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anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 22nd October 2020
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TyrannosauRoss Lex said:
She's one classy girl. Not. She is pure filth. Great for a night (or a few) but not GF material. hehe She was back in Tuesday, not back again until later next week I think but can't remember exactly.
I married one like that, 2nd time round, and it ended exactly as you'd expect. Ended up with twins, I would not have guessed in a million years that's what happens if you do it that way too much, but it's the only explanation that makes sense so be careful Ross and rely on more orthodox methods of birth control.

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TyrannosauRoss Lex

35,080 posts

212 months

Thursday 22nd October 2020
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stickleback123 said:
TyrannosauRoss Lex said:
She's one classy girl. Not. She is pure filth. Great for a night (or a few) but not GF material. hehe She was back in Tuesday, not back again until later next week I think but can't remember exactly.
I married one like that, 2nd time round, and it ended exactly as you'd expect. Ended up with twins, I would not have guessed in a million years that's what happens if you do it that way too much, but it's the only explanation that makes sense.
laugh

Trust me when I say not classy! She was telling me how shes always been a natural healer and was very empathetic. I asked her what she meant by that and she said if she felt sorry for boys at school who couldn't get a girl she was take their virginity to make them feel better about themselves. She said "this one boy had bad acne and nobody wanted to sleep with him, I felt so sorry for him so I took his virginity, it just felt like the right thing to do, I've always been thoughtful like that"

roflroflroflroflroflroflrofl

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 22nd October 2020
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TyrannosauRoss Lex said:
laugh

Trust me when I say not classy! She was telling me how shes always been a natural healer and was very empathetic. I asked her what she meant by that and she said if she felt sorry for boys at school who couldn't get a girl she was take their virginity to make them feel better about themselves. She said "this one boy had bad acne and nobody wanted to sleep with him, I felt so sorry for him so I took his virginity, it just felt like the right thing to do, I've always been thoughtful like that"

roflroflroflroflroflroflrofl
I think I might be in love.

Mikedknight

702 posts

93 months

Thursday 22nd October 2020
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TyrannosauRoss Lex said:
laugh

Trust me when I say not classy! She was telling me how shes always been a natural healer and was very empathetic. I asked her what she meant by that and she said if she felt sorry for boys at school who couldn't get a girl she was take their virginity to make them feel better about themselves. She said "this one boy had bad acne and nobody wanted to sleep with him, I felt so sorry for him so I took his virginity, it just felt like the right thing to do, I've always been thoughtful like that"

roflroflroflroflroflroflrofl
Please tell her you’re a virgin.

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 22nd October 2020
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Actually after hearing that I think I'd be worried about how I'm perceived if she starting hitting on me.

No that’s just silly, no need to worry, I can’t see why a hot woman would think a 30 year old driving an old Lexus LS would be the kind of loser who’d qualify for pity sex so you should be just fine hehe

TyrannosauRoss Lex

35,080 posts

212 months

Thursday 22nd October 2020
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Mikedknight said:
TyrannosauRoss Lex said:
laugh

Trust me when I say not classy! She was telling me how shes always been a natural healer and was very empathetic. I asked her what she meant by that and she said if she felt sorry for boys at school who couldn't get a girl she was take their virginity to make them feel better about themselves. She said "this one boy had bad acne and nobody wanted to sleep with him, I felt so sorry for him so I took his virginity, it just felt like the right thing to do, I've always been thoughtful like that"

roflroflroflroflroflroflrofl
Please tell her you’re a virgin.
laugh

stickleback123 said:
Actually after hearing that I think I'd be worried about how I'm perceived if she starting hitting on me.

No that’s just silly, no need to worry, I can’t see why a hot woman would think a 30 year old driving an old Lexus LS would be the kind of loser who’d qualify for pity sex so you should be just fine hehe
haha, I haven't told her I drive a Lexus yet...maybe I should hehe

0a

23,901 posts

194 months

Thursday 22nd October 2020
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Any excuse to get on that armrest of pleasure.

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 22nd October 2020
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"Did you knock the seat heater on or have you... oh. I'll have to clean that up later"

ian316

4,150 posts

105 months

Thursday 22nd October 2020
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Tell her it's the SC430 for the full sympathy shag smile

biggbn

23,338 posts

220 months

Thursday 22nd October 2020
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Crook said:
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Incredible collection of cars and good luck with the move thumbup

I have a friend who umms and aahhs about getting a 560 SEC so any direction on when / where they are appearing would certainly be appreciated.


This looks to be a nice example and surely positioned for the inevitable haggle to top thread budget:

740 GL

It appears to be the proverbial



and may well be on other threads but I haven't checked.

26600 Miles, cloth interior and keep fit windows.





The only van you'd ever need, unless you can stretch to a TE of course...
Loving that. I had a 30k from new 940 saloon a few years ago, drove and smelt like new.

TyrannosauRoss Lex

35,080 posts

212 months

Thursday 22nd October 2020
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ian316 said:
Tell her it's the SC430 for the full sympathy shag smile
Haha!

Emeye

9,773 posts

223 months

Thursday 22nd October 2020
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Babe station dirty talk interspersed by discussion of the practicality and smell of old Volvos.

Sexy.

TyrannosauRoss Lex

35,080 posts

212 months

Thursday 22nd October 2020
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Emeye said:
Babe station dirty talk interspersed by discussion of the practicality and smell of old Volvos.

Sexy.
Top rate evening entertainment on the barge thread!

55palfers

5,910 posts

164 months

Thursday 22nd October 2020
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Emeye said:
Babe station dirty talk interspersed by discussion of the practicality and smell of old Volvos.

Sexy.
A quick scan read and the recent thread context had me thinking you'd written "old Vulvas"

StonedRollin

1,672 posts

210 months

Thursday 22nd October 2020
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Sitting down with a glass of vino rosso catching up on my favourite Pistonheads thread as i have for many, many years and what an afternoon this has been.

I fell hook, line and sinker for the Merc stories and was horribly saddened until being thoroughly cheered up with the latest babestation redhead update.

Phil Dicky

7,162 posts

263 months

Thursday 22nd October 2020
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StonedRollin said:
Sitting down with a glass of vino rosso catching up on my favourite Pistonheads thread as i have for many, many years and what an afternoon this has been.

I fell hook, line and sinker for the Merc stories and was horribly saddened until being thoroughly cheered up with the latest babestation redhead update.
Ross's stabby redhead better excist smile

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 22nd October 2020
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StonedRollin said:
I fell hook, line and sinker for the Merc stories and was horribly saddened until being thoroughly cheered up with the latest babestation redhead update.
Yes, very odd to firstly want to impress people whose car park meet ups are quite appropriately self titled as "Loser Conferences", and also to tell tall tales like Tiddler the Tale Telling Fish to impress us when spending £1500 on some crap old car would have us all in awe of your heroism and bravery.

Baked_bean

1,908 posts

192 months

Thursday 22nd October 2020
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I have been away for the past week, so have been periodically catching up on this thread throughout the day....it’s been a rollercoaster, that is all I can say.

Might go on babestation later, purely for research.

Bonefish Blues

26,743 posts

223 months

Thursday 22nd October 2020
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Barge arriving at the weekend. American and longer than an S Class. Picture to follow smile

r129sl

9,518 posts

203 months

Thursday 22nd October 2020
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Is Duxford still on? I am really looking forward to it. I have found two pictures of myself the last time I was there. A mere 38 years ago.

This is a nice tale from this month's Octane:


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