One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 5

One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 5

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Red9zero

6,858 posts

57 months

Tuesday 26th March
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biggbn said:
Sorry to hear about your parents man, easy mistake to make given the circumstances.
Thanks. My head was all over the place. Probably should have stayed another night before heading home really. Hopefully a little less drama on this visit.

Gerradi

1,541 posts

120 months

Tuesday 26th March
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Posts about Russian & Dubai call girls...

Magnum 475

3,539 posts

132 months

Tuesday 26th March
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kingston12 said:
numtumfutunch said:
When TF did mirror signal manoeuvre get dumbed down to yank wheel violently to the right and stick you indicator on just before I need to do an emergency stop on the motorway whilst trying to innocently overtake the perp rapidly closing on my front seat passenger?
That started sometime ago, but is certainly becoming more the norm now.

As Hol says in the comment above, the indicating part seems totally optional now. On balance, I probably prefer the late indication to no indication at all, but it doesn't really help much when the 'manoeuvre' is almost complete by the time the indicating starts!
And the other extreme- people who do indicate, then don’t bl00dy move. The indicator is not a request FFS! If someone indicates, it’s reasonable to assume that they’ve checked the mirror and decided to move out. So I brake, then the bu**ers don’t move….

So yes, people who think an indicator is a request, not a statement of intent, are knobs.

Strangely Brown

10,070 posts

231 months

Tuesday 26th March
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Magnum 475 said:
If someone indicates, it’s reasonable to assume that they’ve checked the mirror[...]
You think so?

Magnum 475 said:
...and decided to move out.
That much I'll give you.

MSM these days seems to mean manoeuvre, signal, mirror-maybe.

oldagepensioner

361 posts

28 months

Friday 29th March
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Anyone who steals and especially anyone who steals from a charity shop.

CoolHands

18,652 posts

195 months

Friday 29th March
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Don’t see much difference myself. Equal scrotes

oldagepensioner

361 posts

28 months

Saturday 30th March
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CoolHands said:
Don’t see much difference myself. Equal scrotes
But it takes a special kind of scrote to steal from a charity shop.

NRG1976

978 posts

10 months

Saturday 30th March
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Ignorant people who feel the need to share their opinion when you haven’t asked for it. A stranger shouted at me from a van at a set of traffic lights. that I was walking my dog to heel and I wasn’t let it have fun.

If the imbecile knew anything about a reactive dog he might have thought twice, but no, he genuinely was red faced and fuming about it all, as he obviously knows best ffs.

Knob.

C5_Steve

3,074 posts

103 months

Saturday 30th March
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NRG1976 said:
Ignorant people who feel the need to share their opinion when you haven’t asked for it. A stranger shouted at me from a van at a set of traffic lights. that I was walking my dog to heel and I wasn’t let it have fun.

If the imbecile knew anything about a reactive dog he might have thought twice, but no, he genuinely was red faced and fuming about it all, as he obviously knows best ffs.

Knob.
Yeah walking a dog seems to attract many unwanted opinions from those who've seen one episode of the dog whisperer and think they know all.

999gsi

489 posts

227 months

Saturday 30th March
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The amount of people who see me park in a disabled bay and give me the w anchor sign before I put my badge on the dashboard. Apparently 51 year old males cant be disabled...

LunarOne

5,206 posts

137 months

Saturday 30th March
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I think it's got everything to do with the car you're driving. I'm not disabled but had to park in disabled bays all the time over a period of around 10 years when I was ferrying my mother around. Her Audi estate, nobody batted an eyelid. My Porsche, got that look nearly every time.

I'm tempted to say "Why do you care what they think" but I get where you're coming from. Looking at that very smart-looking Aston on your profile, I'm not surprised you get dirty looks. In this country we like our disabled people on the breadline for some reason!

CoolHands

18,652 posts

195 months

Saturday 30th March
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Free Astons and Porsches on motability? Worlds gone mad

Kowalski655

14,644 posts

143 months

Sunday 31st March
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CoolHands said:
Free Astons and Porsches on motability? Worlds gone mad
My wife used to have an MX-5 on notability, obviously no Aston but still got looks. Especially if I jump out, fit as a fiddle, before helping her out.
All boring cars on the scheme these days. frown

Jordie Barretts sock

4,139 posts

19 months

Sunday 31st March
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Many years ago, when my son was in a carry cot (now at university!) I parked my Chimaera in a wide parent and child space. A woman in a people carrier stopped right behind me and was about to start on me for parking a sports car in a parent space. Then out came Joe in his carry cot and was placed gently on the roof. smile

Apparently, Chimaeras aren't appropriate child transporters. Who knew?

