RE: Citroen BX | Shed of the Week

RE: Citroen BX | Shed of the Week

Friday 8th January 2021

Citroen BX | Shed of the Week

Brim the XUD tank with biodiesel and you have yourself a Bertone-styled French classic. In gold



Regular readers will know that Mike Duff writes an excellent feature on here called The Brave Pill. It deals with cars on which you could spend – and potentially lose – a packet.

As Mrs Shed will be only too pleased to tell you, Shed does not have a massive packet. That’s why, many years ago, she imposed a £1,500 maximum on him for his personal motoring purchases. As we all know, that figure went on to become the maximum price for his small column. This one, that is, not the one that Mrs Shed likes to laugh about with her girly mates.

Low prices mean that high levels of buyer bravery aren’t needed for the cars you’ll find here, but even so Shed is a bit worried about the possible reaction to today’s entrant, a gold-wrapped Citroen BX diesel from 1992.

For those who aren't old enough to remember the BX, it's one of those French motors that could have been so right if it weren't for the going wrong. Replacing the superb GS in 1982 and arriving in the UK in ’83, it was a Bertone design by Gandini (of Miura and Countach fame) which polarised opinion somewhat. By the time people were starting to warm to the BX it had become a bit over-Halfordised with flapping bits of plastic and stick-on stripes.


It was a good car though. If we’re not counting 1990’s impossibly rare 4x4 version, of which just one is registered for use here in the UK, the most exotic BX was the GTI. Back in 1987, its 160hp 1.9 petrol engine provided a 0-60 time in the low eights and a top whack of 135mph, both quick for the day. Much of the performance (and indeed the great handling, level braking and high grip, if the leak-prone hydropneumatic suspension was in good fettle) was down to the BX GTI’s weight of well under 1,100kg, unencumbered as it was by the fun-spoiling demands of thick metal for passenger protection.

The GTI was a niche BX. If your motoring was of a more everyday nature, a BX diesel powered by the turbocharged 1.8 litre XUD unit used in a host of PSA group cars was a fine choice. Anyone who’s never tried a diesel older than a 10-year-old VAG will wonder what just blew up when they turn on one of these old chuggers, but they’re plenty smooth enough on the move and seem to come to life on continental roads. Plus, as the vendor says, they deliver very high fuel consumption numbers.

This was a golden age for French diesels in more ways than one: the XUD is indirect injection so you can run it on a mix of diesel and Mazola, if they still do that. It doesn’t have to be golden either. Dirty old chip oil will do. Just ask Mrs Shed, she keeps a big barrel of it round the back. To make yourself sound on trend, call it biodiesel. Just make sure you have a switching system to cut out the veggie at either end of your journey because even the XUD doesn’t like cold chip oil to start with. It’s also a good idea to purge the system before you switch off the engine, not just to clear the pipes for easier starting next morning but also to avoid stinking out your immediate neighbourhood. As ever, there is a PH thread of wisdom about this.


As the entertaining ad tells us, this car has led an interesting life. Between October 2008 and May 2010 it did 14 miles. Over the next year it did a normal-ish 7,000 miles, then a total of 3,000 miles in the three years from 2011 to 2014, when it passed its MOT with a couple of suspension advisories and a recorded mileage of 1,220 miles. Looking at the next MOT five years later in 2019 when the mileage was stated as 72,120, and taking into account the vendor's note about the previous owner passing away, Shed is taking the 2014 mileage as a typo and assuming that no miles were done in that five-year gap.

The red BXs were known for fading, and the vendor confirms that, but Shed isn't sure it justified a gold wrap. In fact, it’s hard to know what would justify a gold wrap. It should be a doddle to whip it off with a heat gun and a dose of patience, if it’s decent quality. That might be a big ‘if’ judging by the ultra-honest ad, which you should definitely read. If PH had a regular slot called Ad of the Week this would be a shoo-in.

The price of £1,350 sounds hopeful, but there aren’t many BXs left. Shed doesn't really understand how the website How Many Left works, but he knows that the original, relatively simple cars have been practically extinct in Britain for donkey’s years. He’d be amazed if there were more than a hundred BXs left on British roads today. This one appears to be metallurgically solid, the mileage is low and the startled ferret stance suggests healthy suspension. He’s open to offers. The owner that is, not the ferret.


Click here for the original ad






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Billy_Whizzzz

Original Poster:

2,025 posts

144 months

Friday 8th January 2021
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Epic. Very probably the best shed ever.

can't remember

1,079 posts

129 months

Friday 8th January 2021
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Now that's a proper shed. The gold wrap gives it a 70s style cool whilst at the same time having been done so amateurishly that it gives away the piss take nature of the car. The photo of the Haynes manual on the front seat and all the crap out of the front of the car chucked on the rear seat also brought a smile to my face.

