Anybody want to drive my Bentley to Europe?

[Doofus]

golfdsg said:

Thanks to everyone. Transportation has now been arranged with a firm that will be taking the Bentayga and delivering it to the hotel.

That sounds like a load of hassle. Why not just pretend you own another Bentley that's in the Alps already?

[Byker28i]

Ayahuasca said:

Is the OP any good at skiing?

You have to be good at skiing to get away with this.

With a boot full of 'snow'?

Risk both ways I guess. OP trusting the person driving wouldn't say the car was stolen and on it's way to Romania etc
Driver hoping OP hasn't stashed something illegal...

Mind you, use the Bentley as an entry to get test drives in something else? "Ah my good man, I'm bored with my Bentley, could I have a test drive in..."

Edited by Byker28i on Wednesday 16th June 13:17

[CraigyMc]

Doofus said:

golfdsg said:

Thanks to everyone. Transportation has now been arranged with a firm that will be taking the Bentayga and delivering it to the hotel.

That sounds like a load of hassle. Why not just pretend you own another Bentley that's in the Alps already?

That sounds more practical. Then it's also possible to pretend that the Alps-based Bentley runs on tyres suitable for the Alps.

[anonymous-user]

Why not just borrow someone elses imaginary Bentley when you are there? Then you would save on the imaginary transport costs also.

I expect the OP will now post some pics of his Bentley on a trailer and make us all look silly now

[85Carrera]

Doofus said:

That sounds like a load of hassle. Why not just pretend you own another Bentley that's in the Alps already?

No pics yet? What a surprise.

[frontmech]

TheLuke said:

If this thread isn't an advertisement for a Bentayga, I don't know what is.

Some coincidental advertising going on here...

[RSTurboPaul]

Volvolover said:

Joey Deacon said:

I will, can I give your Patak Philippe some "wrist time" on the drive too?

Sorry, is this Indian watch fakery?

I see what you did there

[Fink-Nottle]

Uhm, what's a Bentayga?

[hyphen]

Doofus said:

golfdsg said:

Thanks to everyone. Transportation has now been arranged with a firm that will be taking the Bentayga and delivering it to the hotel.

That sounds like a load of hassle. Why not just pretend you own another Bentley that's in the Alps already?

[Fane]

RSTurboPaul said:

Volvolover said:

Joey Deacon said:

I will, can I give your Patak Philippe some "wrist time" on the drive too?

Sorry, is this Indian watch fakery?

I see what you did there

Fakhir, off.

[HocusPocus]

Perhaps OP would have been better starting a thread seeking Oddjob to drive the gold Bentley to the Alps whilst he sips champers with a friendly muse in the back. Much more interesting....

[Luke.]

frontmech said:

Some coincidental advertising going on here...

Nothing coincidental about it.

[Chubbyross]

Is it custard o’clock yet?

[anonymous-user]

What's the next op's thread,

• ''Old girl needs a good seeing to,, any takers?''*

• Classic car needs driving down as well.

[anonymous-user]

hyphen said:

Doofus said:

golfdsg said:

Thanks to everyone. Transportation has now been arranged with a firm that will be taking the Bentayga and delivering it to the hotel.

That sounds like a load of hassle. Why not just pretend you own another Bentley that's in the Alps already?

[Welshbeef]

Chubbyross said:

Is it custard o’clock yet?

OP doesn’t seem to be able to back up their claim…. I’m calling Mars bars and a scrap 944.

Come OP you’ve been called out and need to deliver or hands up confirming the fakery.

[Fishlegs]

OK, so can anyone deliver the Bentayga to the Alps, and pick up some custard on the way?

[Vickers_VC10]

Welshbeef said:

OP doesn’t seem to be able to back up their claim…..

You'd know all about that wouldn't you

[hyphen]

7 day ban for you Vickers

[Welshbeef]

Vickers_VC10 said:

Welshbeef said:

OP doesn’t seem to be able to back up their claim…..

You'd know all about that wouldn't you

Same rules need to be applied to OP too don’t they and every poster. Make a claim and you need to back it up if not when challenged some may think it’s all sky fairy / fantasy.