RE: Audi A8 LWB W12 | The Brave Pill

RE: Audi A8 LWB W12 | The Brave Pill

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keepherlitbai

24 posts

42 months

Saturday 29th October 2022
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As Long as the Titanic and sure to make your Bank balance go in a similar fashion.

andy_ran

591 posts

194 months

Saturday 29th October 2022
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I ran a w12 for a year in 2021. Loved every moment of it

Running it was too bad either. Mine had 98k on the clock and I did 12k in it



I sold it to a good friend who's run it since and has done similar milage with little expense other than services etc

Its a gem of a car, totally understated and a proper Q car

Water Fairy

5,522 posts

156 months

Saturday 29th October 2022
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andy_ran said:
I ran a w12 for a year in 2021. Loved every moment of it

Running it was too bad either. Mine had 98k on the clock and I did 12k in it



I sold it to a good friend who's run it since and has done similar milage with little expense other than services etc

Its a gem of a car, totally understated and a proper Q car
I'm interested to know how people do this without losing too much money. Buy and run a car for a year or so then sell. On paper it's ideal for those who wish to try different stuff but in reality surely there are risks?

andy_ran

591 posts

194 months

Saturday 29th October 2022
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Water Fairy said:
I'm interested to know how people do this without losing too much money. Buy and run a car for a year or so then sell. On paper it's ideal for those who wish to try different stuff but in reality surely there are risks?
Oh yes many risks
But for what I paid for it,I sold it for what it owed me after doing the servicing etc I was net even

Sold it to my mate and he had headroom too to look after it and shouldn't loose out either

Demonix

493 posts

213 months

Saturday 29th October 2022
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Big comfy luxury German saloon, a lot of car for £12k but given its age expensive electrical borkage beckons. Good brave pill

bluemason

1,070 posts

124 months

Saturday 29th October 2022
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Dombilano said:
Every LWB version of a car looks like it was the result of a paper jam in the printer, as it was printing the rear doors.
LWB rolls royces have so much more presence irl.

anonymous-user

55 months

Saturday 29th October 2022
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Interesting engine that W12; it only exists in that odd format because Piech era VAG had to have a 12 cylinder engine if BMW and Mercedes did, but couldn't sensibly fit a proper V12 if they were to continue hanging the entire engine in front of the axle line. The W12 is about 2/3rds the length of a V12 (20" odd vs 30" for the BMW N73 or Mercedes M275). As this article points out the refinement was well off the pace for a 12 cylinder as a consequence, and it was always more about willy waving (or at least being able to get yours out with the big boys) than sound engineering practise.

Still, more is always better but I'd only want to run one of these at throwaway money; Tales abound of engine out jobs for the most trivial issue on W12 cars across the VAG stable, a friend worked as a Bentley tech and tells me they had loads of those hydraulic tables for removing engines and they were always fully utilised!



Imagine trying to mount a full length quarter of a ton 80cm long V12 in the nose like that and having to extend your already large front overhang by another foot.

pauliowhy

10 posts

49 months

Saturday 29th October 2022
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Absolutely glorious, so pointless it's perfect! owning it would be like a game of chicken hoping that nothing goes wrong and selling at the right moment. You could get a nice v12 7 series for 5 grand a few years back, those days are over.

I do a lot of mileage in my job and this is would be the dream - for 12 months max!

nismo48

3,791 posts

208 months

Saturday 29th October 2022
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BlackWidow13 said:
The Transporter car.

Like these irrespective of the films.
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dvs_dave

8,695 posts

226 months

Saturday 29th October 2022
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The D3 A8 is actually a pretty solid car. Certainly compared to its absolutely disastrous contemporaries from rival manufacturers. Well engineered and built, rust free (Aluminium) and no common fatal flaws. Solid engines and bulletproof transmissions. Air suspension needs attention sometimes (as all they all do, regardless of marque), but the aftermarket supports them well so no need to go to a dealer who will invariably quote you for an entirely new suspension system for £10k when all that’s wrong is a leaking £400 airbag or a worn compressor.

Regards the W12, it’s actually quite a bit shorter than the V8’s and obviously way shorter than the V10’s so they’re not terrible to work on. Plenty of room around them. As it’s designed to be used in twin turbo format, ala Bentley, in non turbocharged form it’s very under stressed and consequently very solid.

Likening these to Bentley TT W12 borkage levels is simply claptrap peddled by pub bores and mates of mates. Although the pick of the range is not the W12, which is the poshest and the only version available with the 2-seat executive rear seating package, and the V10 can’t be had in LWB format. All that aside though, the 4.2TDI V8 is the one to get.

