RE: Porsche Cayenne S | Shed of the Week

RE: Porsche Cayenne S | Shed of the Week

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TEKNOPUG

18,971 posts

206 months

Friday 19th April
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Pughmacher said:
TEKNOPUG said:
Pughmacher said:
Having a random urge to have a look at projects that have used the engine in this for a power plant. Surely be able to make some money off the rest of the car and box? Hmmm off to eBay!
Doubt you'll find many.
Probably not but I’ve work this evening. Might while away an hour if it’s quiet! Then decide that most of my best ideas are usually left just that, as ideas! I know a mate with an e36 track car though! lol
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TEKNOPUG said:
It's a shame that the engine was specifically designed for the Cayenne and therefore is very tall, meaning it's of little use as a donor for something a bit lighter. The later S and GTS run 385/400bhp and considering you can buy whole cars for a few grand, would make very affordable engine swaps.

Bobupndown

1,813 posts

44 months

Friday 19th April
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Not for me.
This will appeal to the same demographic that run elderly RR Sports, dubious builders, scrap metal merchants and wannabe gangster/drug dealers.

the_hood

771 posts

195 months

Friday 19th April
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Surely this is a 'Brave Pill'.

Mysstree

452 posts

47 months

Friday 19th April
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I have a cunning plan.
Around my way beach huts go for about £50,000 and at the height of the season you can rent them out for up to £200 a day so i will buy this Cayenne or a similar cheap one park it up for the day near the other beach huts (Cayennes have about the same square footage as beach huts) then rent it out for £200+ a day as a luxury Porsche holiday home.
It has electricity unlike a beach hut and should you require toilet facilities which are noticeable by their absence in the area you can drive to them (subject to requisite insurance).
What can go wrong? beer

MyV10BarksAndBites

941 posts

50 months

Friday 19th April
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Mad... lol... what else is there at this price 4x4 wise ?... its got me interested lol

kambites

67,584 posts

222 months

Friday 19th April
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TEKNOPUG said:
But if you want a 2 tonne V8 SUV, that's the price. Be it Cayenne, FFRR, X5 etc, ticking the V8 box incurs a £3 daily fuel charge.
If you're in the "must have a V8 simply because it's a V8" camp sure, but whilst it's obviously not slow, it's not particularly quick either - there are plenty of SUVs with similar performance for not hugely more money which will be vastly more economical.

MyV10BarksAndBites

941 posts

50 months

Friday 19th April
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kambites said:
If you're in the "must have a V8 simply because it's a V8" camp sure, but whilst it's obviously not slow, it's not particularly quick either - there are plenty of SUVs with similar performance for not hugely more money which will be vastly more economical.
Which ones ?

kambites

67,584 posts

222 months

Friday 19th April
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MyV10BarksAndBites said:
kambites said:
If you're in the "must have a V8 simply because it's a V8" camp sure, but whilst it's obviously not slow, it's not particularly quick either - there are plenty of SUVs with similar performance for not hugely more money which will be vastly more economical.
Which ones ?
I don't know much about SUVs, but I'd have thought something like an X5 3.0 diesel of this era would fit the bill?

sticks090460

1,079 posts

159 months

Friday 19th April
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Wonder what happened between 2006 and 2014……

Thistimenextyearrodney

3 posts

111 months

Friday 19th April
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sticks090460 said:
Wonder what happened between 2006 and 2014……
My thoughts too.

Plenty of miles, but no MOTs

TEKNOPUG

18,971 posts

206 months

Friday 19th April
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kambites said:
MyV10BarksAndBites said:
kambites said:
If you're in the "must have a V8 simply because it's a V8" camp sure, but whilst it's obviously not slow, it's not particularly quick either - there are plenty of SUVs with similar performance for not hugely more money which will be vastly more economical.
Which ones ?
I don't know much about SUVs, but I'd have thought something like an X5 3.0 diesel of this era would fit the bill?
A first series X5 3.0d would probably manage 25mpg. So you'd save £50 a month driving 7k a year. Or pay £1.60 a day surcharge to drive about in a V8 Porsche instead scratchchin

Fuel is only 1 part of the overall cost. Depreciation on a new car will be more than the fuel costs on an older one. Cheap, powerful, reliable. You can only choose 2.

TEKNOPUG

18,971 posts

206 months

Friday 19th April
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Thistimenextyearrodney said:
sticks090460 said:
Wonder what happened between 2006 and 2014……
My thoughts too.

Plenty of miles, but no MOTs
Been abroad.

Moss Feen

234 posts

165 months

Saturday 20th April
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Possibly it went to Northern Ireland

Arsecati

2,314 posts

118 months

Saturday 20th April
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A V8 for under £2k? What's not to like!! wink

Seriously though, if I needed a cheap 4x4, I'd have no problem p1ssing £2k down the tube on an old Cayenne.......... but just not this one. First thing I look at in a motor is the tyres, as if they've skimped on the rubber - then they've skimped elsewhere too. So not only has this thing got tyres from 3 different manufacturers (2 of which are Chinese ditch-finders I've never even heard of), but the one remaining quality brand tyre (the solitary Continental), has a date stamp on it from 2011!!!!!!!!




pb8g09

2,342 posts

70 months

Saturday 20th April
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Mysstree said:
I have a cunning plan.
Around my way beach huts go for about £50,000 and at the height of the season you can rent them out for up to £200 a day so i will buy this Cayenne or a similar cheap one park it up for the day near the other beach huts (Cayennes have about the same square footage as beach huts) then rent it out for £200+ a day as a luxury Porsche holiday home.
It has electricity unlike a beach hut and should you require toilet facilities which are noticeable by their absence in the area you can drive to them (subject to requisite insurance).
What can go wrong? beer
Whitstable or Bournemouth/Poole? Haha

DaveEvs

283 posts

103 months

Saturday 20th April
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The owner or a local vape shop has a similar motor.
It has a 4D number plate badly arranged to spell his name.
It is parked on double yellows outside the shop, obscuring the junction.


pb8g09

2,342 posts

70 months

Saturday 20th April
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DaveEvs said:
The owner or a local vape shop has a similar motor.
It has a 4D number plate badly arranged to spell his name.
It is parked on double yellows outside the shop, obscuring the junction.
And it irks you, which is why you typed this. And I sadly agree. The last bit being the main reason.

livinginasia

850 posts

111 months

Saturday 20th April
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I recently bought an 07 Toureg with the same auto close tailgate feature. A £2 broom handle from our local hardware store has fixed it perfectly !

Alx27

38 posts

62 months

Saturday 20th April
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I remember Tony Soprano bought one for his wife (presumably to distract from his womanising).

Hereward

4,188 posts

231 months

Saturday 20th April
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MyV10BarksAndBites said:
Mad... lol... what else is there at this price 4x4 wise ?... its got me interested lol
The VW Touareg V8 is pretty much the same car but it used Audi's 4.2 V8 instead. Lacks the badge appeal too.