Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 16]

Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 16]

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Macron

9,876 posts

166 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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The shove is great. The taste. Not so much.

Stegel

1,953 posts

174 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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Krikkit said:
BlueMR2 said:
Thinking about whether to buy the red 38 pin adapter for older Mercedes so I can plug it into the S210 as well, an extra £45 though.
I'd get a cheap eBay one, just an adapter from OBD2 to the special pinout.
My £3 38 pin adaptor happily acted as an intermediary between my cheapo Autel generic code reader and my SL, but the same lead gives a “cannot communicate with vehicle” when I try the same with the iCarsoft v2. Unsure if the special red one would get over that or whether the iCarsoft doesn’t like the car. I’ve only tried once so I really should give it another go (and I suppose check it with the Autel in case the lead has broken in the meantime).

CharlesdeGaulle

26,266 posts

180 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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ian316

4,150 posts

105 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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biggbn said:
21st Century Man said:
Macron said:
biggbn said:
I love a diesel convertible.
Say whut now?
I love the sound of clatter in the morning...
I can see the point Mrs 316 has a VW Eos 2ltr tdi auto and it does suit the roof down driving she does

W00DY

15,492 posts

226 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
Pop in an Isuzu 1.7 TD and I'm in.

BlueMR2

8,655 posts

202 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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Stegel said:
Krikkit said:
BlueMR2 said:
Thinking about whether to buy the red 38 pin adapter for older Mercedes so I can plug it into the S210 as well, an extra £45 though.
I'd get a cheap eBay one, just an adapter from OBD2 to the special pinout.
My £3 38 pin adaptor happily acted as an intermediary between my cheapo Autel generic code reader and my SL, but the same lead gives a “cannot communicate with vehicle” when I try the same with the iCarsoft v2. Unsure if the special red one would get over that or whether the iCarsoft doesn’t like the car. I’ve only tried once so I really should give it another go (and I suppose check it with the Autel in case the lead has broken in the meantime).
It sounds like a black version can only communicate with the engine, however the red one can do other systems as well. Although I think it heavily depends on the car, as there are a few different systems Mercedes used at the time.

I think the RED one has more to it than just connecting some pins, I think it may require some kind of multiplexer unit inside to work.

CharlesdeGaulle

26,266 posts

180 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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W00DY said:
CharlesdeGaulle said:
Pop in an Isuzu 1.7 TD and I'm in.
Savage.

harrykul

2,770 posts

226 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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Gorgeous. I'd stick an electric motor in that.







I'll get me coat.....getmecoat

ShyTallKnight

2,208 posts

213 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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stickleback123 said:
It's the earlier 2001-2004/5 ish P2 cars with the 163bhp D5 with less emissions controls and a manual gearbox that is supposedly a 50mpg+ car. They're slow though, the 185bhp is noticeably livelier and more refined. Also who wants to dawdle around in a slow smoke belching Volvo changing their own gears?
I still regret selling my 2004 D5 manual early last year with 222k miles and for about 18 months in my ownership all it needed was a replacement brake caliper and routine maint. Sold it to a young lad at work and its still going strong with north of 250k miles now.

JeremyH5

1,584 posts

135 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
W00DY said:
CharlesdeGaulle said:
Pop in an Isuzu 1.7 TD and I'm in.
Savage.
That is glorious. How much do these go for? I realise we’re looking at “a lot”, below £100k?

Triumph Man

8,691 posts

168 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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Been getting my hands (and face!) dirty today on my 530i - new nsr wheel bearing and handbrake mechanism. Car was being a and fought me at every step of the way but we got there. The feeling of satisfaction and relief is immense.

Amazing how a bit of graft and a good result can make you fall in love with a car again.

Also that DS is stunning.

Edited by Triumph Man on Tuesday 7th July 20:20

TVR-Stu

813 posts

199 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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ShyTallKnight said:
stickleback123 said:
It's the earlier 2001-2004/5 ish P2 cars with the 163bhp D5 with less emissions controls and a manual gearbox that is supposedly a 50mpg+ car. They're slow though, the 185bhp is noticeably livelier and more refined. Also who wants to dawdle around in a slow smoke belching Volvo changing their own gears?
I still regret selling my 2004 D5 manual early last year with 222k miles and for about 18 months in my ownership all it needed was a replacement brake caliper and routine maint. Sold it to a young lad at work and its still going strong with north of 250k miles now.
Same here! 2004 D5 manual, bought with 112k on the clock and sold ten years later with 224k on it. I should have kept it as the replacement is turning into the worst car I have owned.
Mercedes S212 350 CDI bought from my father as he was offered a pittance from the dealer on a trade in and it seemed like an easy way to get a newer car with a known history. In twelve months of ownership it has got through a power steering pump (for the second time in four years) and a load of high pressure pipes and is now running in limp mode waiting for the new inlet manifolds to arrive from Germany. So twelve months of ownership will be more expensive than ten years with the Volvo. I plan to get shot of it as soon as the latest bill is paid which will then no doubt give the next owner years of trouble free motoring.
Honestly once the novelty of the Mercedes torque wears off the Volvo felt a better car in every way........ except the turning circle smile
It often returned over 50mpg.

