Badly modified cars thread Mk3

[trails]

LuS1fer said:

trails said:

ZedLeg said:

That was a boy’s first car

A boy with an ebay account

A boy with a wildly inaccuarte speedo, I'll wager.

At least it's not a Panda 100

[chazwozza]

Why......?!

[x5tuu]

peteA said:

Special - spotted in car park when out and about earlier today…

Hahaha I saw this at the silverlink too … what a monstrosity!

[ingenieur]

PlumXplosion said:

What a stunner:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/285745048037?mkcid=16&a...

That's been on here a few times already. Nobody wants to buy it so it is always for sale.

I have tried to figure out with a calculator whether or not there is a way of saving it but nothing can be done without paying for the privilege... and why go to the trouble if you could get a standard car for less than it would cost to put this one right.

[Fermit]

PlumXplosion said:

What a stunner:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/285745048037?mkcid=16&a...

It apparently comes with a 'sunwoofer'. Wait, it's being sold with a mutt who's set off by day break?

[james6546]

LuS1fer said:

AdeTuono said:

Well, at least it's got a long MOT, until the end of next month.

And Cat S slipped in the middle.

And only one owner from new, with the current owner owning it since 2021

[georgeyboy12345]

What in the Max Power is this






Yours for £10k if you fancy it

[Harry Flashman]

Escort3500 said:

Following on from the recent BMW pickup, how about an off-road style Merc?

Love that, but needs a suspension lift.

[Kuwahara]

Needs more lights and I’d be tempted…

[pidsy]

That has been for sale for years.

[Milkyway]

[biggbn]

ajprice said:

"Hey, I've got a Mercedes 126"

"You mean a W126, an old S Class?"

"I meant what I said..."

Love that!!

[biggbn]

Escort3500 said:

Following on from the recent BMW pickup, how about an off-road style Merc?

Like this also!!

[Milkyway]

[ZedLeg]

Didn’t want to sell the two seater when he started a family.

[Fermit]

Browsing 2005 > Focus ST's, as I loved my old one (2007, ST3, 3 door, blue) just for memory lane etc.

Stumbled upon this pig (photos saved as 'avif' wont upload)

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-focus-st-2007-...

[Missy Charm]

Greza said:

I'm not sure it has the desired effect either https://youtu.be/PE0LtqBc3gI?si=zDN-un4sPcZHYDml&a...

Why are all those kids (and nasal-voiced man) getting so excited by a load of automatic-transmission toting repmobiles being driven out of the car park of an industrial unit?

Do they do the same thing at the multi-storey in the town centre?

'Oh look, here comes Mrs Simpkins in the Nissan X-Trail! She's got three full bags for life in the boot 'cause she's been to T.K. Maxx, Robert Dyas and Clarks. She's gone and what's this? The frequently seen Ford Fiesta 1.6, ably piloted by Amy White. She's just finished work at the travel agent and she's got shepherd's pie for tea. Now we've got Mr Perkins driving his Vauxhall Insignia diesel. He told his wife he was popping out for a curry with a friend, but he's actually spent all afternoon in the betting shop. Oh, Mr Perkins...' (repeat until the end of time).

[Speed 3]

Fermit said:

Browsing 2005 > Focus ST's, as I loved my old one (2007, ST3, 3 door, blue) just for memory lane etc.

Stumbled upon this pig (photos saved as 'avif' wont upload)

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-focus-st-2007-...

[Fermit]

Speed 3 said:

TY

[MightyBadger]

Speed 3 said:

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