Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 19]

[21st Century Man]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

McGee_22 said:

bolidemichael said:

I thought that the B10 was a 4.4L V8, rather than a 3.2L

In E39 form the B10 came in 3.2, 3.3, 4.6 and 4.8.

In E34 the B10 came in 3.0, 3.5, 3.5 BiTurbo, 4.0 and 4.6.

Don't get me started on the E23, E24, and E28

Come on bolidemichael, do try and keep up.

I thought all these food colourings had been banned? I remember the fuss about blue smarties.

[tobinen]

As it's the longest day, here's the 2021 half-term report:

Barge Purchases 2021

Bargista	Forecourt/other pic	Barge
832ark	04/01	E39
SimonConnell	09/01	Grand Espace
0a	22/01	X308
Roboticarm	26/01	Legacy
fred bloggs	26/01	Accord
junglie	31/01	GS300
CallMeLegend	01/02	W212
5 In a Row	04/02	E39
swampy442	12/02	E39
em177	16/02	L322*
alec.e	17/02	X350
Sahjahd	22/02	X350 XJR
tobinen	27/02	E39 (ex-Output Flange)
SebastienClement	28/02	75*
B'stard Child	06/03	Insignia*
MichaelXJ	06/03	X350
Yoxall330i	06/03	V70
sdh2903	13/03	E63
Bluejmc2005	14/03	E92
j4ck100	14/03	XJ6
Oak Green's friend	14/03	E63
Geekman	16/03	X350
Mikedknight	19/03	W219* (ex-Stegel)
Stegel	20/03	S211
windymissile	31/03	E92
plasticpig	11/04	R129
LetsTryAgain	12/04	E39
Cascade360	16/04	IS300
J_Wood3	18/04	S211
Grote	19/04	S211
cmvtec	19/04	S-Type
swapped	19/04	W219
jon_273	22/04	Phaeton*
LetsTryAgain	01/05	W215
Baked_bean	03/05	E61
marine boy	06/05	LS400
Ryan-dv8v9	11/05	W210
MHT223	14/05	E38 (ex-B'stard Child)
alec.e	20/05	L322*
jke11y	04/06	Bentley
W201_190e	06/06	X350
milu	07/06	Phaeton*
BlackStang5point0	13/06	LS460 (ex-olly755)

* di*s*l

Barge count 2021

barge	quantity
E39	5
X350	5
S211	3
E63	2
E92	2
L322	2
Phaeton	2
W219	2
75	1
Accord	1
Bentley	1
E38	1
E61	1
Grand Espace	1
GS300	1
Insignia	1
IS300	1
Legacy	1
LS400	1
LS460	1
R129	1
S-Type	1
V70	1
W210	1
W212	1
W215	1
X308	1
XJ6	1
total	43

Edited by tobinen on Monday 21st June 20:26

[CharlesdeGaulle]

BMs and Jags. Who'd a thunk it?

[B'stard Child]

Correction Request

MHT223 14/05 E38 (Ex B'stard Child)

[tobinen]

'Tis done chap. Thanks.

[B'stard Child]

tobinen said:

'Tis done chap. Thanks.

Thank you for your service to the "community" and the "Stats"

[CharlesdeGaulle]

B'stard Child said:

Thank you for your service to the "community" and the "Stats"

Sounds suspiciously like code for 'sad loser' to me.

[tobinen]

I certainly am with current barge expenditure and issues

[JeremyH5]

W00DY said:

B10 looked good even with the miles, this Mora 535i in the suggested listings looks lovely too. Once the Alpina badges and Exhaust are ditched of course.




https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/255015897199

Oh no! You’re at it again WOODY! Is Jeremyh7 available?

[bolidemichael]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

B'stard Child said:

Thank you for your service to the "community" and the "Stats"

Sounds suspiciously like code for 'sad loser' to me.

Oh, you are wicked!

[bolidemichael]

21st Century Man said:

CharlesdeGaulle said:

McGee_22 said:

bolidemichael said:

I thought that the B10 was a 4.4L V8, rather than a 3.2L

In E39 form the B10 came in 3.2, 3.3, 4.6 and 4.8.

In E34 the B10 came in 3.0, 3.5, 3.5 BiTurbo, 4.0 and 4.6.

Don't get me started on the E23, E24, and E28

Come on bolidemichael, do try and keep up.

I thought all these food colourings had been banned? I remember the fuss about blue smarties.

Lolz, I saw a few of these whilst researching E39 M5s for purchase, but they always looked soooo dated in comparison to the M5.

[Fermit and Sexy Sarah]

I'm liking the look of this, I'd imagine the potential to be ruinous is off the scale.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202105202...

[bolidemichael]

The steering wheel is so thick, it appears as though the cover is covering another cover.

[B'stard Child]

bolidemichael said:

The steering wheel is so thick, it appears as though the cover is covering another cover.

Did the "woodlike" sections not lining up with the spokes not give that away??

[Fermit and Sexy Sarah]

B'stard Child said:

Did the "woodlike" sections not lining up with the spokes not give that away??

FML, I didn't clock that, that's proper teeth itch stuff!

[dscam]

JeremyH5 said:

W00DY said:

B10 looked good even with the miles, this Mora 535i in the suggested listings looks lovely too. Once the Alpina badges and Exhaust are ditched of course.




https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/255015897199

Oh no! You’re at it again WOODY! Is Jeremyh7 available?

Love that, W00DY - Mora is a fabulous colour. A great looking bus despite the drivers seat being a bit hammered.

[d_a_n1979]

W00DY said:

B10 looked good even with the miles, this Mora 535i in the suggested listings looks lovely too. Once the Alpina badges and Exhaust are ditched of course.




https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/255015897199

Bloody hell; that's on my doorstep and I've never seen it!

[B'stard Child]

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:

B'stard Child said:

Did the "woodlike" sections not lining up with the spokes not give that away??

FML, I didn't clock that, that's proper teeth itch stuff!

Agreed

[CharlesdeGaulle]

JeremyH5 said:

Oh no! You’re at it again WOODY! Is Jeremyh7 available?

Relax old fruit. I've cleared H6 to H20, just for you*.





* friendly word of warning though, your wife is googling local divorce solicitors. Soz, but I just know this shizzle.

[Rubins4]

McGee_22 said:

bolidemichael said:

I thought that the B10 was a 4.4L V8, rather than a 3.2L

In E39 form the B10 came in 3.2, 3.3, 4.6 and 4.8.

In a E34 the B10 came in 3.0, 3.5, 3.5 BiTurbo, 4.0 and 4.6.

Don't get me started on the E23, E24, and E28

Fond memories of passengering in a 400bhp example being driven hard, many years ago.