Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 19]

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tog

4,549 posts

229 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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My bother lost his keyless fob thing for his wife's Discovery Sport. She had her key so it was not a problem. It was only when the car was valeted some months later that the lost key was found, wedged right down beside the seat. Does that mean that the auto lock wild never have worked and at any point anyone could have just opened the car and driven off? (His wife is not at all tech or car savvy, so if she'd been told the would lock and unlock automatically I doubt she would ever think to check it was actually doing so.)

anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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tog said:
My bother lost his keyless fob thing for his wife's Discovery Sport. She had her key so it was not a problem. It was only when the car was valeted some months later that the lost key was found, wedged right down beside the seat. Does that mean that the auto lock wild never have worked and at any point anyone could have just opened the car and driven off? (His wife is not at all tech or car savvy, so if she'd been told the would lock and unlock automatically I doubt she would ever think to check it was actually doing so.)
I don't let cars with keyless entry auto lock as I walk away because I don't trust it, and pressing a button on the handle is no hardship, so in my case on the occasions I've left the key inside I've known because the car doesn't lock when I press the button. If he was relying on it locking itself as he walked off then I would imagine it never did so the entire time the key was inside so yes someone could have opened it, pressed the button, and driven away. Would he not have noticed the locks firing when he pulled the handle on coming back to the car though?

W00DY

15,497 posts

227 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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tog

4,549 posts

229 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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stickleback123 said:
I don't let cars with keyless entry auto lock as I walk away because I don't trust it, and pressing a button on the handle is no hardship, so in my case on the occasions I've left the key inside I've known because the car doesn't lock when I press the button. If he was relying on it locking itself as he walked off then I would imagine it never did so the entire time the key was inside so yes someone could have opened it, pressed the button, and driven away. Would he not have noticed the locks firing when he pulled the handle on coming back to the car though?
He might have, I doubt she would have. I am happy with my 28 year old barge and don't have to worry about such new fangled problems!

Travs

185 posts

203 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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I am merely an avid lurker on this thread, living my dream of a fleet of totally unsuitable big old motors through the more active members. I would however have thought that the Jaguar mentioned a few pages back would be the ideal daily transport for one of the continental contributors rather than some modern, dowdy and, probably, more appropriate chariot.

Krikkit

26,551 posts

182 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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stickleback123 said:
However I really, really like not having the fking keys dangling down and jingliing annoyingly and, even worse, brushing or digging into my fking leg all the bding time what stupid motherfkers keep putting ignition switches there furiousfuriousfurious . Pet hate.
Why don't you just keep car and other key detritus separate? My pet hate is having a fist-sized bunch of pointless keys swinging about in the car, so separate them.

Doubly true when you're taking one of several different possible cars too, then you don't have another key hanging about.

andburg

7,297 posts

170 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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stickleback123 said:
I don't let cars with keyless entry auto lock as I walk away because I don't trust it, and pressing a button on the handle is no hardship, so in my case on the occasions I've left the key inside I've known because the car doesn't lock when I press the button. If he was relying on it locking itself as he walked off then I would imagine it never did so the entire time the key was inside so yes someone could have opened it, pressed the button, and driven away. Would he not have noticed the locks firing when he pulled the handle on coming back to the car though?
An amusing, related anecdote

When i got married last year my wife's stepdad was driving her to the church. All the cars were lined up on the drive behind his, he pulled up and went to get her but didn't turn the ignition engine off and left the key in the centre console. When he came back to the car it had locked the doors and started itself as the battery had reached the low point. All the other cars were now parked behind him and completely blocked in. The spare key wouldn't unlock the car because the engine was running and the car was locked from "inside". Several blue moments and a call the Lexus later they talked him through finding the hidden keyway and removing the blade from the keyfob to unlock.


bring back actual keys!

ian316

4,150 posts

106 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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tog said:
He might have, I doubt she would have. I am happy with my 28 year old barge and don't have to worry about such new fangled problems!
Snap I walk up to the w124 put the key in the door, I really don't get this keyless thing you've still got to open the door to get in it's hardly a hardship

TommoAE86

2,669 posts

128 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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Of course only the Japanese have thought of all the problems associated with keys, no keys digging into your legs, nothing left in various storage locations around the car... anything else is for peasants wink On another note, I'm thinking of treating myself to one of these soon with some liberated finances biggrin


bolidemichael

13,913 posts

202 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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I have heard anecdotes of bikers jumping onto their keyless motorbikes and realising that their key was 200miles away after having stopped for petrol.

Dapster

6,978 posts

181 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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TommoAE86 said:
Of course only the Japanese have thought of all the problems associated with keys, no keys digging into your legs, nothing left in various storage locations around the car... anything else is for peasants wink On another note, I'm thinking of treating myself to one of these soon with some liberated finances biggrin

The obvious way forward is with a smartphone app where an additional feature is that the digital key can be shared. So when you rent your car at the airport, or you want to let a visiting friend or family member borrow the car, the secure key will be sent to a specific phone with a PIN, you locate the car, pair your phone with the car and off you go.


Krikkit

26,551 posts

182 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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bolidemichael said:
I have heard anecdotes of bikers jumping onto their keyless motorbikes and realising that their key was 200miles away after having stopped for petrol.
Keyless bikes are absolutely bloody stupid. In a set of leathers with fairly minimal pockets just give me a proper key!

W00DY

15,497 posts

227 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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Stegel

1,955 posts

175 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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Stegel said:
mondayo said:
It seems the S/W210 will let you lock your keys in the car, whereas the S/W211 doesn't.
Makes mental note to test the 211 on the drive with spare key in house; knows the test will come on some rain sodden car park 200 miles from home.
I can confirm you can open a door on a non-keyless go S211, lock the car and then close the door, locking the keys in the car. I’ve been warned.

louiebaby

10,651 posts

192 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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Dapster said:
The obvious way forward is with a smartphone app where an additional feature is that the digital key can be shared. So when you rent your car at the airport, or you want to let a visiting friend or family member borrow the car, the secure key will be sent to a specific phone with a PIN, you locate the car, pair your phone with the car and off you go.
I think this is on the new Ford Mach-E. The chap from the Smoking Tyre podcast was not very complimentary at first.

(Slightly off topic, but I listened to Henry Catchpole on the Smoking Tyre when out walking the dog the other day. The host is very "fk Yeah" and American, and Henry is, well, not. I like both of them, and have an enormous amount of respect for Henry particularly, but together, it just didn't work.)

deadtom

2,557 posts

166 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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somebody save me from myself and buy this so that I don't have to:

Currently mid thread but Cat D with minor rear bumper and boot lid damage



https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/203489976889

TommoAE86

2,669 posts

128 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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Dapster said:
The obvious way forward is with a smartphone app where an additional feature is that the digital key can be shared. So when you rent your car at the airport, or you want to let a visiting friend or family member borrow the car, the secure key will be sent to a specific phone with a PIN, you locate the car, pair your phone with the car and off you go.

Oh I don't do this new-fangled stuff... also I never like other people driving my car yuckwink

Biglips

1,338 posts

156 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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deadtom said:
somebody save me from myself and buy this so that I don't have to:

Currently mid thread but Cat D with minor rear bumper and boot lid damage



https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/203489976889
Lovely colour combo (I'm not helping am I?)

deadtom

2,557 posts

166 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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Biglips said:
Lovely colour combo (I'm not helping am I?)
mad

bolidemichael

13,913 posts

202 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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deadtom said:
Biglips said:
Lovely colour combo (I'm not helping am I?)
mad
Bootiful plumage
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