One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 5

One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 5

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LunarOne

5,220 posts

138 months

Sunday 21st April
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silverfoxcc said:
police van on blues approaching one of those hour glass shape pinch points, he does not have right of way, but with the car approaching who has priority is a good 30yds away . he carries on but straightlines it so he exits on the wrong side of the road.. for about 60ft, luckily the car was not one of the 30 is a target types, so he was able to brake to give plod room to get back onside....
for want of saving 2 secs? he could well have had a head on if the other car was doing 30+ which seems to be the norm.

one law for them etc etc and i doubt he was a class 1 driver either
I think police driver assumed that anyone with a grain of sense would give way to a police van travelling on blues through a pinch point, and that is clearly what happened on this occasion. That the police van exited the pinch point on the "wrong" side of the road and stayed on that side is neither here nor there as it was a non-event. Not seeing any knobbishness.

lancslad58

558 posts

9 months

Sunday 21st April
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LunarOne said:
silverfoxcc said:
police van on blues approaching one of those hour glass shape pinch points, he does not have right of way, but with the car approaching who has priority is a good 30yds away . he carries on but straightlines it so he exits on the wrong side of the road.. for about 60ft, luckily the car was not one of the 30 is a target types, so he was able to brake to give plod room to get back onside....
for want of saving 2 secs? he could well have had a head on if the other car was doing 30+ which seems to be the norm.

one law for them etc etc and i doubt he was a class 1 driver either
I think police driver assumed that anyone with a grain of sense would give way to a police van travelling on blues through a pinch point, and that is clearly what happened on this occasion. That the police van exited the pinch point on the "wrong" side of the road and stayed on that side is neither here nor there as it was a non-event. Not seeing any knobbishness.
What he said ^^^^^^^
They quite often go through red lights albeit very slowly with their sirens on and sensible people stop to let them through, same for any emergency service vehicle.

droopsnoot

11,971 posts

243 months

Sunday 21st April
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Approaching a roundabout yesterday, I took the left lane as I was going straight ahead. I did wonder whether the person in the red Mercedes in the right hand lane would try to fight me for the exit, but I really wasn't expecting them to turn left across me. I'm the red line coming in from the top of the map, the other car is the green line. While I can see an argument that the right hand lane might be more appropriate for going straight across the roundabout to the south exit (where I was heading), I can't see why anyone would think that turning left would be correct from the right lane. Note that as I approached, there was nothing in the left lane, so the other car had chosen that lane.



Typically, my cheapo dashcam chose that moment to not record, while it had happily recorded ten minutes stopped in Tesco car park. I'm wary on all the roundabouts around here, but this did surprise me. Was I wrong? The sign as I approach the roundabout has "my" exit shown at the 12 o'clock position, if that matters.

BlindedByTheLights

1,270 posts

98 months

Sunday 21st April
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droopsnoot said:
Approaching a roundabout yesterday, I took the left lane as I was going straight ahead. I did wonder whether the person in the red Mercedes in the right hand lane would try to fight me for the exit, but I really wasn't expecting them to turn left across me. I'm the red line coming in from the top of the map, the other car is the green line. While I can see an argument that the right hand lane might be more appropriate for going straight across the roundabout to the south exit (where I was heading), I can't see why anyone would think that turning left would be correct from the right lane. Note that as I approached, there was nothing in the left lane, so the other car had chosen that lane.



Typically, my cheapo dashcam chose that moment to not record, while it had happily recorded ten minutes stopped in Tesco car park. I'm wary on all the roundabouts around here, but this did surprise me. Was I wrong? The sign as I approach the roundabout has "my" exit shown at the 12 o'clock position, if that matters.
Roundabouts are a complete free for all these days, lane discipline has long gone. I drive very defensively not and try to stay well away from being next to people on them.

TarquinMX5

1,959 posts

81 months

Sunday 21st April
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silverfoxcc said:
police van on blues approaching one of those hour glass shape pinch points, he does not have right of way, but with the car approaching who has priority is a good 30yds away . he carries on but straightlines it so he exits on the wrong side of the road.. for about 60ft, luckily the car was not one of the 30 is a target types, so he was able to brake to give plod room to get back onside....
for want of saving 2 secs? he could well have had a head on if the other car was doing 30+ which seems to be the norm.

one law for them etc etc and i doubt he was a class 1 driver either
Jeepers. Any driver with any idea of what was going on around them would (well, should) have been aware of the oncoming police vehicle and taken action to aid its progress. To see it any other way simply shows to what a state driving has become in this country nowadays and why everything is being dumbed-down to cater for those who seem to have lost any semblance of common sense.

droopsnoot

11,971 posts

243 months

Monday 22nd April
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BlindedByTheLights said:
Roundabouts are a complete free for all these days, lane discipline has long gone. I drive very defensively not and try to stay well away from being next to people on them.
I'm heading that way myself - a few people on a local FB group had mentioned others turning left from the right hand lane here and I thought "no, you're exaggerating". .

