Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 20]

Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 20]

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SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

254 months

Thursday 17th February 2022
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bolidemichael said:
In the closing pages of this volume, what are the abiding memories?

Speckled Jim's JDM fertility-affirming bus was eye-catching.
I heart my Alphard except for the terrible fuel economy so I think I’m going to get it gassed.

There we go. Yellow and red cards in one sentence. I’m the barge thread Joey Barton.

21st Century Man

40,957 posts

249 months

Thursday 17th February 2022
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Should've bought the diesel.

CharlesdeGaulle

26,333 posts

181 months

Thursday 17th February 2022
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SpeckledJim said:
I heart my Alphard except for the terrible fuel economy so I think I’m going to get it gassed.

There we go. Yellow and red cards in one sentence. I’m the barge thread Joey Barton.
There have been some funny, some sad, and some rather terrible admissions here over the years - this place being a sort of Samaritans-for-Losers - but rarely has anyone stooped as low as that.

We'll need to keep quoting it so that it makes it into the new Volume - there'll be no hiding that sort of deviancy on the last page of old news, oh no...

Krikkit

26,553 posts

182 months

Thursday 17th February 2022
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Emeye said:
Krikkit said:
Neil O said:
For those wanting to try an integrated approach to in-car tech upgrades, xcarlink seem to have most bases covered. I found them as I was looking to sort out some sort of smart phone mirroring on my e39 without having to go down the upgraded headunit path. They even have aLexus solutions page...
That's a great recommendation, thanks. It seems they might have something which will fit my 130i which doesn't mean chopping the dash up to fit a double din stereo.
Connects2 are also worth a look too - I used a full Connects2 kit in my E92 to fit a double din head unit - quite time consuming but it also allowed the steering wheel controls to work and the reverse sensors to still come through the stereo. The E92 dash didn't need chopping up but the climate controls had to be relocated in the fascia adaptor that came with the kit. All in it was about £200 at the time.

I still have it all in the loft somewhere - not sure whether the electronics would all be the same as in your 130i if you did go down the new stereo route?

https://connects2.com/
That's extremely generous, thank you. I think the solution is something from the xconnect crowd as suggested previously, but I'll keep you in mind in case I fail!

Sadly my car has just about the worst option for the infotainment, if it had the naff little screen it'd be easy to sort as you can buy a complete replacement that plugs in and gives an integrated android system.

W00DY

15,501 posts

227 months

Diesel Barge Sympathiser

160 posts

82 months

Thursday 17th February 2022
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Macron said:
I laughed.

W00DY

15,501 posts

227 months

Thursday 17th February 2022
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SpeckledJim said:
bolidemichael said:
In the closing pages of this volume, what are the abiding memories?

Speckled Jim's JDM fertility-affirming bus was eye-catching.
I heart my Alphard except for the terrible fuel economy so I think I’m going to get it gassed.

There we go. Yellow and red cards in one sentence. I’m the barge thread Joey Barton.
Nice reference that.

The fuel economy stopped me from getting similar. Do we think LPG is sticking around? I know there are certainly fewer stations than when I used.

Diesel Barge Sympathiser

160 posts

82 months

Thursday 17th February 2022
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W00DY said:
I love these. One went for £4k that had the turbos done or some other expensive job at auction 2.5/3 years ago, unfortunately I was still on the way to said auction at the time...

21st Century Man

40,957 posts

249 months

Thursday 17th February 2022
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W00DY said:
"How do you do?"


W00DY

15,501 posts

227 months

Thursday 17th February 2022
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21st Century Man said:
W00DY said:
"How do you do?"

I was never great at Catchphrase.

McGee_22

6,731 posts

180 months

Thursday 17th February 2022
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I guess I'm with Macron on this but whenever I'm looking at cars, be it barges, rapid estates, old classics etc I automatically and absolutely dismiss all diesels. SWMBO has one, perhaps one of the better ones, a three litre twin-turbo BMW thing but despite how quick it is and its six cylinder refinement it still sounds and feels like a tractor engine to me.

TyrannosauRoss Lex

35,118 posts

213 months

Thursday 17th February 2022
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McGee_22 said:
I guess I'm with Macron on this but whenever I'm looking at cars, be it barges, rapid estates, old classics etc I automatically and absolutely dismiss all diesels. SWMBO has one, perhaps one of the better ones, a three litre twin-turbo BMW thing but despite how quick it is and its six cylinder refinement it still sounds and feels like a tractor engine to me.
In my experience the straight 6 diesels are not bad, but they aren't a patch on a nice straight 6 petrol. I also don't like 4 cylinder petrol, I think most of them are naff too. 4 cylinder diesels are atrocious, I hate them.

ian316

4,150 posts

106 months

Thursday 17th February 2022
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Diesel Barge Sympathiser said:
Macron said:
I laughed.
I'll scored that a 9 the face plant finish was perfectly executed

ian316

4,150 posts

106 months

Thursday 17th February 2022
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This volume seems to have flown it will definitely be a new volume by the end of the day

plasticpig

12,932 posts

226 months

Thursday 17th February 2022
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McGee_22 said:
I guess I'm with Macron on this but whenever I'm looking at cars, be it barges, rapid estates, old classics etc I automatically and absolutely dismiss all diesels. SWMBO has one, perhaps one of the better ones, a three litre twin-turbo BMW thing but despite how quick it is and its six cylinder refinement it still sounds and feels like a tractor engine to me.
Running around in a shabby Mercedes W115 3 liter diesel with cast off oil from the local chip shop in the tank has a certain appeal.


0a

23,902 posts

195 months

Thursday 17th February 2022
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TyrannosauRoss Lex said:
ian316 said:
Well the CL may be moving on apparently my second speeding notice has dropped through the letter box today, Prompting Mrs 316 to remark I need to get something slower frown
Oh dear, that sucks. Just be a bit more sensible with the right foot.
It doesn't work like that. I had my figure speeding ticket through in the Ferraro Roche 300e.

Scrump

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22,082 posts

159 months

Thursday 17th February 2022
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ian316 said:
This volume seems to have flown it will definitely be a new volume by the end of the day
Looking that way.

Macron

9,906 posts

167 months

Thursday 17th February 2022
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I'm in Bristol today briefly, never seen a clio saloon before, what an oddity! PL plates.







vomit

TyrannosauRoss Lex

35,118 posts

213 months

Thursday 17th February 2022
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0a said:
TyrannosauRoss Lex said:
ian316 said:
Well the CL may be moving on apparently my second speeding notice has dropped through the letter box today, Prompting Mrs 316 to remark I need to get something slower frown
Oh dear, that sucks. Just be a bit more sensible with the right foot.
It doesn't work like that. I had my figure speeding ticket through in the Ferraro Roche 300e.
Fortunately I've only ever been caught once, luckily just shy of 100mph, so no court appearance!

john_1983

1,421 posts

149 months

Thursday 17th February 2022
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Fellow bargeists, I am in a bit of a quandry. I rather foolishly promised to the politburo to slim down the current fleet a bit by replacing the ageing 530d tourer and 2003 XJR with a 4 year old S4 avant. I work from home, so it seemed relatively sensible to replace two dailies with one that covers both bases - I need an estate for bikes and general stuff.

However, I drove the XJR again at the weekend for the first time this year and fell in love with it again. I'd like to keep it, Mrs wants it gone due to my rash promise. Space is at a bit of a premium, 4 in the garage, some on the drive, one in a mate's shed etc. 530d has already gone so S4 would be one-in, one-out.

Advice on how to proceed? Either by someone offering me £££ for the XJR or how to placate the Mrs...
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