Edited by dvs_dave on Saturday 29th October 20:20

Mr Tidy

22,579 posts

128 months

Saturday 29th October 2022
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I've no idea why but I really like that, and £12K doesn't seem expensive in the scheme of things.

But I really have no reason to own a car of that size. Even my BMW 330i seems a bit overkill for a daily in a single person household!

MF35

420 posts

22 months

Saturday 29th October 2022
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dvs_dave said:
The D3 A8 is actually a pretty solid car. Certainly compared to its absolutely disastrous contemporaries from rival manufacturers. Well engineered and built, rust free (Aluminium) and no common fatal flaws. Solid engines and bulletproof transmissions. Air suspension needs attention sometimes (as all they all do, regardless of marque), but the aftermarket supports them well so no need to go to a dealer who will invariably quote you for an entirely new suspension system for £10k when all that’s wrong is a leaking £400 airbag or a worn compressor.

Regards the W12, it’s actually quite a bit shorter than the V8’s and obviously way shorter than the V10’s so they’re not terrible to work on. Plenty of room around them. As it’s designed to be used in twin turbo format, ala Bentley, in non turbocharged form it’s very under stressed and consequently very solid.

Likening these to Bentley TT W12 borkage levels is simply claptrap peddled by pub bores and mates of mates. Although the pick of the range is not the W12, which is the poshest and the only version available with the 2-seat executive rear seating package, and the V10 can’t be had in LWB format. All that aside though, the 4.2TDI V8 is the one to get.

Edited by dvs_dave on Saturday 29th October 20:20
I have a LWB 4.2 TDi V8. Already, I'm depressed, as I have no idea what I'll ever replace it with that will be better.

Best family car we've ever had.

I am struck with the slightly-gloomy realisation that, of that type of car (over-engined limo), this probably is some sort of pinnacle.

Always, in the past, driving some car, you always thought, happily: "not bad, and when i get a bit more £, I can get a newer, bigger,
better version".

But no longer.

It only gets worse from here.

The forthcoming Audi replacement model (from 2025) is going to be a largely self-driving 4-seater EV - with a retractable steering wheel.
All the bad-assery will have been taken out of it.

Apart from the size, the A8 is peachy easy to drive, and you could pootle all day long in it. But snap your right foot down, and it piles on an avalanche of velocity in near-apocalyptic fashion - absolutely hilarious.

V quiet inside, but I heard it drive away from the gaff the other day, and I thought, that sounds like a quiet American - absolute Mafia style V8 pulsing bass rumble, very discreet but with a thuggish undercurrent to it - but gets away with it, as visually it's so conservative.

It hasn’t been compromised in any way. For me, with my tastes, Audi will never make something as good as this again, with that link back
to their big diesel development from their Le Mans wininng diesel race cars, and one in this LWB V8 tan leather spec is next to impossible to find.

I feel part-owner, and part-custodian.



MF35

420 posts

22 months

Saturday 29th October 2022
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Rob 131 Sport said:
Dombilano said:
Every LWB version of a car looks like it was the result of a paper jam in the printer, as it was printing the rear doors.
beer I’m with you on this, I’ve never liked the LWB version of anything. This model of A8 was a great looking car and a V12 would be interesting.

In reality however I and I suspect most people would prefer a SWB V6 Diesel.
You're probably right, albeit I'd beg to differ.

For me, an A8 which isn't LWB is a sad travesty of itself, and I aways regretted that my first A8 was non-LWB. The LWB’s additional space transforms the car. Your kids, your passengers, yourself when your better half is at the wheel when you’ve had a few – everyone loves it. My 2 older kids scrap to get in the front seat of our A6. But they prefer to sit in the back seats of our LWB A8. The rear seats in the LWB A8 are exceptional. It’s a superb way to travel.

There is also an accepted passive-aggressive narrative that many motoring journalists adhere to when writing about any saloon with a 12 cylinder engine, when there are smaller engines in the range. You must say all or any of the following:

- the V8 is better / just as good
- you couldn’t carry fuel to it
- it's pointless
- it's ridiculous
- it's only for people with more money than sense
- blah blah

And, of course, there is much truth in all of the foregoing sackcloth and ashes miserabilism.

But there is also a whiff of class rigidity – a 12 cylinder middle-class car? How preposterous! Fine for Astons, Royces and various Fezzas, but not for you. Know thy place squire, and get thee a lesser-engined variant.

What they never tell you though is that a 12 cylinder, while unnecessary and pointless, is also bloody wonderful.

