RE: All-new Range Rover Sport revealed

RE: All-new Range Rover Sport revealed

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Superflow

1,399 posts

133 months

Wednesday 11th May 2022
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nickfrog said:
Superflow said:
Up and down the land the nations gym owners and MMA enthusiasts rejoice as the latest incarnation of their drug fuelled narcissism arrives in all it’s vulgar glory!

Go forth young men with your white gym socks, and seek out the last disabled space ,for it is your destiny.
You're just bitter because you're not young.
Haha maybe, I think I’m still a bit younger than you though.

AndyF2020

71 posts

48 months

Wednesday 11th May 2022
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I’ve never driven a Range Rover, or any of these massive SUVs (Q7 etc).

I’ve got a theory though that if I did I would probably think ‘yeah actually this is a bit of allright!’

  • high seating position, great visibility, loads of room in the boot
  • I imagine it swallows up potholes
  • cars give way as you barrel towards them stradling the centre line (as the road's not really wide enough)
  • pedestrians tug their forelocks as you waft past
So basically don’t drive one as you’ll probably end up wanting one! smile

nickfrog

21,199 posts

218 months

Wednesday 11th May 2022
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Superflow said:
nickfrog said:
Superflow said:
Up and down the land the nations gym owners and MMA enthusiasts rejoice as the latest incarnation of their drug fuelled narcissism arrives in all it’s vulgar glory!

Go forth young men with your white gym socks, and seek out the last disabled space ,for it is your destiny.
You're just bitter because you're not young.
Haha maybe, I think I’m still a bit younger than you though.
You don't sound it laugh

I'm 52.

NGK210

2,960 posts

146 months

Wednesday 11th May 2022
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I’d like a 7-seat, boxy-looking SUV, but it must be reliable, look cool - which, granted, is subjective - and have all of the following:
The supple ride and hush of a limo, but can also blitz B-roads with the poise and tenacity of a 4WD hot hatch – the same suspension-type / supplier as the 720S should do the trick.
Have an inherently low CoG.
0-60 in 3.0secs.
Have c. 900mm-wading and the general off-roadability of a G-class, Land Cruiser, et al.
Zero emissions.
All that, in one car? Yeah, right, dream on! Umm…
https://rivian.com/r1s

Superflow

1,399 posts

133 months

Wednesday 11th May 2022
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nickfrog said:
Superflow said:
nickfrog said:
Superflow said:
Up and down the land the nations gym owners and MMA enthusiasts rejoice as the latest incarnation of their drug fuelled narcissism arrives in all it’s vulgar glory!

Go forth young men with your white gym socks, and seek out the last disabled space ,for it is your destiny.
You're just bitter because you're not young.
Haha maybe, I think I’m still a bit younger than you though.
You don't sound it laugh

I'm 52.
Ha I turned 47 recently and like to think I’m young at heart.

Maybe I should join a gym and partake in some MMA? Sadly I already own some white socks!

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 11th May 2022
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NGK210 said:
The supple ride and hush of a limo, but can also blitz B-roads with the poise and tenacity of a 4WD hot hatch
Can we please stop with this ridiculous SUVs are sports cars thing. It's bobbins, pure physics says so....... ;-)

nickfrog

21,199 posts

218 months

Wednesday 11th May 2022
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Superflow said:
Ha I turned 47 recently and like to think I’m young at heart.

Maybe I should join a gym and partake in some MMA? Sadly I already own some white socks!
I would pay good money to see that! beer

ddom

6,657 posts

49 months

Wednesday 11th May 2022
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It'll be the usual 'veneer of quality' covering up JLR's unique approach to production values biggrin

A terrifying proposal without a comprehensive warranty.

samjlevy

258 posts

77 months

Wednesday 11th May 2022
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NGK210 said:
I’d like a 7-seat, boxy-looking SUV, but it must be reliable, look cool - which, granted, is subjective - and have all of the following:
The supple ride and hush of a limo, but can also blitz B-roads with the poise and tenacity of a 4WD hot hatch – the same suspension-type / supplier as the 720S should do the trick.
Have an inherently low CoG.
0-60 in 3.0secs.
Have c. 900mm-wading and the general off-roadability of a G-class, Land Cruiser, et al.
Zero emissions.
All that, in one car? Yeah, right, dream on! Umm…
https://rivian.com/r1s
If Rivian's promised figures are anything like their other promises I'm not sure how accurate they will be...

DoctorX

7,300 posts

168 months

Wednesday 11th May 2022
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ddom said:
It'll be the usual 'veneer of quality' covering up JLR's unique approach to production values biggrin

A terrifying proposal without a comprehensive warranty.
Is it how they are built or designed? Do the Slovakians build the Defender better or are there still issues?

I love the products but buying one would make me nervous. I’m sure most are absolutely fine but they do have an unenviable reputation.

