I might not be the best at parking in the world

I might not be the best at parking in the world

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andygo

6,804 posts

255 months

Friday 21st February 2020
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irocfan said:
impressive - but in all honesty, why?
I might have been exaggerating! smile

Roger Irrelevant

2,932 posts

113 months

Friday 21st February 2020
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Anybody else care to admit they've never heard of 'dry steering' before?

witko999

632 posts

208 months

Friday 21st February 2020
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To be honest, I'd be pretty annoyed if someone parked that close to my car, because I'd expect that my bumper would've been hit multiple times during the manouevre.

I certainly wouldn't park my own car like that, because you never know the abilities of the people in the adjacent cars. There may be a metre gap in front of the adjacent car when you park, but if the vehicle in front of them moves and is replaced, they may be left without enough room to get out without hitting your car.

Olas

911 posts

57 months

Friday 21st February 2020
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LimSlip said:
What makes steering when stationary "dry"? Is it wet when moving?
Excellent question - it’s only wet if the hydraulics are leaking, wether moving or stationary.

WonkeyDonkey

2,341 posts

103 months

Friday 21st February 2020
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What on earth is dry steering.

Why would you want to park that close to other cars but not the kerb?

pincher

8,558 posts

217 months

Friday 21st February 2020
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Roger Irrelevant said:
Anybody else care to admit they've never heard of 'dry steering' before?
[raises hand sheepishly]

TheBALDpuma

Original Poster:

5,842 posts

168 months

Friday 21st February 2020
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witko999 said:
To be honest, I'd be pretty annoyed if someone parked that close to my car, because I'd expect that my bumper would've been hit multiple times during the manouevre.

I certainly wouldn't park my own car like that, because you never know the abilities of the people in the adjacent cars. There may be a metre gap in front of the adjacent car when you park, but if the vehicle in front of them moves and is replaced, they may be left without enough room to get out without hitting your car.
But I didn't him either car so all good

And they both had tons of space so all good!

Dog Star

16,132 posts

168 months

Friday 21st February 2020
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pincher said:
Roger Irrelevant said:
Anybody else care to admit they've never heard of 'dry steering' before?
[raises hand sheepishly]
Me neither. (The expression, not the theory)

DoctorX

7,291 posts

167 months

Friday 21st February 2020
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Pah. This is easy.

(With parking cameras)

Pica-Pica

13,792 posts

84 months

Friday 21st February 2020
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pincher said:
Roger Irrelevant said:
Anybody else care to admit they've never heard of 'dry steering' before?
[raises hand sheepishly]
Causing the steered wheels to turn on their king pin (steering) axis without forward or rearward movement of the vehicle.

surveyor

17,823 posts

184 months

Friday 21st February 2020
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irocfan said:
andygo said:
I think people that park this close to others are obviously driving Gods.
impressive - but in all honesty, why?
I used to be really good at parking. Had a company Laguna, and worked in Clifton, Bristol. Not many spaces, big car, student area.... Once I had a gap I really wanted to use it.

This was 20 years ago. Can't park for st nowadays.

ging84

8,897 posts

146 months

Friday 21st February 2020
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I really don't understand how that is possible, maybe the photo makes it look closer than it is, but looks to me like you've got maybe 3" of clearance at the back and none at the front, unless the bumpers curve in to such and extent that at no point measuring the car diagonally does it get more than 3" longer than it could simply not have rotated in the space.
The front bumper looks not far off being a semi circle so perhaps could, but the back i'm not so sure about

untakenname

4,969 posts

192 months

Friday 21st February 2020
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My car rolls back a few inches when I let off the handbrake so would connect with another car if they parked that close, it's a gamble parking that close as some people will just bump the car trying to get out.

I have the tie down hooks on my cars front and rear to deter close parking, there's paint on them so looks like they've done their job.

TheBALDpuma

Original Poster:

5,842 posts

168 months

Friday 21st February 2020
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ging84 said:
I really don't understand how that is possible, maybe the photo makes it look closer than it is, but looks to me like you've got maybe 3" of clearance at the back and none at the front, unless the bumpers curve in to such and extent that at no point measuring the car diagonally does it get more than 3" longer than it could simply not have rotated in the space.
The front bumper looks not far off being a semi circle so perhaps could, but the back i'm not so sure about
Tbh I think your assessment is about right. I was surprised hoe tight it was with I got out! I think I just mailed the first movement, then shuffled a few times to get in.

Geecom

41 posts

115 months

Friday 21st February 2020
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Roger Irrelevant said:
Anybody else care to admit they've never heard of 'dry steering' before?
Got to say I’ve been on here for years despite my post count and I’ve never heard of this before.


surveyor

17,823 posts

184 months

Friday 21st February 2020
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Geecom said:
Roger Irrelevant said:
Anybody else care to admit they've never heard of 'dry steering' before?
Got to say I’ve been on here for years despite my post count and I’ve never heard of this before.
I guessed, but never heard it called that.

Woody John

759 posts

73 months

Friday 21st February 2020
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TheBALDpuma said:
To the doubters...

Hand on heart I parked in that space. Took some shuffling and maybe a very little amount of dry steering, but not lock to lock, just a little at the start of the best small fwd and backward movement. I didn't hit either of the cars

:Hehe: I know I'm not perfectly close to the pavement but I wasn't about to have another go!

The people saying I've screwed the others, the car behind me is the last car before yellow lines, the car in front had over a meter is space in front of it so all good!
Not a chance, unless you had a small crane.

GeordieInExile

683 posts

120 months

Friday 21st February 2020
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All well and good until you need to get back out of it...

Monkeylegend

26,389 posts

231 months

Friday 21st February 2020
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Pretty poor effort, you haven't even parked centrally between the two cars tongue out

How many backward and forward movements did that take, and did you have enough time left on your parking ticket to go anywhere?

TheBALDpuma

Original Poster:

5,842 posts

168 months

Friday 21st February 2020
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Woody John said:
TheBALDpuma said:
To the doubters...

Hand on heart I parked in that space. Took some shuffling and maybe a very little amount of dry steering, but not lock to lock, just a little at the start of the best small fwd and backward movement. I didn't hit either of the cars

:Hehe: I know I'm not perfectly close to the pavement but I wasn't about to have another go!

The people saying I've screwed the others, the car behind me is the last car before yellow lines, the car in front had over a meter is space in front of it so all good!
Not a chance, unless you had a small crane.
I'm just taking this as a compliment haha