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Tell us your driving secret - it's safe with us

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Caddyshack

10,812 posts

206 months

Monday 26th September 2022
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DickyC said:
underwhelmist said:
smallpaul said:
I've never changed a cambelt deliberately.
How do you change a cambelt accidentally? smile
Trying to explain away a pair of tights found in the glove box. A costly business.
Tights could not do the job of a cambelt. I think you are confused with a fan belt?

DickyC

Original Poster:

49,754 posts

198 months

Monday 26th September 2022
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Caddyshack said:
DickyC said:
underwhelmist said:
smallpaul said:
I've never changed a cambelt deliberately.
How do you change a cambelt accidentally? smile
Trying to explain away a pair of tights found in the glove box. A costly business.
Tights could not do the job of a cambelt. I think you are confused with a fan belt?
Igzackly. Had to explain tights in glovebox. Fan belt clearly not broken. Cam belt also not broken but concealed thus winning time. Forced to change it anyway to placate spousal suspicion. Engine wrecked. A costly business.

It didn't happen, did it?

No.

Do you have to explain all your feeble jokes?

Not always, no.

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Chubbyross

4,548 posts

85 months

Monday 26th September 2022
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Sporky said:
I don't think engines sound nice when at high revs.
I thought it was just me. In all my years of motoring I’ve probably bounced off a rev limiter a handful of times.

Caddyshack

10,812 posts

206 months

Monday 26th September 2022
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DickyC said:
Caddyshack said:
DickyC said:
underwhelmist said:
smallpaul said:
I've never changed a cambelt deliberately.
How do you change a cambelt accidentally? smile
Trying to explain away a pair of tights found in the glove box. A costly business.
Tights could not do the job of a cambelt. I think you are confused with a fan belt?
Igzackly. Had to explain tights in glovebox. Fan belt clearly not broken. Cam belt also not broken but concealed thus winning time. Forced to change it anyway to placate spousal suspicion. Engine wrecked. A costly business.

It didn't happen, did it?

No.

Do you have to explain all your feeble jokes?

Not always, no.

frown
Ah, I get it now you posted that, sorry I totally missed the joke…and yes, it was a clever joke too…apologies…as you were.

Caddyshack

10,812 posts

206 months

Monday 26th September 2022
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Chubbyross said:
Sporky said:
I don't think engines sound nice when at high revs.
I thought it was just me. In all my years of motoring I’ve probably bounced off a rev limiter a handful of times.
Driving the wrong cars then….even a Boxster s at 7000 should raise the hairs on your neck, let alone a flat plane v8 in a Ferrari 355….more humble engines are excellent too…v-tec? Etc.

LosingGrip

7,818 posts

159 months

Monday 26th September 2022
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Been driving since 2006. Advanced police driver, traffic cop...haven't got a clue how cars work. I can do POWDERS checks but thats it. Ask me to point something out under the engine and unless its one of those things I wouldn't have a clue. How does an engine work? No idea. I put petrol/diesel in and press the pedal to go.

I've got a course coming up which I'm dreading in case I need knowledge of how cars work!

DickyC

Original Poster:

49,754 posts

198 months

Monday 26th September 2022
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Caddyshack said:
Chubbyross said:
Sporky said:
I don't think engines sound nice when at high revs.
I thought it was just me. In all my years of motoring I’ve probably bounced off a rev limiter a handful of times.
Driving the wrong cars then….even a Boxster s at 7000 should raise the hairs on your neck, let alone a flat plane v8 in a Ferrari 355….more humble engines are excellent too…v-tec? Etc.
They'd have a dull old time in a rotary engined car too.

Caddyshack

10,812 posts

206 months

Monday 26th September 2022
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LosingGrip said:
Been driving since 2006. Advanced police driver, traffic cop...haven't got a clue how cars work. I can do POWDERS checks but thats it. Ask me to point something out under the engine and unless its one of those things I wouldn't have a clue. How does an engine work? No idea. I put petrol/diesel in and press the pedal to go.

I've got a course coming up which I'm dreading in case I need knowledge of how cars work!
As someone who can rebuild cars that seems totally alien to me but it is also an important reminder that we are all different with different interests and skills. It’s just what makes life and people interesting.

BikeSausage

415 posts

68 months

Monday 26th September 2022
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I value comfort over sportiness. Getting out of my Volvo estate and into an A110 or Cayman makes me question whether I should still have either of the latter.

Smaller alloys are better than big ones.

I’ve just retired so I always let van/truck drivers go first as they’re carrying our stuff which is more important.

DickyC

Original Poster:

49,754 posts

198 months

Monday 26th September 2022
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Caddyshack said:
Ah, I get it now you posted that, sorry I totally missed the joke…and yes, it was a clever joke too…apologies…as you were.
beer

GibsonSG

276 posts

111 months

Monday 26th September 2022
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biggbn said:
Ah, thanks, I thought they were all 4wd, every day is a school day!!
No, the majority are FWD. As the previous poster said, they have an LSD - and a very nicely calibrated one it is too in my opinion (I'm an LSD addict....should I admit that here?) Short geared as well so a bizarrely decent sprinter.

