The King of PH.

[smilerbaker]

+7 for me, blimey

Edited by smilerbaker on Tuesday 13th February 20:31

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

What about if you have four or five all at the same time? Does this give multiple scoring? (Y'know, 2 points for a second, 3 for a third etc etc?)

[Captain Muppet]

nervous said:

Captain Muppet said:

Log King, Stock King - do I care? I'm on another continent.

yes, but for how long?

Dunno :shrug: long enough to need to do some laundry before I come home.
I never plan further away than laundry day.

Waaaaaaaay of topic, but someone stole my lucky pants from the laundry. What am I going to wear for airport security now?

[ferrisbueller]

magic torch said:

touching cloth said:

magic torch said:

-10

It's shit being old isn't it Oldy!

Yeah, I'd much rather be fat.

Good hit.

[Captain Muppet]

2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:

What about if you have four or five all at the same time? Does this give multiple scoring? (Y'know, 2 points for a second, 3 for a third etc etc?)

Nice - I like that, it gives me more points. It might work for nervy as well though.

[nervous]

ferrisbueller said:

Good hit.

numbers, fer?

[XJSJohn]

Its good to be The King!!!

[KingRichard]

nervous said:

Its high time we had a King. it seems only reasonable. Ted is after all God, and Twinners is the Pope, so we really should have a King. The king could then answer all questions on 'which luxury barge etc' by cutting the villages new born in half. or something. anyway, it'd be cool to be the king.

May i suggest that we assess and appoint our king purely on his PH value: not with litmus paper, but on his addiction to the motorised vehicle.

Heres how I think we should do it:

number of cars owned - number of years you've legally been allowed to drive for = pistonhead index

The highest positive number will therefore be the person most stoopid for cars and therefore should rightly be our leader.

Ill go first.

Ive had 22 cars, and Ive been allowed to legally drive for 16 years, giving me a PH index of 6.

now you.

:ahem:



And I am a complete bastard

Edit: Pah! A paltry +16 for me... I might have to lock the legitimate heirs in the PH Tower

2nd Edit: Because I edited my first edit badly... yes I'm a fool too

Edited by KingRichard on Tuesday 13th February 20:39

Edited by KingRichard on Tuesday 13th February 20:40

[nervous]

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

Captain Muppet said:

2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:

What about if you have four or five all at the same time? Does this give multiple scoring? (Y'know, 2 points for a second, 3 for a third etc etc?)

Nice - I like that, it gives me more points. It might work for nervy as well though.

Gives me a score in the hundreds methinks

[tinman0]

12-16=-4

i think the formula should take into account the number of cars currently owned, with a proportional weighting on those that road legal right now and those that are stored (eg missing tax, insurance or MoT).

[nervous]

2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:

Captain Muppet said:

2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:

What about if you have four or five all at the same time? Does this give multiple scoring? (Y'know, 2 points for a second, 3 for a third etc etc?)

Nice - I like that, it gives me more points. It might work for nervy as well though.

Gives me a score in the hundreds methinks

and it basically awards me the king-ship. you dont want this.

[KingRichard]

tinman0 said:

12-16=-4

i think the formula should take into account the number of cars currently owned, with a proportional weighting on those that road legal right now and those that are stored (eg missing tax, insurance or MoT).

Hang on, that bolloxes me up completely

[Fidgits]

erm.. bit late.. but i have 13 years and :countsonfingers: 11 cars....

dammit, -2...

it was having that blasted Lexus for 4 trouble-free years that did it for me *grumble*

[garlick]

The King of PH wins a free PH shirt....but someone needs to set up a leaderboard! Closing date of when?? Next Friday???

Edited by garlick on Tuesday 13th February 20:43

[ferrisbueller]

FourWheelDrift said:

rich 36 said:

And what might your role be?

(nervy)

Somewhere in Norfolk a village is missing an idiot.

I think I'm right in saying that he's still in Norfolk?!

[Touching Cloth]

nervous said:

NHyde said:

This has been good fun , and stirred up many memories , but what I come up with is :

plus 4 !!

31 years , and 27 cars

thats top 5 i think. your in line for president.

er -4 shirley. You need more cars than years to be positive.

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

nervous said:

2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:

Captain Muppet said:

2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:

What about if you have four or five all at the same time? Does this give multiple scoring? (Y'know, 2 points for a second, 3 for a third etc etc?)

Nice - I like that, it gives me more points. It might work for nervy as well though.

Gives me a score in the hundreds methinks

and it basically awards me the king-ship. you dont want this.

Ooh...we get boats too!

[gorvid]

silverback mike said:

74 cars in 10 years. Mind you, this is both my wife and I.. I kid you not, and even worse I have written them all down.

I told you...


King Mike - end of

[ferrisbueller]

And, 5 cars and 14 years.

-9

Christ, I could be on turd polishing duty here.