RE: 2023 BMW XM | PH Review

RE: 2023 BMW XM | PH Review

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Hub

6,436 posts

198 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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BMW Motorsport Monstrosity Division


dan98

739 posts

113 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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They Don't Care What You Think!
As I already posted before, the British motoring enthusiast is a niche within a niche within a niche of their very tightly defined prospect for future survival.
And an awkward one at that- demanding right hand drive and an unfortunate suspension set up to cater for the appalling roads.

I’m not sure why the penny still hasn’t dropped yet amongst the locals as to why BMW are so goppingly wrong and awful these days.

iphonedyou

9,253 posts

157 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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That is absolutely atrocious.

myhandle

1,187 posts

174 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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whp1983 said:
Beyond hideous, who would buy this over any of its competitors or indeed anything.

As for M, surely they can only trade on the name for so long before people forget what they are/were about and it becomes just a chintzy trim level.
Yes. The future doesn’t look for Alpina either now BMW own it.

GeeTeeBee

102 posts

13 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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mrclav said:
hey stand for what any good for-profit business has always stood for - making money. If you look, you'll see that they continue to succeed and that, ultimately, is what what matters; they've sold more cars, made more profit and are in more markets effectively today than ever before.
No, the brand needs to stand for something to succeed in the market. It exists to make money, that's different to what the brand stands for.

Clear branding propositions are more important than ever before in the car industry. That's why middle-market brands that don't really stand for anything have struggled, while brands that stand for something - anything - clear like sportiness or luxury at one end of the scale (say, Porsche) or value at the other (say, Dacia or Skoda) have done well.

In the short run, this car may do well. It's got a lot of visual impact. But it's not clear what it means from a brand positioning perspective. To me shock value and pure material consumption isn't a sustainable branding proposition.

BMW used to stand for something clear. It didn't matter that most people couldn't tell if it delivered on that, but it did actually deliver on that brand positioning. Just as hardly anybody who buys a Rolex diving watch goes diving with it. In the short run, Rolex can wheel out any old tat and people will cough up. In the short term, it wouldn't matter if Rolex sold a diving watch that was wholly incapable of going diving.

In the long run, the brand needs to stand for something to be sustainable. Eventually, if there's no substance underpinning the brand, then the business will suffer. So diving watches that nobody uses to go diving still need a certain level of engineering and the Rolex brand needs to stand for that for it to succeed in the long run. Same applies to BMW. This thing may sell well. But that doesn't mean it's taking the brand in the right long term direction.

pquinn

7,167 posts

46 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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dan98 said:
They Don't Care What You Think!
As I already posted before, the British motoring enthusiast is a niche within a niche within a niche of their very tightly defined prospect for future survival.
And an awkward one at that- demanding right hand drive and an unfortunate suspension set up to cater for the appalling roads.

I’m not sure why the penny still hasn’t dropped yet amongst the locals as to why BMW are so goppingly wrong and awful these days.
What the fk does this thing existing have to do with what British people might want, or what side the steering wheel is, or what British roads are like?

It's still as wrong whether you're in Munich or Manchester. Even the Chinese will laugh at it.

el romeral

1,054 posts

137 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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Good god!

On the plus side, good news for Aston Martin DBX sales.

griffdude

1,826 posts

248 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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What the actual F is this monstrosity? I’ve had BMWs for 15 years, but the current crop of munters is pushing me elsewhere.

FaustF

680 posts

154 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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Semi serious question:

Are they actually going to sell any at all?

dunnoreally

966 posts

108 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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GeeTeeBee said:
Most of the time what seems like a stupid idea probably isn't, because people running these companies usually know what they are doing. Which is why they don't routinely launch disastrous products. Big car companies aren't constantly going bust due to terrible model launches.
I agree that most directors are basically competent and there’s factors at play in corporate strategy that aren’t obvious to people outside the loop so often what might seem like a bad idea often isn’t.

I’m still not really down with just trusting the very wealthy to basically know what they’re doing though. I’m personally no insider, but I’ll bet there’s at least a few questionable people who reached high powered positions because of nepotism or organisational politics. I also know very well that sometimes important decisions get made by multiple different committees giving you a compromise that works for no-one and no-one wants to take ownership of. Also, I’m sure high corporate strategy is quite hard, and sometimes even the best people will just get it wrong, and sometimes that will be because of a lack of outside perspective.

I feel like we’re basically in agreement, though, really: this particular car will probably do well in the short run, but might not suggest the best direction for BMW’s future.

Robertb

1,445 posts

238 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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B'stard Child said:
I like that - good looking car*































* I am of course joking - has a face only a mother can love
Were I it’s mother, I’d have drowned it at birth.

Alpenus

124 posts

30 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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Where would this forum be if it wasn’t for moaning, only thing that gets you lot to log in

_ppan

453 posts

69 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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dvinell said:
An alternative front-end is available as an option:

You made me laugh really hard rofl

cramorra

1,666 posts

235 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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🤢🤢🤢 not good in anything and ugly….
and people thought bangle cars were ugly
if you fly out of a corner because you got lost in the touchscreen monitor you do more damage to blighty as the luftwaffe in the blitz - is this late payback?

Gweeds

7,954 posts

52 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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raspy said:
I like the illuminated grille. It would look very imposing at night and people would move out of the way as they see it in their rear view mirror.

That alone is worth buying the car for.

GeeTeeBee

102 posts

13 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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pquinn said:
The only pitiful thing so far has been the desperate appeals to authority to make this seem a good idea, appearing as it does alongside at least two other 'challenging' yet dissimilar high priced large luxury SUVs from the same brand. One or two maybe but this seems a niche too far.
It's surely fair to say that big car company bosses generally will know better than we casual internet observers regarding what cars to launch. The fact that they can sometimes get it spectacularly wrong doesn't alter the fact that they're generally in a much better position to make those decision and odds are if you think you know better, you don't.

Every bone in my body says this thing has to be taking BMW in the wrong direction. And it's possible it is. But at the same time, senior BMW execs are still more likely to be correct.

Sound of Thunder

14 posts

157 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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I am currently considering buying a new 5 series but I find products like this are detrimental to the brand and are making me think again.

dan98

739 posts

113 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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pquinn said:
What the fk does this thing existing have to do with what British people might want, or what side the steering wheel is, or what British roads are like?

It's still as wrong whether you're in Munich or Manchester. Even the Chinese will laugh at it.
Precisely - nothing at all - it's an irrelevance, made worse by the requirements mentioned.

You're more likely to see fleets of vulgarities in Munich tbf. The Chinese have a very different view on these things, as do the UAE. And take a look at the average American Ford / Ram truck to realise it's not exactly Manchester in mind here...

SDK

890 posts

253 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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I’m struggling to understand how this is £50k more than a BMW iX 50 - which offers similar performance and luxury. The iX M60 is still cheaper and is quicker and lighter aslo !

Gweeds

7,954 posts

52 months

Saturday 18th March 2023
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I’m just wondering why people need such MASSIVE CARS