I suspect this is a legacy user having some fun with his free advert. If not then bravo to the seller.

ddom

6,657 posts

49 months

Friday 8th January 2021
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I can’t remember the last time I saw a Citroen from this vintage on the roads. A diesel from a time when they clattered, ran on anything...for mega mileages and decent consumption. Really interesting cars.

itcaptainslow

3,706 posts

137 months

Friday 8th January 2021
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I feel almost dirty for really wanting this.

richinlondon

597 posts

123 months

Friday 8th January 2021
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maybe £500 if they removed the massive sweet wrapper from the body first...

HeMightBeBanned

617 posts

179 months

Friday 8th January 2021
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Love it for the original ad. But I couldn’t part with £1350 for it. £350, maybe.

apm142001

276 posts

90 months

Friday 8th January 2021
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Couldn’t be further from my sort of thing, but that ad is a great read - I especially liked the completely-unnecessary detail about the cider farm (it is Wiltshire, after all).

Also, the amount of serious mechanical work that’s been done is impressive.


GTEYE

2,100 posts

211 months

Friday 8th January 2021
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My mum had an early “A” plate one back in ‘83. It was a good car, magic carpet ride and the early ones had the crazy Citroen switchgear.

The ad line when introduced was “Loves driving, hates garages” - a reference to it being a Citroen you could depend on. Maybe this survivor proves it...

HTP99

22,630 posts

141 months

Friday 8th January 2021
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Fantastic....... £1350 though is cloud cuckoo land!

Filibuster

3,167 posts

216 months

Friday 8th January 2021
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I do love old Citroen, but it needs to be the top of the line model for that french peesidential feeling. DS, CX, XM ist the way to go.

And it musn‘t have a Diesel engine!

A1VDY

3,575 posts

128 months

Friday 8th January 2021
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HeMightBeBanned said:
Love it for the original ad. But I couldn’t part with £1350 for it. £350, maybe.
This^
£500 tops.
One of the very best Diesels made, the xud will run on pure chip oil. I had a 205 in Spain years ago and used it as a cheap leave it anywhere in the demolition derby that is Malaga but would likely need a chip fat heater to start from cold in lower temps..

alorotom

11,961 posts

188 months

Friday 8th January 2021
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Very left field.

My exFiL used to collect what were mostly knackered BXs (he was an odd chap)

Have to admit I’ve never been a fan but I do love the gold wrap for an injection of humour!

Chubbyross

4,555 posts

86 months

Friday 8th January 2021
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Epic shed! I had a petrol version many years ago. It chugged out smoke and the engine was on its last legs but I loved it. It was possibly one of the best cars I’ve owned. The engine revved so readily and the power delivery was like nothing I’d driven before. Sadly some muppet totalled it one night driving into it then driving off without stopping. I was seriously sad to see it sitting outside my house, banana shaped. Then replaced with the worst car I’ve ever owned: a Volvo 340.

StephMurphy

182 posts

48 months

Friday 8th January 2021
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A BX sold for £3,500 recently near us. It was the most valuable of the range though. 1992 BX 16 V, the non cat version, next to last model they made.
200,000 miles is a regular thing for a well maintained BX even though they suffer from the usual Citroen weaknesses on fit, finish and quality of many parts.

StephMurphy

182 posts

48 months

Friday 8th January 2021
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The one above had 76,000 on the clock. My old 1991 did 212,000 before the engine was replaced complete with a Peugeot 405 MI16 lump, a regular swap.

Evilex

512 posts

105 months

Friday 8th January 2021
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More likely to die from sagging suspension than the engine giving up the ghost.

rossub

4,482 posts

191 months

Friday 8th January 2021
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Some of you have lost the plot. That is truly awful.

Uncle John

4,308 posts

192 months

Friday 8th January 2021
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Ad is a great read! Perhaps we should have ad of the week as well?

Car is honest & a bit of old left field fun, just not at that price.

My dad had a BX 19 RD estate. Can’t remember much about it tbh. Think that sums it up. They were different but still forgettable.

BeastieBoy73

653 posts

113 months

Friday 8th January 2021
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Excellent! Love that!

Just needs some gold wrapped moon discs and it’s finished.

Clifford Chambers

27,084 posts

184 months

Friday 8th January 2021
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I had a bx towards the end of the last century, only a lowly 1.4 but had the best seats of any car.......... Ever.

ETA, mine was a leader, loved the extensive use of plastic body panels.

Edited by Clifford Chambers on Friday 8th January 08:21