Sporky

6,250 posts

64 months

Monday 26th September 2022
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Caddyshack said:
Driving the wrong cars then….even a Boxster s at 7000 should raise the hairs on your neck, let alone a flat plane v8 in a Ferrari 355….more humble engines are excellent too…v-tec? Etc.
Nope. They all sound nasty at high revs. V8s are best when burbling. V6s when smoothly turbining away. And so on.

Sebastian Tombs

2,044 posts

192 months

Monday 26th September 2022
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Axe wound said:
Ever driven a Citroen C4 Cactus? They're woeful.

I'm a lucky boy in that I've had a few years of getting to drive tons of stuff ranging from £150 stboxes all the way to brand new Bentleys and out of every 'newish' car I've driven, those Cactus's are the worst. They're built badly out of cheap material. The steering feels like it's done by pulling two pieces of string. The petrol engines are hopeless, the front seats would be more at home outside a bus stop and the infotainment screen they use looks and feels like it's come out of a ToysRus catalogue. You'd be better off going to work on your hand and knees.

I love small, cheap cars because they almost always do exactly what you want them to do (like paulrockliffe's Citigo), but there's definitely still some crap out there.

Edited by Axe wound on Sunday 18th September 08:20
Funnily enough I've just helped my father in law buy a C4 Cactus mk2 110bhp auto. Seemed quite nippy, quiet, good luggage space, easy to get into and see out of, has climate control, electric windows and CarPlay and it's supremely comfortable and great over bumpy roads. I thought it was an excellent car, and exactly what he needs.

On the 'crap car good' front I rented a Citroën C Elyssée once in Croatia. It was ugly, gutless and awful but it had aircon and electric windows and I had one of the most memorable driving afternoons thrashing the living daylights out of it over the Croatian hills. (Plus I found a watch hidden in the boot, which was a bonus).

My driving secret is that I don't really enjoy just driving. There has to be a purpose to my journey. I must be going to somewhere to do something when I get there, otherwise I'm not leaving the house. Same for motorbike and bicycle rides. I'm as happy being a passenger as driving, as long as the driver is good, safe, and overtakes slow things.

OldSkoolRS

6,750 posts

179 months

Monday 26th September 2022
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BikeSausage said:
I value comfort over sportiness. Getting out of my Volvo estate and into an A110 or Cayman makes me question whether I should still have either of the latter.

Smaller alloys are better than big ones.

I’ve just retired so I always let van/truck drivers go first as they’re carrying our stuff which is more important.
Similar here, though it was also because my BIL is a HGV driver and I hear stories about how people won't let him go so I guess it pricks my conscience so I was doing it before I retired.

I don't like to thrash engines either, mainly because it's down to me to fix them. However, in the last 10 years I've probably only had one that sounded nice when extended (3 litre Z3). The rest fairly boring 4 cylinder engines and some diesel ones that were company cars too. I don't think I've taken my shed Ka over 3,000 rpm as it's 13 years old and it seems cruel. laugh Plus I haven't replaced the cambelt yet (not a joke about stockings though wink ).

Mr Tidy

22,334 posts

127 months

Tuesday 27th September 2022
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Sporky said:
Caddyshack said:
Driving the wrong cars then….even a Boxster s at 7000 should raise the hairs on your neck, let alone a flat plane v8 in a Ferrari 355….more humble engines are excellent too…v-tec? Etc.
Nope. They all sound nasty at high revs. V8s are best when burbling. V6s when smoothly turbining away. And so on.
Sorry but I'd agree you're driving the wrong cars - well from my POV anyway - but if you like burbling V8s that's your choice so just keep enjoying them!

I've become addicted to straight 6s that rev past 6,000 rpm.




gravitygravy

98 posts

36 months

Tuesday 27th September 2022
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BikeSausage said:
Smaller alloys are better than big ones.
100% and they seem to keep getting bigger. Got a new Fiesta ST-line X arriving next month and it comes on 18" wheels....on a Fiesta. It's draft. Debating buying some 16" replacements and stashing the originals in the loft until the lease ends.

DickyC

Original Poster:

49,754 posts

198 months

Tuesday 27th September 2022
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gravitygravy said:
BikeSausage said:
Smaller alloys are better than big ones.
100% and they seem to keep getting bigger. Got a new Fiesta ST-line X arriving next month and it comes on 18" wheels....on a Fiesta. It's draft. Debating buying some 16" replacements and stashing the originals in the loft until the lease ends.
Check the brakes aren't bigger than standard first.

donkmeister

8,166 posts

100 months

Tuesday 27th September 2022
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Caddyshack said:
DickyC said:
underwhelmist said:
smallpaul said:
I've never changed a cambelt deliberately.
How do you change a cambelt accidentally? smile
Trying to explain away a pair of tights found in the glove box. A costly business.
Tights could not do the job of a cambelt. I think you are confused with a fan belt?
Tights as a cambelt gives your engine VVVT (Very Variable Valve Timing) - surely adds almost as much power as folding down the rear seats?

williamp

19,258 posts

273 months

Tuesday 27th September 2022
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For a cambelt you need something longer and stronger. I suggssted we use some of my Wifes knicker elastic...

She gave me one if those whats-it looks.

Anyhow. My confession? Mclaren seem to make hundreds of different types of car. I have no idea what the difference is between them

DrCuts

5 posts

174 months

Tuesday 27th September 2022
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I use cruise control whenever possible and will probably never buy a car with a manual gearbox again.