harrykul

2,770 posts

226 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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Why are Volvo turning circles so st? It's barely better than a 993!

Dan Singh

862 posts

50 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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Macron said:
Diesel schmiesel, Honda Accord Tourer, 2.4 petrol with all the toys, mid thread, as good economy as a Volvo with none of the DPF/ EGR stuff. Plenty are cheaper, inc the 2.0 with better economy again.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201...

And yes, it looks like a hearse, but a V70 is hardly a Vogue cover model. And no, the rugged looks of the XC are not going to make Martin from Accounts look like an outdoorsy type. It’s an estate.

A friend of mine put nearly 200k miles on one of these with no faults at all apart from service items you’d expect.


Betts88

160 posts

81 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
Ah, really? That's disappointing. I'm heading to the Salisbury/Tisbury area but thought I'd be able to turn up and get it sorted.

I don't really know which bit has a hole in, although strongly suspect that all of it needs replacement, so I don't really know what I need to order. Do Autodoc/ECP deliver to a fitting place? I've never used them.
You're now too late for Autodoc this weekend. Euro Car Parts will deliver to an exhaust place, they do both Halfords Autocentres and Kwik-Fit now. Best to find a local place near to where you'll be, give them your VIN and possibly the last registered UK plate and ask them to get an exhaust or components in for you. Ideally get it inspected before you travel for a quote and ask them to show you and explain on the ramp what has gone. Backwards of the catalytic converter is called the mid section, you may have a Y-pipe from the mids to backboxes, I'm unfamiliar with what you have.

If you really aren't sure, pre book a custom exhaust place that won't baulk if you mention the words mandrel bend. I've had a quick Google and there's Maniflow https://www.maniflow.co.uk/?view=category&cate... but I can't see if they're open on Saturday or that they do fitting (images on Google Maps suggest they do) or there's Powerflow near Southampton if you're travelling that way or Powerflow in Shaftesbury. Any of those can weld in replacements or quote appropriately, I'm sure. Strongly recommend you call them ASAP to avoid disappointment. Feel free to PM if I can help any more.

55palfers

5,910 posts

164 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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One owner W124 wagen in red with mushroom leather.

A smidge over budget but it does sport a terrific boot liner.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/124250497694?ul_noapp=t...





Stegel

1,953 posts

174 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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TVR-Stu said:
Same here! 2004 D5 manual, bought with 112k on the clock and sold ten years later with 224k on it. I should have kept it as the replacement is turning into the worst car I have owned.
Mercedes S212 350 CDI bought from my father as he was offered a pittance from the dealer on a trade in and it seemed like an easy way to get a newer car with a known history. In twelve months of ownership it has got through a power steering pump (for the second time in four years) and a load of high pressure pipes and is now running in limp mode waiting for the new inlet manifolds to arrive from Germany. So twelve months of ownership will be more expensive than ten years with the Volvo. I plan to get shot of it as soon as the latest bill is paid which will then no doubt give the next owner years of trouble free motoring.
Honestly once the novelty of the Mercedes torque wears off the Volvo felt a better car in every way........ except the turning circle smile
It often returned over 50mpg.
Re the inlet manifolds, if it’s the rod(s) that adjust the swirl flaps, we had the same issue with our 211, but as it was just 5 at the time MB paid 75% from memory. There are now kits for £20-30 which replace the broken rods and bearings and save the manifolds from scrapping.

MrNoisy

530 posts

141 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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harrykul said:
Why are Volvo turning circles so st? It's barely better than a 993!
5 cyl, transverse, nowt left for the steering gear...

harrykul

2,770 posts

226 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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Fair enough on the 5cyl, our v90 is a 4cyl and don't see why it's still rubbish.

deeen

6,080 posts

245 months

Tuesday 7th July 2020
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MrNoisy said:
harrykul said:
Why are Volvo turning circles so st? It's barely better than a 993!
5 cyl, transverse, nowt left for the steering gear...
The real question should be: why has a RWD 993 got a worse tuning circle than a FWD Volvo?

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