RE: Renault Laguna Coupe GT | Shed of the Week

RE: Renault Laguna Coupe GT | Shed of the Week

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Simon Lee 100

17 posts

109 months

Friday 22nd March
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Very funny writing. Perfect for a Friday morning. I remember how desirable these were in the 1990s. If French can be tolerated, this is a pretty good shed.

Simon Lee 100

17 posts

109 months

Friday 22nd March
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Very funny writing. Perfect for a Friday morning. I remember how desirable these were in the 1990s. If French can be tolerated, this is a pretty good shed.

hoonatic

67 posts

193 months

Friday 22nd March
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Looks a bit like an Aston Martin?
Should have gone to Specsavers.

(Other purveyors of fine glassware are available)

86wasagoodyear

404 posts

97 months

Friday 22nd March
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Excellent & amusing write-up - thanks Shed ! Perfect Friday breakfast reading yet again - much appreciated.

fantheman80

1,457 posts

50 months

Friday 22nd March
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Jordie Barretts sock said:
Hideous. No redeeming features at all.
Hideous is a bit strong. I think this would have (and still would) looked great in Paris parked up outside a boulangerie with some cougar getting out. Not quite the same effect outside the Barnsley Greggs with Karen getting her meat slice, I grant you.

J4CKO

41,673 posts

201 months

Friday 22nd March
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I quite like that, bit of an odd duck but it’s a French coupe so it should be.

Looks in good condition, and it’s not a crossover or SUV.

Enjoyed the descriptions today but fear Dog Star may not be productive this morning after reading that, oh, he likes them big…

Jordie Barretts sock

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4,236 posts

20 months

Friday 22nd March
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fantheman80 said:
Jordie Barretts sock said:
Hideous. No redeeming features at all.
Hideous is a bit strong. I think this would have (and still would) looked great in Paris parked up outside a boulangerie with some cougar getting out. Not quite the same effect outside the Barnsley Greggs with Karen getting her meat slice, I grant you.
Now you've made it even worse!


rofl

vikingaero

10,410 posts

170 months

Friday 22nd March
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I quite like these - would make a good shed. Nice styling. Only downside is that it looks like it's on stilts.

S600BSB

4,772 posts

107 months

Friday 22nd March
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fantheman80 said:
Hideous is a bit strong. I think this would have (and still would) looked great in Paris parked up outside a boulangerie with some cougar getting out. Not quite the same effect outside the Barnsley Greggs with Karen getting her meat slice, I grant you.
Laugh out loud funny!

cerb4.5lee

30,786 posts

181 months

Friday 22nd March
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86wasagoodyear said:
Excellent & amusing write-up - thanks Shed ! Perfect Friday breakfast reading yet again - much appreciated.
+1. thumbup

I do also have a strange attraction to these as well for some reason.


cerb4.5lee

30,786 posts

181 months

Friday 22nd March
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Jordie Barretts sock said:
fantheman80 said:
Jordie Barretts sock said:
Hideous. No redeeming features at all.
Hideous is a bit strong. I think this would have (and still would) looked great in Paris parked up outside a boulangerie with some cougar getting out. Not quite the same effect outside the Barnsley Greggs with Karen getting her meat slice, I grant you.
Now you've made it even worse!


rofl
hehe

Turbobanana

6,308 posts

202 months

Friday 22nd March
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I passed my driving test in 1985, which was a miracle because one of the Highway Code questions I was asked was "How far can you drive into common land before it becomes an offence?". Naturally I had no idea - would you?* - but it sprang to mind again this morning while reading SOTW over breakfast.

PH seems to have a narrow range of acceptability defined by parallel lines which, if you dare to cross them, leads into a minefield of ridicule and often downright abuse. How dare we like something unusual?

This Laguna sends anyone admiring it far into that minefield. It's French. It's a diesel. It's not RWD. So it must be quirky, unreliable and with build quality equal to that of an envelope, meaning you'll die in a crash. Celebrate instead that it's unusual, economical, goes well and you'll probably not see another any time soon.

*I asked my dad at the time - a serving police officer - and he had to look it up (no Google back then). I Googled it today: 15 yards, in case you were wondering. A yard is a bit like a meter, only stubbornly British and from c1000AD

SS427 Camaro

6,503 posts

171 months

Friday 22nd March
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Like it !

robertsparks

55 posts

79 months

Friday 22nd March
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Excellent quotient of Mrs Shed references this week which always makes me well disposed towards SOTW. Grew up loving this genre - the coupe from hatchback - which started for me with the Calibra. Sad they are no more.

HTP99

22,607 posts

141 months

Friday 22nd March
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Simon Lee 100 said:
Very funny writing. Perfect for a Friday morning. I remember how desirable these were in the 1990s. If French can be tolerated, this is a pretty good shed.
They were never desirable and they weren't launched until the late 2000's?!


Edited by HTP99 on Friday 22 March 08:19

Hairymonster

1,434 posts

106 months

Friday 22nd March
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I think they look great.

Despite it going against PH sensibilities (Diesel, front wheel drive, French etc.) I would have this any day over any of the endless series of EVs and SUVs which appear with depressing regularity.

GreatScott2016

1,205 posts

89 months

Friday 22nd March
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fantheman80 said:
Jordie Barretts sock said:
Hideous. No redeeming features at all.
Hideous is a bit strong. I think this would have (and still would) looked great in Paris parked up outside a boulangerie with some cougar getting out. Not quite the same effect outside the Barnsley Greggs with Karen getting her meat slice, I grant you.
Brilliant post beer

Lotusgone

1,198 posts

128 months

Friday 22nd March
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I often see one of these in the mornings, IMO it's not bad looking. There's nothing in the spec to be frightened of either, so a pretty good shed.

sdiggle

182 posts

91 months

Friday 22nd March
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Against:
• Diesel
• Renault
• 120,000m
• Looks Crap

For:
•....... err......

TREMAiNE

3,918 posts

150 months

Friday 22nd March
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I remember echoing the thoughts that these looked very much like an Aston-Martin upon launch, and I remember seeing one in a car park for the first time and I found it so nice that I went over to have a look.

I have to say, looking at them now, I don't think they've aged too well.
It looks quite bloated to me, and nowhere nearly as much like an AM as I remember.

Having said that, I reckon this looks like a cracking shed for £2k and had I have not just bought a new daily (at significant more cost), I'd genuinely have been tempted by this.