with arthritis, but this did not quite look the same. Could be the dog was being taken to the vets, or that it just wanted a longer walk. Didn't look good whatever the case may be. frown

dundarach

5,037 posts

228 months

Sunday 21st November 2021
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Laurel Green said:
havoc said:
What the hell's going on with the dog at 6:30? Doesn't look good...
Hard to say, TBH. I've seen it happen where a dogs joints were riddled with arthritis, but this did not quite look the same. Could be the dog was being taken to the vets, or that it just wanted a longer walk. Didn't look good whatever the case may be. frown
Dog was being daft I think, it was jumping up at the other side smile

My would do something like this!

Levin

2,025 posts

124 months

Sunday 21st November 2021
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Laurel Green said:
Em is a fking mental case! Minor incident, avoided it by slamming on the anchors, then chases the car down just to dive up its inside on a roundabout for a collision. Easily one of the worst bits of driving I've seen in one of these compilations because it was wilfully awful.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Sunday 21st November 2021
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Ellie W, @ 2-36.

Atrocious driving, Failed to see the two stationary cars and had a hissy when the driver to the left moved out. She, of course, carried on being a lane two hogger.

Frimley111R

15,664 posts

234 months

Monday 22nd November 2021
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dundarach said:
Dog was being daft I think, it was jumping up at the other side smile

My would do something like this!
That's how I saw it too. It was just playing up. Pretty funny I thought hehe

surveyor

17,825 posts

184 months

Monday 22nd November 2021
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Frimley111R said:
dundarach said:
Dog was being daft I think, it was jumping up at the other side smile

My would do something like this!
That's how I saw it too. It was just playing up. Pretty funny I thought hehe
Ours does similar when my daughter takes him. He allows so far, then just drags her back... Not sure how much resistance she puts up mind.

Scrump

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22,016 posts

158 months

Monday 22nd November 2021
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