Badly modified cars thread Mk3

Badly modified cars thread Mk3

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robemcdonald

8,811 posts

197 months

Tuesday 26th July 2022
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Banham was obsessed with BL toss.

He had the original RS200 body moulds and was producing body panels for owners.

He also produced a replica kit based on….. an MG Maestro….

Decent looking frog eyed sprite also on a metro base.

His adverts frequently used phrases such as “race winning chassis” obviously not mentioning it was a one make series….

V8covin

7,332 posts

194 months

Tuesday 26th July 2022
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robemcdonald said:
Banham was obsessed with BL toss.

He had the original RS200 body moulds and was producing body panels for owners.

He also produced a replica kit based on….. an MG Maestro….

Decent looking frog eyed sprite also on a metro base.

His adverts frequently used phrases such as “race winning chassis” obviously not mentioning it was a one make series….
Do you mean 6R4 ?
RS200 was Ford

thegreenhell

15,415 posts

220 months

Tuesday 26th July 2022
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Fermit said:
At least with that one he's able to laugh at it a little himself, with the meTTro badge on the rear. Why though did Banham decide to start with a Metro, a much smaller car? Surely using a Golf, an A3 or any of the othe VAG PQ34 platform cars would make things a lot easier? Or would VAG chuck a load of their legal might their way to stop that dead in its tracks?
Because twenty years ago when they were making these things a Golf or A3 on that platform would have been a new or newly new car to chop up, compared to a £100 Metro, and if you could afford to do that then you could probably afford to just buy a TT. They were just using what was cheap and readily available at the time, as most kitcar builders do.

robemcdonald

8,811 posts

197 months

Tuesday 26th July 2022
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V8covin said:
robemcdonald said:
Banham was obsessed with BL toss.

He had the original RS200 body moulds and was producing body panels for owners.

He also produced a replica kit based on….. an MG Maestro….

Decent looking frog eyed sprite also on a metro base.

His adverts frequently used phrases such as “race winning chassis” obviously not mentioning it was a one make series….
Do you mean 6R4 ?
RS200 was Ford
No. I mean RS200. The Ford RS200…

ruairi50

234 posts

165 months

Tuesday 26th July 2022
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Jesus Christ my eyes

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Easternlight

3,433 posts

145 months

Tuesday 26th July 2022
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Someone's just put a lot of work into that to get it an MOT!

Fermit

13,030 posts

101 months

Wednesday 27th July 2022
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thegreenhell said:
Because twenty years ago when they were making these things a Golf or A3 on that platform would have been a new or newly new car to chop up, compared to a £100 Metro, and if you could afford to do that then you could probably afford to just buy a TT. They were just using what was cheap and readily available at the time, as most kitcar builders do.
Ah yes, of course. I wasn't considering the age of the Banham car. Instead I was thinking of an old A3 or Golf (etc) being a snotter money banger in todays market.

Pit Pony

8,655 posts

122 months

Wednesday 27th July 2022
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67Dino said:
forsure said:
AlexRS2782 said:
You missed the plate on that list. When i saw it discussed on another site, somebody local to the car posted that the current owner got that plate as evidently he's making it known that he's "OWNED" everyone when he's out on the road in the car - bloody hell laugh
I suspect he doesn't know that, in some parts of the country, 'NED' is a derogatory term for an individual - equivalent of 'chav'.
I’ve always used NED to mean “Non Executive Director”. Excited to now be able to insult people in business without anyone knowing...

Yes, David, the Operations Director, I certainly see him as a NED
Non educated delinquent

AlexRS2782

8,053 posts

214 months

Wednesday 27th July 2022
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Copied over from the Crappy Plates thread:

NDA said:
I thought this worthy of inclusion

Sporky

6,315 posts

65 months

Thursday 28th July 2022
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FatboyKim said:
Anybody who thinks that vaguely resembles an Audi TT needs to book an eye test as a matter of urgency.
I think it depends on one's interpretation of "vaguely". If someone said it I'd know what they meant.

