Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 19]

Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 19]

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Emeye

9,773 posts

223 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
If I'm brutally honest, I quite often fantasise about being surrounded by a couple of dozen winsome chicks in togas, but what the fk was that 'artistic director' thinking with that? And what on earth were you searching for to find it?

I'm beginning to miss the Friday pictures of skanky crack-heads in daft shoes slathered all over an ageing pimped and lowered E Class.
I did try last week, but no one seemed thrilled by my posting of skanky crack-head in daft shoes slathered all over an ageing pimped and lowered Lexus LS.

To find something suitable, I searched google for sexy girls sat on barge and found this:









rider73

3,049 posts

77 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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Eng274

232 posts

111 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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rider73 said:
"15 year sentence for possession of Class A with intent to supply forces sale"

The window in the bonnet so you can literally watch your money being burned is a nice touch.



Edited by Eng274 on Friday 23 July 09:43

bolidemichael

13,870 posts

201 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
bolidemichael said:
Happy Friday. Don't we all feel like our barges warrant the attention from anyone other than a bunch of fellow losers in a small corner of the internet?.

If I'm brutally honest, I quite often fantasise about being surrounded by a couple of dozen winsome chicks in togas, but what the fk was that 'artistic director' thinking with that? And what on earth were you searching for to find it?

I'm beginning to miss the Friday pictures of skanky crack-heads in daft shoes slathered all over an ageing pimped and lowered E Class.
But your shiniest brogue forward then, Mon Generale.

bolidemichael

13,870 posts

201 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
bolidemichael said:
Krikkit said:
Geekman said:
stickleback123 said:
Such an incredibly honest ad, I'd say the majority of sellers wouldn't have mentioned those possible engine issues.
Damn, I wish I could take that on, I've wanted a 4 litre X308 for a long time!
That's a Thread 3.2L V8...
EFA.
O RLY? Is that 0a?

RicksAlfas

13,403 posts

244 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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Friday treat for CdG:

Dark and mysterious:


Pale and obvious:

TyrannosauRoss Lex

35,088 posts

212 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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rider73 said:
Deary me!

CharlesdeGaulle

26,276 posts

180 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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RicksAlfas said:
Friday treat for CdG:

Dark and mysterious:


Pale and obvious:
Choices, choices...

(But pale pour moi, on this occasion. The brunette is just a little too pharma-brass, even by my abject standards).

bolidemichael

13,870 posts

201 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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TyrannosauRoss Lex said:
rider73 said:
Deary me!
I love this



The interior looks nice though.

louiebaby

10,651 posts

191 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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bolidemichael said:
I love this

Reminds me of the Corvette special with the supercharger, maybe the ZR1?

I might pop off to musclecar sales inc for a little Friday look...

RicksAlfas

13,403 posts

244 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
Choices, choices...

(But pale pour moi, on this occasion. The brunette is just a little too pharma-brass, even by my abject standards).
Excellent.
I will choose the brunette and everyone is happy.
(Except possibly the ladies).

CharlesdeGaulle

26,276 posts

180 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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Emeye said:
To find something suitable, I searched google for sexy girls sat on barge and found this:



At last, some sensible shoes for a change.

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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TyrannosauRoss Lex said:
rider73 said:
Deary me!
He's done that to the good S55 too, with the supercharger. Usually these bellends limit themselves to the crap models, and nobody is going to be sad at the death of a W220 S320d or the non supercharged 55.

A real shame to see a rare and interesting barge effectively written off like that.

r129sl

9,518 posts

203 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
I'm beginning to miss the Friday pictures of skanky crack-heads in daft shoes slathered all over an ageing pimped and lowered E Class.
Allow me. Is this what the General had in mind?


bolidemichael

13,870 posts

201 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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Isn't that pretty much how you got started? I expect that they'll be changing air con units next!

Emeye

9,773 posts

223 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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Sorry, to be boring on a Friday, but to make room for the incoming purchase, I need to defleet some of my, er fleet.

The newer of my pair of XC90s is low mileage and minty, apart from a couple of door dings - should I get a smart repair or sell as is? My concern is that being silver the match will be poor and potential buyers will suspect the worst.

What do you think fix or sell with the damage shown in the advert and knock a bit off the asking price?

Anyone have experience of mobile smart repairs or localised repairs at a bodyshop?

Do they respray the entire door or just the localised area - I know nuffin about bodywork.


RicksAlfas

13,403 posts

244 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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Emeye said:
Sorry, to be boring on a Friday, but to make room for the incoming purchase, I need to defleet some of my, er fleet.

The newer of my pair of XC90s is low mileage and minty, apart from a couple of door dings - should I get a smart repair or sell as is? My concern is that being silver the match will be poor and potential buyers will suspect the worst.

What do you think fix or sell with the damage shown in the advert and knock a bit off the asking price?

Anyone have experience of mobile smart repairs or localised repairs at a bodyshop?

Do they respray the entire door or just the localised area - I know nuffin about bodywork.

Can't you just stick some touch up paint on them?
I can't see it's worth a big repair.

carinaman

21,299 posts

172 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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Emeye said:
CharlesdeGaulle said:
If I'm brutally honest, I quite often fantasise about being surrounded by a couple of dozen winsome chicks in togas, but what the fk was that 'artistic director' thinking with that? And what on earth were you searching for to find it?

I'm beginning to miss the Friday pictures of skanky crack-heads in daft shoes slathered all over an ageing pimped and lowered E Class.
I did try last week, but no one seemed thrilled by my posting of skanky crack-head in daft shoes slathered all over an ageing pimped and lowered Lexus LS.

To find something suitable, I searched google for sexy girls sat on barge and found this:








There was a programme on barges on BBC Radio 4 yesterday afternoon. I think they were at the Humber estuary and included news to me that the govt. post WW2 wanted people to use motorised lorries instead of sail barges to move freight and incentivised mechanisation.



Edited by carinaman on Friday 23 July 13:30

TooLateForAName

4,751 posts

184 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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TommoAE86 said:
I have two main sources, Goo-Net it's like a translated auto trader for Japan and is good for pictures, can also quote for an inspection if you want to do it yourself.
Then TorqueGT give their customers access to a car spec database, but it should be the same as places like this: https://www.auto-data.net/en/toyota-brand-40

More personally to me because I am addicted to Crown's, (like a crack addiction laugh) I have a small but growing collection of original Japanese sales brochures for various Toyota's and a few other compendiums of specific Japanese cars (like Soarer's, RX-7's etc)
Thanks!

ian316

4,150 posts

105 months

Friday 23rd July 2021
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Faye Reagan actress in air quotes lol
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