Jon556

431 posts

27 months

Wednesday 11th May 2022
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The question on everyone’s lips…

No, not that one, the other one..


Do I take it to Kahn or Mansory?

Zoon

6,710 posts

122 months

Wednesday 11th May 2022
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Jon556 said:
The question on everyone’s lips…

No, not that one, the other one..


Do I take it to Kahn or Mansory?
Or neither

Crumpet

3,895 posts

181 months

Wednesday 11th May 2022
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Maccmike8 said:
As always it looks great.
As always reliability and residuals wont.
My Dad’s 70 plate sport is still worth £5k more than he paid for it new. I’d say residuals are exceptionally strong these days, as they always have been on the latest model.

Anyway, I’ve already placed an order for the new one for him. Age 70 and certainly not one of the stereotypes alluded to throughout the thread, it’s just a car that does everything he wants and looks smart.

nickfrog

21,199 posts

218 months

Wednesday 11th May 2022
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Crumpet said:
Anyway, I’ve already placed an order for the new one for him. Age 70 and certainly not one of the stereotypes alluded to throughout the thread, it’s just a car that does everything he wants and looks smart.
What? He doesn't fight in MMA in white socks nor live in a £80k hovel, nor is a drug dealer and a narcissist PCP junkie trying to impress the neighbours?

I am confused now.

samjlevy

258 posts

77 months

Wednesday 11th May 2022
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Residuals on new FFRR's seem to be doing pretty well at the moment...

Granted it is a brand new car. The dealer he bought it off were actually bidding on it and the seller is now blacklisted.

https://collectingcars.com/for-sale/2022-range-rov...

Bobupndown

1,820 posts

44 months

Wednesday 11th May 2022
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"Is bragging about new car ratio to income or whatever the new PH stair dominating metric of bellendry?"

Seems to be.....

Personally I love the new RRS, could never buy one new and the running costs on used ones are still eye-watering. Quite happily driving my very practical
Freelander 2 for a while yet.

Crumpet

3,895 posts

181 months

Wednesday 11th May 2022
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nickfrog said:
Crumpet said:
Anyway, I’ve already placed an order for the new one for him. Age 70 and certainly not one of the stereotypes alluded to throughout the thread, it’s just a car that does everything he wants and looks smart.
What? He doesn't fight in MMA in white socks nor live in a £80k hovel, nor is a drug dealer and a narcissist PCP junkie trying to impress the neighbours?

I am confused now.
He does occasionally drive up people’s arses if they’re pissing about - does that help bring it back on stereotype? (He used to do it when he drove a Fiat Regatta so it’s not car type related!)

ddom

6,657 posts

49 months

Wednesday 11th May 2022
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DoctorX said:
Is it how they are built or designed? Do the Slovakians build the Defender better or are there still issues?

I love the products but buying one would make me nervous. I’m sure most are absolutely fine but they do have an unenviable reputation.
yes

I know a three or four owners and they all report some hassle, one in particular was so fed up he vowed never again. His car spent 6 out of 10 months off the road with various chunks of electronics being changed.

NGK210

2,960 posts

146 months

Wednesday 11th May 2022
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Max_Torque said:
NGK210 said:
The supple ride and hush of a limo, but can also blitz B-roads with the poise and tenacity of a 4WD hot hatch
Can we please stop with this ridiculous SUVs are sports cars thing. It's bobbins, pure physics says so....... ;-)
I did say a '4WD hot hatch', not a sports car, you of all people should appreciate the difference, so it's not 100% 'bobbins' - just bobbins-ish smile
https://youtu.be/KsrIGeeYmbs?t=975

NGK210

2,960 posts

146 months

Wednesday 11th May 2022
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samjlevy said:
NGK210 said:
I’d like a 7-seat, boxy-looking SUV, but it must be reliable, look cool - which, granted, is subjective - and have all of the following:
The supple ride and hush of a limo, but can also blitz B-roads with the poise and tenacity of a 4WD hot hatch – the same suspension-type / supplier as the 720S should do the trick.
Have an inherently low CoG.
0-60 in 3.0secs.
Have c. 900mm-wading and the general off-roadability of a G-class, Land Cruiser, et al.
Zero emissions.
All that, in one car? Yeah, right, dream on! Umm…
https://rivian.com/r1s
If Rivian's promised figures are anything like their other promises I'm not sure how accurate they will be...
Via the pick-up version - the SUV will be pretty much identical in terms of performance/tech/platform, just a different bodyshell - all of the above has been independently verified by Road & Track, et al. And the bellend from Carwow clocked 0-60 (using non-optimal off-road tyres) at 3.6. So maybe 0-60 in C. 3.0secs is more apt? smile

Edited by NGK210 on Wednesday 11th May 12:07