RE: Behold the new Ineos Grenadier pickup

RE: Behold the new Ineos Grenadier pickup

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Mikebentley

6,137 posts

141 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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NIgt3 said:
Ball and dung spring to mind
Is this the Ineos tag line like Audis “ Vorsprung etc”

Speed addicted

5,576 posts

228 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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Sixpackpert said:
Speed addicted said:
Do they do pickups?
Does it matter if it fails to have a commercial vehicle benefit?
Well (for instance) I have a private use pickup, so commercial vehicle status wouldn’t affect me. How much it can tow or carry is more interesting to me.

Obviously having commercial status would open up the market far more.

To be honest I’d be buying a traditional pickup though.


Jon_S_Rally

3,424 posts

89 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Oh look, another Grenadier thread. Cue people getting cross about a car they were never going to buy in the first place.

spikyone said:
robemcdonald said:
Behold. Another ph article exclaiming behold!
Was just going to say the same thing. There’s a headline like that virtually every week. Ripping off Jeremy Clarkson circa 2006 wasn’t imaginative the first time…
Maybe you should write a strongly worded email to complain about the content you are enjoying for FREE. People moan endlessly about automotive journalism these days, but the reason the quality has gone down is because people don't want to pay for it.

smilo996 said:
It's a pastiche of a cliche and perfect banner for brexit. Ineos boss now lives in Monaco, the vehicles are all designed and built by foreign..in foreign.
Yet brexit types (men, certain age with sunglasses in avatar) queuing up to try and talk it up.
The new Defender is more British than this and better and when the original would have ened up if it had been developed in parallel with other JLR platforms.



What a silly thing to say. You do realise it's possible to believe in global trade and partnership with other nations/continents without believing that EU membership is essential? The two are not mutually exclusive.

AKilb said:
If you want something sensible, get a Duster. If not, Drive the flag and get a JLR.
The Indian flag I assume?

Pflanzgarten

3,985 posts

26 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Mammasaid said:
Wadeski said:
Ooof....looks rough from the rear. Lights off a bus!

Double cabs sell well though, they should get this to the US ASAP...
But won't, google 'Chicken Tax'

What's the payload? if it's as heavy as the station wagon, it won't have the 1000kg payload to be classed as a commercial.
This.

It won’t be able to carry 1000kg officially as the combined weight will put it overweight for most licenses (3500kg).

So HMRC won’t let U.K. companies claim the VAT back nor run it without seriously high BIK, same as the regular versions.

Ineos really have dropped a massive bk on this.


seba63

34 posts

62 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Hopefully the loadbed does not have the same issue as the old Land Rover has , not wide enough.

Lester H

2,753 posts

106 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Sulphur Man said:
This could be winner but those rear lights......... How much design thought went into them? Answer: none.
As with the original Defender now the heritage model, then. Their rear lights look like a last minute purchase from Joe’s Trailers or Charlie’s Coachwork Caravans.

drmike37

464 posts

57 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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While I applaud the idea, especially if it works with commercial BIK rules, I personally am waiting to see a 7 seat station wagon. Could be the Defender 110 I want, but cheaper and more reliable....

Beefy59

36 posts

118 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Looks like a Chinese knock-off of something that might have been a copy of a Land Rover...

Lester H

2,753 posts

106 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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spikyone said:
robemcdonald said:
Behold. Another ph article exclaiming behold!
Was just going to say the same thing. There’s a headline like that virtually every week. Ripping off Jeremy Clarkson circa 2006 wasn’t imaginative the first time…
…..and oddly Biblical language for (that) J.C.

Pflanzgarten

3,985 posts

26 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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drmike37 said:
While I applaud the idea, especially if it works with commercial BIK rules, I personally am waiting to see a 7 seat station wagon. Could be the Defender 110 I want, but cheaper and more reliable....
As on the Ineos forum, it more than likely won't be approved for commercial BIK, not even the two seater van version is at present.

Speed addicted

5,576 posts

228 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Pflanzgarten said:
drmike37 said:
While I applaud the idea, especially if it works with commercial BIK rules, I personally am waiting to see a 7 seat station wagon. Could be the Defender 110 I want, but cheaper and more reliable....
As on the Ineos forum, it more than likely won't be approved for commercial BIK, not even the two seater van version is at present.
Is it weight/payload that’s the issue?

