Weirdest car photo on a selling website?

Weirdest car photo on a selling website?

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Wacky Racer

38,203 posts

248 months

Friday 29th May 2020
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Advertising your cars in the middle of a lake.



unsprung

5,467 posts

125 months

Friday 29th May 2020
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Not too different are the crowd-sourced nominees to "Best of Craig's List".

For example:

"Beautiful Italian Paperweight!"

"I'm just an average dude that always wanted a Maserati. Since I was a kid I lusted after those Italian curves and exhaust note. Now my own kids come to me and ask me why there's no food to eat and the electricity has been turned off and I have to tell them it's because Daddy's car is sick again."

https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/esh/63246900...






kharma45

216 posts

74 months

Friday 29th May 2020
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Bowlers said:
The exact one I was going to post. Was pricing up what GTIs were going for over here and spotted that gem.

Doofus

25,875 posts

174 months

Friday 29th May 2020
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Sebring440 said:
rofl

Keep up at the back!
Oops. Sorry. paperbag

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 29th May 2020
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Theres a dealer on autotrader that every car for sale the first photo has a grumpy looking staffie type dog sitting in front of the car. Every other photo is so hellish in terms of angles and lighting it's like the dealer has just discovered a camera and is the first stages of learning how to use it.

It doesn't really send off a good message, but I think they're called BARGAIN MOTAS or some such, so I guess it does what it says on the tin.

cherryowen

11,722 posts

205 months

Friday 29th May 2020
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SD_1 said:
Great idea for a thread.

These photos are almost industry standard on detailing forums, but to everyone else it just looks weird. Like the watch people who have staged photos with other very expensive objects conspicuously in the backgroundhehe
That really happens?!?!

Go on, you need to post a sample pic for sts, giggles, and general pisstaking



alorotom

11,954 posts

188 months

Friday 29th May 2020
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Wacky Racer said:
Advertising your cars in the middle of a lake.


I really dislike the infamous Hartley lake

Blakewater

4,311 posts

158 months

Friday 29th May 2020
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StuntmanMike said:
It’s for obsessive car detailer’s.

This is masturbation material to them.
Looks like someone got a bit too excited....

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 29th May 2020
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alorotom said:
Wacky Racer said:
Advertising your cars in the middle of a lake.


I really dislike the infamous Hartley lake
Someone is either ducking down and hiding from shot inside the car or they have very wet shoes.

That's what I take away from that.

moonigan

2,145 posts

242 months

Friday 29th May 2020
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Not sure whats for sale here. Could be the house or any one of the 4 cars in the picture,

Ltd Slipper

27 posts

74 months

Friday 29th May 2020
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I found this one ages ago , reminded me of my father’s many Rover SD1’s with an old bag of tools hidden under the boards in boot in a space next to the spare wheel . Almost made for it .

bigandclever

13,807 posts

239 months

Friday 29th May 2020
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cherryowen said:
SD_1 said:
Great idea for a thread.

These photos are almost industry standard on detailing forums, but to everyone else it just looks weird. Like the watch people who have staged photos with other very expensive objects conspicuously in the background hehe
That really happens?!?!

Go on, you need to post a sample pic for sts, giggles, and general pisstaking
A thread diversion granted, but ... https://mobile.twitter.com/wkerswatch

PH will censor it, you can guess the word.


Ltd Slipper

27 posts

74 months

Friday 29th May 2020
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Here’s another one

BMW A6

1,911 posts

65 months

Friday 29th May 2020
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moonigan

2,145 posts

242 months

Friday 29th May 2020
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bigandclever said:
A thread diversion granted, but ... https://mobile.twitter.com/wkerswatch

PH will censor it, you can guess the word.
OK. Back, lost over an hour there. But my god it was worth it. I present to you....


AlexRS2782

8,054 posts

214 months

Saturday 30th May 2020
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Similar theme to the Hartley pic at the top of the page:

Any of the big dealer groups that (badly) Photoshop images of their cars onto different backgrounds in a failed attempt to provide an upmarket / posh setting to promote the car & try (well fail) to hide the reality of the dire / boring location of where the car / dealer is actually located hehe

Examples normally feature:

- The car is always well out of scale compared to the luxurious building, golf course, country club, forest, etc, it has been superimposed into hehe
- If it was parked in the way it was, with a real background & not the fake one, it would actually be parked halfway through a wall, hedge, etc.
- Whoever did the image crop, forgot to edit out the tarmac in the photo around the wheels of the car that indicate the car is in fact parked in a disabled bay, or no parking zone, not the posh, country club estate featured in the background laugh

A few examples from a couple of the prolific dealer groups on eBay hehe





Edited by AlexRS2782 on Saturday 30th May 01:35

Ilovejapcrap

3,285 posts

113 months

Saturday 30th May 2020
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unsprung said:
Not too different are the crowd-sourced nominees to "Best of Craig's List".

For example:

"Beautiful Italian Paperweight!"

"I'm just an average dude that always wanted a Maserati. Since I was a kid I lusted after those Italian curves and exhaust note. Now my own kids come to me and ask me why there's no food to eat and the electricity has been turned off and I have to tell them it's because Daddy's car is sick again."

https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/esh/63246900...


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Lol

mike74

3,687 posts

133 months

Saturday 30th May 2020
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alorotom said:
I really dislike the infamous Hartley lake
It doesn't even look like a lake, looks more like they've just taken a picture in a flooded car park,

TR4man

5,234 posts

175 months

Saturday 30th May 2020
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kharma45 said:
Bowlers said:
The exact one I was going to post. Was pricing up what GTIs were going for over here and spotted that gem.
I’m also intrigued by the selling price. What an odd amount to be asking.

trickywoo

11,858 posts

231 months

Saturday 30th May 2020
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TR4man said:
I’m also intrigued by the selling price. What an odd amount to be asking.
It’s probably a no negotiation tactic.