Badly modified cars thread Mk3

[Milkyway]

Just put this on the B&C thread, suggestion to put it on here... I would hate to disappoint anybody.

Yours for £7500 of your ‘ finest British pounds’.
I think that the hubcaps are incorrect though.



https://www.newsnow.co.uk/classifieds/cars-vans-fo...

Edited by Milkyway on Wednesday 3rd August 07:15

[DodgyGeezer]

http://www.range-rover-classic.com/Home/land-rover...

[SLK55AMG]

Milkyway said:

Just put this on the B&C thread, suggestion to put it on here... I would hate to disappoint anybody.

Yours for £7500 of your ‘ finest British pounds’.
I think that the hubcaps are incorrect though.



https://www.newsnow.co.uk/classifieds/cars-vans-fo...

Edited by Milkyway on Wednesday 3rd August 07:15

I saw that posted elsewhere maybe 2 years ago, either the seller trying again or the new seller has had enough of it

[Drew106]

Wheel Turned Out said:

530d chavved up a treat, and barely run it at 190,000 what I'm sure were very careful and well maintained miles. Good thing they put the spoiler on - tame the beast and all that.





I'm sure one of those "substance analysis" teams would have a field day in this thing.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/154829168758?hash=item2...

The inspiration:



Fast & Furious 4

[Baron Greenback]

Ok one 1/3 of it is a car!

[Court_S]

Wheel Turned Out said:

530d chavved up a treat, and barely run it at 190,000 what I'm sure were very careful and well maintained miles. Good thing they put the spoiler on - tame the beast and all that.





I'm sure one of those "substance analysis" teams would have a field day in this thing.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/154829168758?hash=item2...

That’s grim. I best it spews out black smoke when it’s driven too.

Like I said before, this era BMW is going through it’s bad phase where they’re getting owned by cretins who do stuff like this.

[biggbn]

Triumph Man said:

FatboyKim said:

Triumph Man said:

Quite, rough country people would have an old Disco TD5 with the fuelling turned right up.

That Range Rover will be owned by someone overweight, who wears a vest, probably shaved head, owns a staffie or other "status" dog, and believes he's the man and has made it because he's got a Range Rover. The Range Rover itself will likely have a warning light on the dashboard, probably for air suspension failure, maybe an engine management light and ABS light, and will be the TD6 or V8 on lpg.

Other car will be a 200,000+mls ex-police 5-series estate liveried and chevroned up with a Wish LED lightbar because he's a security dog handler. Not that we're stereotyping or anything.

Stereotypes exist for a reason. No smoke without fire and all that.

Indeed, as these posts prove....

[ambuletz]

i think we'll have to put katie price's range over here

link

[aazer89]

ambuletz said:

i think we'll have to put katie price's range over here

link

That thing is going to need sterilising before anyone can go near it lol

[FatboyKim]

ambuletz said:

i think we'll have to put katie price's range over here

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£140,000 for a poorly spec'd 2.7 diesel RR Sport in 2005? Even one from a 'tuning company'. Get tae fk

The knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing dealer is so deluded it's unreal.

'THE CAR LOOKS AND DRIVE FANTASTIC AND GETS ADMIRED AND ATTENTION WERE EVER IT GOES AND YOU DEFANITELEY WON'T LOOSE IT IN A CAR PARK 'LOL''

[Missy Charm]

dibbers006 said:

ambuletz said:

i think we'll have to put katie price's range over here

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Unlike its owner

The advert's description of the car's condition is somewhat optimistic, given it, rather like its previous owner, is filthy, worn and in the process of falling apart.

[biggbn]

ambuletz said:

i think we'll have to put katie price's range over here

link

I actually don't mind that much preferable to the usual black on black Don Curly Wurly spec!! I don't like that gen RR Sport, but I'd drive that no problem. As the song kinda goes, Pink is my favourite colour...

[RenPug]

Spotted in Tesco Sandhurst last week

[RogerDodgerSuperTodger]

dibbers006 said:

ambuletz said:

i think we'll have to put katie price's range over here

link

Unlike its owner

Coming soon to a caravan site near you…

[Nickbrapp]

[TGCOTF-dewey]

Has Porsche's Cayenne Cabrio concept made an appearance?

Absolute shocker.

[AdeTuono]

Nickbrapp said:

What am I missing?

[Don1]

Looks like it's had a taste delete.

[Sporky]

TGCOTF-dewey said:

Has Porsche's Cayenne Cabrio concept made an appearance?

Absolute shocker.

I think anyone who saw that is trying to repress the memory.

[DodgyGeezer]

aazer89 said:

ambuletz said:

i think we'll have to put katie price's range over here

link

That thing is going to need sterilising before anyone can go near it lol

I dread to think....