CDP

7,465 posts

255 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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smilo996 said:
It's a pastiche of a cliche and perfect banner for brexit. Ineos boss now lives in Monaco, the vehicles are all designed and built by foreign..in foreign.
Yet brexit types (men, certain age with sunglasses in avatar) queuing up to try and talk it up.
The new Defender is more British than this and better and when the original would have ened up if it had been developed in parallel with other JLR platforms.



If you were offered a fully working factory with experienced staff at a fire sale price wouldn't you take it?

It's probably what made the difference between this being a viable project and just a rich man's rant.

The Monaco bit? The reason for that is pretty obvious too.

Funny thing is it is a British owned car company, unlike JLR. Ownership and nationality get very blurred these days.


Mammasaid

3,882 posts

98 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Speed addicted said:
Pflanzgarten said:
drmike37 said:
While I applaud the idea, especially if it works with commercial BIK rules, I personally am waiting to see a 7 seat station wagon. Could be the Defender 110 I want, but cheaper and more reliable....
As on the Ineos forum, it more than likely won't be approved for commercial BIK, not even the two seater van version is at present.
Is it weight/payload that’s the issue?
Yes, even the 2 seater only has a payload of 871kg, it's a bit of a lard ass!




Howard1650

315 posts

192 months

Monday 20th March 2023
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this is a solution looking for a problem,
absolutely ******* useless, shouldn't be made
just a stupid folly from a stupid man

alscar

4,182 posts

214 months

Monday 20th March 2023
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I imagine Jim is many things although quite possibly “ stupid “ isn’t one of them.

2xChevrons

3,241 posts

81 months

Monday 20th March 2023
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It's interesting seeing the Grenadier go through the familiar PH "hero to zero" cycle to such a stark and extreme extent. Unless I've missed it there isn't a single positive comment in this thread. But the ones from early in the Grenadier's development cycle were gushing with wish-fulfilment and earnest declarations of intent to buy entire fleets of the things, while sceptics were denounced as Mumsnet-dwelling doom-mongers.

I though the GT86/BRZ had a hard landing in the world of reality on PH, but the cold shoulder given to the Grenadier is remarkable. And not without good reason, I hasten to add. It's a utilitarian, commercially-orientated 4x4 that can't viably be used commercially even in pick-up form.

Mikebentley

6,137 posts

141 months

Monday 20th March 2023
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I don’t wish failure on it. Is it just the UK regulations relating to tax etc that it just falls foul of? If so there is a whole rest of the world out there.

Mammasaid

3,882 posts

98 months

Monday 20th March 2023
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Mikebentley said:
I don’t wish failure on it. Is it just the UK regulations relating to tax etc that it just falls foul of? If so there is a whole rest of the world out there.
Nor do I, however they have rather shot themselves in the foot as regards the payload and the price. As for the rest of the world, it won't probably be sold in the USA due to the Chicken Tax. Go figure.

CDP

7,465 posts

255 months

Monday 20th March 2023
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2xChevrons said:
It's interesting seeing the Grenadier go through the familiar PH "hero to zero" cycle to such a stark and extreme extent. Unless I've missed it there isn't a single positive comment in this thread. But the ones from early in the Grenadier's development cycle were gushing with wish-fulfilment and earnest declarations of intent to buy entire fleets of the things, while sceptics were denounced as Mumsnet-dwelling doom-mongers.

I though the GT86/BRZ had a hard landing in the world of reality on PH, but the cold shoulder given to the Grenadier is remarkable. And not without good reason, I hasten to add. It's a utilitarian, commercially-orientated 4x4 that can't viably be used commercially even in pick-up form.
I like the station wagon version. Johny Smith gave it a pretty good review on the Late Brake Show too.

Sadly I'm not prepared to spend that kind of money on a car so my enthusiasm is lost on it. I agree about the taxation class, something of a problem in the UK market. Maybe patriotic French buyers will lap it up?

DonkeyApple

55,479 posts

170 months

Tuesday 21st March 2023
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It can't have just been built as a toy for retired, suburban white blokes wanting a bit of fun with something that looks like a Land Rover but is more reliable and comfortable. I've always believed from the outset that they must have a corporate sales team that has spent the last few years tapping up industries and NGOs for orders and these will be the mainstay of the business.

Surely, not making it tax efficient in the U.K. either means they never planned to sell any commercially in the U.K. and they're confident that the leisure market will soak up the number they want to sell into this market?

The real business must be developed nation multinationals operating in developing nations?