fflump

1,371 posts

38 months

Sunday 31st March
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Jordie Barretts sock said:
Many years ago, when my son was in a carry cot (now at university!) I parked my Chimaera in a wide parent and child space. A woman in a people carrier stopped right behind me and was about to start on me for parking a sports car in a parent space. Then out came Joe in his carry cot and was placed gently on the roof. smile

Apparently, Chimaeras aren't appropriate child transporters. Who knew?
I’m still tempted to use those parent and child spaces to protect nearby cars from my clumsy teenagers!

donkmeister

8,174 posts

100 months

Sunday 31st March
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999gsi said:
The amount of people who see me park in a disabled bay and give me the w anchor sign before I put my badge on the dashboard. Apparently 51 year old males cant be disabled...
Trying to find the silver lining, but that does mean they would have the same reaction to someone abusing the spaces to save burning an extra calorie on the way to Greggs, or to "protect" their oh-so-rare mass-produced chavmobile with fridge magnet numberplates.

Shiny A-Class Mercs and wrapped 1/2-series BMWs both driven by be-tracksuited McDonalds patrons are the biggest abusers of disabled and P&C bays round here. Yes I understand the annoyance of people dinging the doors in car parks but that isn't the answer.

swisstoni

17,011 posts

279 months

Sunday 31st March
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donkmeister said:
999gsi said:
The amount of people who see me park in a disabled bay and give me the w anchor sign before I put my badge on the dashboard. Apparently 51 year old males cant be disabled...
Trying to find the silver lining, but that does mean they would have the same reaction to someone abusing the spaces to save burning an extra calorie on the way to Greggs, or to "protect" their oh-so-rare mass-produced chavmobile with fridge magnet numberplates.

Shiny A-Class Mercs and wrapped 1/2-series BMWs both driven by be-tracksuited McDonalds patrons are the biggest abusers of disabled and P&C bays round here. Yes I understand the annoyance of people dinging the doors in car parks but that isn't the answer.
Exactly. I’m glad there is still some public monitoring of this sort of thing.
I’d imagine you’d be more pissed off if all spaces were full of chav chariots because nobody cared any more.

Not far off happening anyway imho.

Gordon Hill

823 posts

15 months

Sunday 31st March
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donkmeister said:
999gsi said:
The amount of people who see me park in a disabled bay and give me the w anchor sign before I put my badge on the dashboard. Apparently 51 year old males cant be disabled...
Trying to find the silver lining, but that does mean they would have the same reaction to someone abusing the spaces to save burning an extra calorie on the way to Greggs, or to "protect" their oh-so-rare mass-produced chavmobile with fridge magnet numberplates.

Shiny A-Class Mercs and wrapped 1/2-series BMWs both driven by be-tracksuited McDonalds patrons are the biggest abusers of disabled and P&C bays round here. Yes I understand the annoyance of people dinging the doors in car parks but that isn't the answer.
BMW 1/2 series, made me chuckle that.

Hol

8,417 posts

200 months

Tuesday 2nd April
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fflump said:
Jordie Barretts sock said:
Many years ago, when my son was in a carry cot (now at university!) I parked my Chimaera in a wide parent and child space. A woman in a people carrier stopped right behind me and was about to start on me for parking a sports car in a parent space. Then out came Joe in his carry cot and was placed gently on the roof. smile

Apparently, Chimaeras aren't appropriate child transporters. Who knew?
I’m still tempted to use those parent and child spaces to protect nearby cars from my clumsy teenagers!
I stopped using P&C spaces as soon as my kids could understand simple concepts like opening the care door carefully and holding hands as we crossed the car park.

There’s no need for any parent with kids over seven years of age to be hogging. Other than laziness and a lack of empathy for the parents that actually need them.



Hol

8,417 posts

200 months

Tuesday 2nd April
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Gordon Hill said:
donkmeister said:
999gsi said:
The amount of people who see me park in a disabled bay and give me the w anchor sign before I put my badge on the dashboard. Apparently 51 year old males cant be disabled...
Trying to find the silver lining, but that does mean they would have the same reaction to someone abusing the spaces to save burning an extra calorie on the way to Greggs, or to "protect" their oh-so-rare mass-produced chavmobile with fridge magnet numberplates.

Shiny A-Class Mercs and wrapped 1/2-series BMWs both driven by be-tracksuited McDonalds patrons are the biggest abusers of disabled and P&C bays round here. Yes I understand the annoyance of people dinging the doors in car parks but that isn't the answer.
BMW 1/2 series, made me chuckle that.
My mum has a blue badge, but hers is a physical disablement and she needs a stick to walk anywhere.

Having a parent with a badge doesn’t stop me from doing a double take, when I see someone exit a car and walk with any obvious disablement into the shop.

And yes I know some disablements aren’t visible and often occasional. So, I just assume I am watching one of their good days.