A couple of roundabouts away on the same road, there's a confusing layout where "straight ahead" is actually around 2pm, but marked on the road for the left hand lane, and yet every time I cross it there's someone to my right trying to barge in. I'm far more defensive there now because most of the road markings have rubbed off and the council won't paint them back in. There's supposed to be a new stretch of road opening which will actually be straight ahead, but it's been almost complete for about three years now and still no sign of it opening.

Hereward

4,189 posts

231 months

Monday 22nd April
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BlindedByTheLights said:
Roundabouts are a complete free for all these days, lane discipline has long gone. I drive very defensively not and try to stay well away from being next to people on them.
Absolutely this. If there is anyone else on roundabout I assume they are about to attempt something outrageous.

carreauchompeur

17,851 posts

205 months

Monday 22nd April
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The thing that really annoys me about mini roundabouts is people LAUNCHING themselves at them at 30mph.

If there’s a car turning left on my right, then that’s my cue, when you see the lemming bearing down on you.

I used to think “well you’re not actually going to drive into me to make a point, are you?” but after a while on Youtube i realise they absolutely will.

Deranged Rover

3,409 posts

75 months

Monday 22nd April
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I was in the queue for the chain ferry from Studland back to Sandbanks yesterday when chap and children return to their car parked on the side of the road. Being a generous sort, I left space for them to manoeuvre out so they could drive along and join the rear of the queue but, no, entitled bell-end does a three point turn and joins the queue in front of me. That's not how it works, dhead!

Luckily for him, my wife and sister-in-law were in the car and we'd just had a lovely lunch at Shell Bay so I was in a good mood and decided not to make a fuss. If anyone ever invents thought transfer by Bluetooth, though, he's going to get a shock from what's going to come through....

Red9zero

6,880 posts

58 months

Monday 22nd April
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carreauchompeur said:
The thing that really annoys me about mini roundabouts is people LAUNCHING themselves at them at 30mph.

If there’s a car turning left on my right, then that’s my cue, when you see the lemming bearing down on you.

I used to think “well you’re not actually going to drive into me to make a point, are you?” but after a while on Youtube i realise they absolutely will.
There is one at the end of our village on what I assume used to be a T junction. Problem is that people still treat it as such and barrel into it assuming they have right of way. As I entered it this morning a young girl in a KA sailed across in front of me at a good 40mph without even slowing down. At least she looked at me as I braked to avoid her t boning the side of my car, although it was a very blank stare.

donkmeister

8,204 posts

101 months

Monday 22nd April
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droopsnoot said:
Approaching a roundabout yesterday, I took the left lane as I was going straight ahead. I did wonder whether the person in the red Mercedes in the right hand lane would try to fight me for the exit, but I really wasn't expecting them to turn left across me. I'm the red line coming in from the top of the map, the other car is the green line. While I can see an argument that the right hand lane might be more appropriate for going straight across the roundabout to the south exit (where I was heading), I can't see why anyone would think that turning left would be correct from the right lane. Note that as I approached, there was nothing in the left lane, so the other car had chosen that lane.



Typically, my cheapo dashcam chose that moment to not record, while it had happily recorded ten minutes stopped in Tesco car park. I'm wary on all the roundabouts around here, but this did surprise me. Was I wrong? The sign as I approach the roundabout has "my" exit shown at the 12 o'clock position, if that matters.
I had a look on Google Maps in case it's one of those ones where the main road continues to that second exit, but it isn't.

Red Merc a bellend. Some people seem to assume that two lanes on and two lanes off any exit means they can be in any lane to any exit, which clearly doesn't work.

Muddle238

3,906 posts

114 months

Monday 22nd April
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carreauchompeur said:
The thing that really annoys me about mini roundabouts is people LAUNCHING themselves at them at 30mph.

If there’s a car turning left on my right, then that’s my cue, when you see the lemming bearing down on you.

I used to think “well you’re not actually going to drive into me to make a point, are you?” but after a while on Youtube i realise they absolutely will.
Oh, this definitely. People who assume priority over others, for a junction that they've not actually yet arrived at, but assume priority based on maintaining their speed, and assume everyone else actually already at the junction will yield to their approaching presence until they've approached, arrived, crossed and left, without for a moment considering to slow down.