Try one, and never mind the rainy-day merchants …


Robertb

1,501 posts

239 months

Saturday 29th October 2022
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I had an early D3 4.2 petrol A8, when it was only 3yrs old. We ran it for a long time. It was mechanically very strong, but the electrics were very tricky. It had a warning light appearance count that would make an early XJ40 blush. Lovely car though, and I do dream of owning an S8.

McGee_22

6,741 posts

180 months

Sunday 30th October 2022
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When we owned an Audi S4 cab with the bonkers timing chain time bomb I had the car serviced by some well known Indies on the Wirral, and got chatting to them one day about any potential pitfalls on the W12 A8. They said they’d had one in a few weeks previously as a non-runner and the computer said some sensor on the back of the engine had failed and needed to be replaced - only £30 for the sensor but something silly like £2.5k for the labour as it was an engine out job - the entire front end of the car and front suspension had to be removed, then the exhaust and gearbox before dropping the engine.

All for a £30 sensor.

It so happened another Dad at my daughters school was quite high up at Bentley in Crewe so I retold the tale to him shortly after and he confirmed it was true but the Bentley work around was to remove the glovebox, pull back the carpets and cut a precise hole in the bulkhead to gain access - the repair included a removable plate to fix back over the hole for the next time the sensor failed!

I bought a somewhat more conventional V12 instead.

AmyRichardson

1,122 posts

43 months

Sunday 30th October 2022
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stickleback123 said:
Interesting engine that W12; it only exists in that odd format because Piech era VAG had to have a 12 cylinder engine if BMW and Mercedes did, but couldn't sensibly fit a proper V12 if they were to continue hanging the entire engine in front of the axle line. The W12 is about 2/3rds the length of a V12 (20" odd vs 30" for the BMW N73 or Mercedes M275). As this article points out the refinement was well off the pace for a 12 cylinder as a consequence, and it was always more about willy waving (or at least being able to get yours out with the big boys) than sound engineering practise.

Still, more is always better but I'd only want to run one of these at throwaway money; Tales abound of engine out jobs for the most trivial issue on W12 cars across the VAG stable, a friend worked as a Bentley tech and tells me they had loads of those hydraulic tables for removing engines and they were always fully utilised!



Imagine trying to mount a full length quarter of a ton 80cm long V12 in the nose like that and having to extend your already large front overhang by another foot.
VAG in that era wasn't anything like as commonality-crazy/brand-engineered as they became through the 2000s, they loved developing kooky niche models. And that makes their unbending commitment to FWD-style drivetrains seen very odd; the whole W12 story just seems like engineering compromise covering for engineering compromise, rather than something clever of itself.

With the resources to hand, and the brands they could have extended it to, they could have made a proper, big-car RWD platform to underpin everything from the A6 upwards.

andy_ran

591 posts

194 months

Sunday 30th October 2022
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McGee_22 said:
When we owned an Audi S4 cab with the bonkers timing chain time bomb I had the car serviced by some well known Indies on the Wirral, and got chatting to them one day about any potential pitfalls on the W12 A8. They said they’d had one in a few weeks previously as a non-runner and the computer said some sensor on the back of the engine had failed and needed to be replaced - only £30 for the sensor but something silly like £2.5k for the labour as it was an engine out job - the entire front end of the car and front suspension had to be removed, then the exhaust and gearbox before dropping the engine.

All for a £30 sensor.

It so happened another Dad at my daughters school was quite high up at Bentley in Crewe so I retold the tale to him shortly after and he confirmed it was true but the Bentley work around was to remove the glovebox, pull back the carpets and cut a precise hole in the bulkhead to gain access - the repair included a removable plate to fix back over the hole for the next time the sensor failed!

I bought a somewhat more conventional V12 instead.
Yes this is still the case for a main dealer

You can however easily replace the said sensor if you remove the intake manifold and it can be accessed from the top just....

MarkwG

4,871 posts

190 months

Sunday 30th October 2022
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I liked it enough to click on the website link, whereupon it went a bit shady: seems to be with a sell on auction site, with no actual details at all. Shame.

ChocolateFrog

25,662 posts

174 months

Sunday 30th October 2022
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dvs_dave said:
All that aside though, the 4.2TDI V8 is the one to get.

Edited by dvs_dave on Saturday 29th October 20:20
That would be my main issue. Excellent engine, plenty of power and torque, reasonable refinement (for a diesel) and over 30mpg if you're sensible.

pSyCoSiS

3,610 posts

206 months

Sunday 30th October 2022
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Excellent Pill - I love this colour - a bit like BMW's Ruby Red.

I was only looking at these W12 A8s a few days ago on eBay - definitely an itch I would like to scratch one day. This and / or the V10 S8.