Do you have the fastest car on your road/street?

Do you have the fastest car on your road/street?

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bigandclever

13,789 posts

238 months

Monday 26th October 2020
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On paper, I probably have with the TVR. On tarmac, not so much, it hasn’t turned a wheel this year frown

D4MJT

1,253 posts

158 months

Monday 26th October 2020
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I live in a cul-de-sac and my 140i is definitely the fastest car, however I feel it's a bit of a hollow victory as it's clear no one else is remotely interested in cars nearby laugh

The closest I think is either a XC60 T8 or an old Conti GT, everything else is primarily Kia hybrid / Fiesta type jazz.

PistonBroker

2,419 posts

226 months

Monday 26th October 2020
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Sadly, I think I might!

Though it occurs to me I'm not sure which of ours is quickest - the Disco Sport has 150 bhp and the MINI has 115 bhp. LR heavier but manual, MINI lighter but CVT. I doubt there's much in it.

Pretty much everyone else in the cul-de-sac are retired folk.

Working clockwise;

Note/Picasso
'New' Beetle
2 x Kia C'eed - it occurs to me those might have more poke than I give them credit for as they actually sound quite fruity.
C3 Picasso
Mk5 Fiesta - could be 1.25 or 1.4, not sure
Us
Kia something or other
Polo 1.2 or 1.4

I've skipped the house that is now owned by a care outfit, though one of the carers does throw a spanner in the works when he's on shift as he has a 65-reg R35 GTR.


J4CKO

41,566 posts

200 months

Monday 26th October 2020
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Hmm no, there is a Porsche 911 (991) tucked in a garage that doesn't come out very often,

There is a very fast Westfield, but thats apparently now at a relatives house so doesn't count.

Oh and a 2018 Boxster, dont think its an S, so in a straight line mine should be a bit quicker, but you never know, round corners, err no.


Gio G

2,946 posts

209 months

Monday 26th October 2020
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Not sure, toss up between my neighbours Jag F-Type V8 R and my RS5.. His sounds the best on start up hands down..

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Magikarp

774 posts

48 months

Monday 26th October 2020
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Nope. There is an 62 plate Audi A6 estate next door which is driven as if the very hounds of hell were after the woman driving it. I’m not sure even a Bedford Astramax or Ford Ranger, with obligatory vape enhancement could catch it.

danzman1991

318 posts

136 months

Monday 26th October 2020
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One of my cars is the fastest (an M140i too), the other is the only V8 and the other the rarest biggrin







Edited by danzman1991 on Monday 26th October 14:03

MDMA .

8,900 posts

101 months

Monday 26th October 2020
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Hub said:
PH'ers have to live in cul-de sacs it seems! laugh
Standard. At the bottom so no one drives past either.

w8pmc

3,345 posts

238 months

Monday 26th October 2020
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That'll be a yes from Mesmile

Only 3 houses & the fella next door has a fairly clapped out X3 2.0D & his current muse drives an Evoque which looks like a low rent variant.

The other neighbour has a brand new X3 30E Hybrid thingy which although a looker of a motor, i can't imagine would worry my beastsmile The Husband has a Vauxhall van of some description (Transit size) & their eldest son drives an old Diesel Polo.

My Beast is the pinnacle of performance, that being a Lease spec Golf 7.5R Estate. That said, she's had some significant 'enhancements' so will likely retain the crown for a while.

Should either neighbour go out of character & acquire something more exotic, i'd just wheel under used Fireblade out to quash any such competitive antics.

Fastchas

2,646 posts

121 months

Monday 26th October 2020
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No chance - one of our neighbours has an Astravan.

moffat

1,020 posts

225 months

Monday 26th October 2020
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Think so. X3M Competition with a Dragy verified 3.3 sec to 60mph.

Depends how we are judging speed though as I reckon the 992 911 C2S up the road would be MUCH faster round the twisties but I'd take him from the lights.

Karl_Alp

95 posts

55 months

Monday 26th October 2020
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Pondered the same question recently. I think I’m probably top 5 in our street with my D3. Current winner is definitely a neighbours GTR which is cool. That family also has a scooby WRX, but no idea how quick they are these days.

Mate has a M140, then there is a new M135, another mate has a diesel XJ,and my Wife’s GTI, and then my B3S.

Slowest is probably my wife Figaro, but that’s probably the highest car for smiles per mile 😊

Glenn63

2,761 posts

84 months

Monday 26th October 2020
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Not much on my street really I would have held the crown with my c63 before I sold it then guy few doors down with mk3 focus RS. Next street someone has swapped his Hurracan for an Aventador so probably comfortable wins the area!

Glenn63

2,761 posts

84 months

Monday 26th October 2020
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moffat said:
Think so. X3M Competition with a Dragy verified 3.3 sec to 60mph.

Depends how we are judging speed though as I reckon the 992 911 C2S up the road would be MUCH faster round the twisties but I'd take him from the lights.
Jesus didn’t know the x3m were that fast! I’d like one for a daily/dog carrying how do you find it?

w8pmc

3,345 posts

238 months

Monday 26th October 2020
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Glenn63 said:
Jesus didn’t know the x3m were that fast! I’d like one for a daily/dog carrying how do you find it?
I'd assume it's been 'enhanced'smile

D4MJT

1,253 posts

158 months

Monday 26th October 2020
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danzman1991 said:
One of my cars is the fastest (an M140i too), the other is the only V8 and the other the rarest biggrin







Edited by danzman1991 on Monday 26th October 14:03
That my friend, is a quality fleet.

Rojibo

1,729 posts

77 months

Monday 26th October 2020
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Yes, I think I do.

A Neighbour with a Golf GTI may be the next closest, there's a large Jag.. SUV thing, no idea what engine though. Never seen it turn a wheel. All shopping cars, really.

wastedyouth86

850 posts

42 months

Monday 26th October 2020
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moffat said:
Think so. X3M Competition with a Dragy verified 3.3 sec to 60mph.

Depends how we are judging speed though as I reckon the 992 911 C2S up the road would be MUCH faster round the twisties but I'd take him from the lights.
that is what i have coming in January

Court_S

12,952 posts

177 months

Monday 26th October 2020
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Yup - my little M140 is faster than anything else out of the 23 houses on our cul-de-sac.

After mine the next quick cars are - Macan (diesel), F30 330d and an FN2 CTR.

The rest are all fairly standard stuff - Countryman E, Octavia, CX-5, A200d, Sportage, Fiat 500's etc.

Edited by Court_S on Monday 26th October 14:24

StuntmanMike

11,671 posts

151 months

Monday 26th October 2020
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Yes, no quick cars in my street.

A Lexus hybrid thing, a Land Rover, couple of Vauxhall’s, couple of Honda’s and a smattering of diesel vag ste.