And yet if anyone dares use the junction ahead of their arrival, they're met with copious amounts of horn usage and angrily shouting "dAsH cAm!!!!"


Monkeylegend

26,444 posts

232 months

Monday 22nd April
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Deranged Rover said:
I was in the queue for the chain ferry from Studland back to Sandbanks yesterday when chap and children return to their car parked on the side of the road. Being a generous sort, I left space for them to manoeuvre out so they could drive along and join the rear of the queue but, no, entitled bell-end does a three point turn and joins the queue in front of me. That's not how it works, dhead!

Luckily for him, my wife and sister-in-law were in the car and we'd just had a lovely lunch at Shell Bay so I was in a good mood and decided not to make a fuss. If anyone ever invents thought transfer by Bluetooth, though, he's going to get a shock from what's going to come through....
So summarising, you bottled it smile

the cueball

1,203 posts

56 months

Monday 22nd April
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PomBstard said:
Saw a black Audi Q5 yesterday - black wheels, dark tinted windows, blacked out rear lights - licence plate was

EVASION

Without seeing the driver or knowing anything else about them, I thought, “What a knob!”
I'll give another... a red A5 diesel, misplaced reg plate to say something like AUDI RIK.. could have been ROB...

Small main street of a village with the music up really loud - bass distorting all over the place, I'm guessing a mid level bose set up.. middle age guy with right hand gripping the wheel at 12 so tight his knuckles were white.

Drove up the street around 200 yards, went all the way around the roundabout and drove back...

Music of choice for this road gansta - Eminem "lose yourself" from 2002. utter bellend.

Red9zero

6,880 posts

58 months

Monday 22nd April
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the cueball said:
I'll give another... a red A5 diesel, misplaced reg plate to say something like AUDI RIK.. could have been ROB...

Small main street of a village with the music up really loud - bass distorting all over the place, I'm guessing a mid level bose set up.. middle age guy with right hand gripping the wheel at 12 so tight his knuckles were white.

Drove up the street around 200 yards, went all the way around the roundabout and drove back...

Music of choice for this road gansta - Eminem "lose yourself" from 2002. utter bellend.
Maybe he was lost.

Red9zero

6,880 posts

58 months

Monday 22nd April
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Muddle238 said:
carreauchompeur said:
The thing that really annoys me about mini roundabouts is people LAUNCHING themselves at them at 30mph.

If there’s a car turning left on my right, then that’s my cue, when you see the lemming bearing down on you.

I used to think “well you’re not actually going to drive into me to make a point, are you?” but after a while on Youtube i realise they absolutely will.
Oh, this definitely. People who assume priority over others, for a junction that they've not actually yet arrived at, but assume priority based on maintaining their speed, and assume everyone else actually already at the junction will yield to their approaching presence until they've approached, arrived, crossed and left, without for a moment considering to slow down.

And yet if anyone dares use the junction ahead of their arrival, they're met with copious amounts of horn usage and angrily shouting "dAsH cAm!!!!"
At the mini roundabout I mentioned in my previous post I have had people straddle the white circle, or even go on the wrong side of it to try and get as close as possible to show what a "near miss" it was. Same people that assert their RIGHT OF WAY when you are 90% past a row of parked cars.

donkmeister

8,204 posts

101 months

Monday 22nd April
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the cueball said:
I'll give another... a red A5 diesel, misplaced reg plate to say something like AUDI RIK.. could have been ROB...

Small main street of a village with the music up really loud - bass distorting all over the place, I'm guessing a mid level bose set up.. middle age guy with right hand gripping the wheel at 12 so tight his knuckles were white.

Drove up the street around 200 yards, went all the way around the roundabout and drove back...

Music of choice for this road gansta - Eminem "lose yourself" from 2002. utter bellend.
Maybe his palms are sweaty?

Certainly the short journey might suggest he needed to vomit up his mum's spaghetti. Slim Shady's mum is a lovely lady but her food hygiene and fridge management is dodgy curry house levels of terrible.

Deranged Rover

3,409 posts

75 months

Monday 22nd April
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Monkeylegend said:
So summarising, you bottled it smile
rofl

Yes, I suppose i did!

Monkeylegend

26,444 posts

232 months

Monday 22nd April
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Deranged Rover said:
Monkeylegend said:
So summarising, you bottled it smile
rofl

Yes, I suppose i did!
Wise move, I would have done the same smile

21st Century Man

40,939 posts

249 months

Tuesday 23rd April
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Me, driving through town with my music up LOUD!

It was a bangin' choon and I couldn't help but crank it up.

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