Frimley111R

15,678 posts

235 months

Friday 29th July 2022
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Regular of Camberley centre, now with DIY body repairs




Pupbelly

1,413 posts

130 months

Friday 29th July 2022
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Frimley111R said:
Regular of Camberley centre, now with DIY body repairs



Reminds me of the old Barry Boys website hehe

Triumph Man

8,699 posts

169 months

Friday 29th July 2022
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Slow said:
Gunk said:
Frimley111R said:
That’s brilliant, a true hillbilly special, they’re bound to have a little yappy dog!
Hillbilly? Are you sure you have used the correct word there?

This is the sort of car I expect from an estate in town not rough country people!
Quite, rough country people would have an old Disco TD5 with the fuelling turned right up.

That Range Rover will be owned by someone overweight, who wears a vest, probably shaved head, owns a staffie or other "status" dog, and believes he's the man and has made it because he's got a Range Rover. The Range Rover itself will likely have a warning light on the dashboard, probably for air suspension failure, maybe an engine management light and ABS light, and will be the TD6 or V8 on lpg.

FatboyKim

2,296 posts

31 months

Friday 29th July 2022
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Triumph Man said:
Quite, rough country people would have an old Disco TD5 with the fuelling turned right up.

That Range Rover will be owned by someone overweight, who wears a vest, probably shaved head, owns a staffie or other "status" dog, and believes he's the man and has made it because he's got a Range Rover. The Range Rover itself will likely have a warning light on the dashboard, probably for air suspension failure, maybe an engine management light and ABS light, and will be the TD6 or V8 on lpg.
Other car will be a 200,000+mls ex-police 5-series estate liveried and chevroned up with a Wish LED lightbar because he's a security dog handler. Not that we're stereotyping or anything.

Triumph Man

8,699 posts

169 months

Friday 29th July 2022
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FatboyKim said:
Triumph Man said:
Quite, rough country people would have an old Disco TD5 with the fuelling turned right up.

That Range Rover will be owned by someone overweight, who wears a vest, probably shaved head, owns a staffie or other "status" dog, and believes he's the man and has made it because he's got a Range Rover. The Range Rover itself will likely have a warning light on the dashboard, probably for air suspension failure, maybe an engine management light and ABS light, and will be the TD6 or V8 on lpg.
Other car will be a 200,000+mls ex-police 5-series estate liveried and chevroned up with a Wish LED lightbar because he's a security dog handler. Not that we're stereotyping or anything.
Stereotypes exist for a reason. No smoke without fire and all that.

robemcdonald

8,811 posts

197 months

Friday 29th July 2022
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Triumph Man said:
FatboyKim said:
Triumph Man said:
Quite, rough country people would have an old Disco TD5 with the fuelling turned right up.

That Range Rover will be owned by someone overweight, who wears a vest, probably shaved head, owns a staffie or other "status" dog, and believes he's the man and has made it because he's got a Range Rover. The Range Rover itself will likely have a warning light on the dashboard, probably for air suspension failure, maybe an engine management light and ABS light, and will be the TD6 or V8 on lpg.
Other car will be a 200,000+mls ex-police 5-series estate liveried and chevroned up with a Wish LED lightbar because he's a security dog handler. Not that we're stereotyping or anything.
Stereotypes exist for a reason. No smoke without fire and all that.
What about a smoke machine..?

AlexRS2782

8,053 posts

214 months

Friday 29th July 2022
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Frimley111R said:
Regular of Camberley centre, now with DIY body repairs



That drove past me yesterday. I wasn't sure at first whether it was duct tape holding the bumper on BTCC style, or some weird black graphics, so nice to have it confirmed that the tape theory was correct hehe

Edited by AlexRS2782 on Friday 29th July 20:14

DodgyGeezer

40,545 posts

191 months

Friday 29th July 2022
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Triumph Man said:
Stereotypes exist for a reason. No smoke without fire and all that.

Wheel Turned Out

574 posts

39 months

Friday 29th July 2022
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530d chavved up a treat, and barely run it at 190,000 what I'm sure were very careful and well maintained miles. Good thing they put the spoiler on - tame the beast and all that.





I'm sure one of those "substance analysis" teams would have a field day in this thing.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/154829168758?hash=item2...

Gunk

3,302 posts

160 months

Friday 29th July 2022
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A worthy addition to the thread, utterly ste!