The King of PH.

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oggs, id be a worried man if i were you.

but, before you do that, just wipe this for me will you?

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so, whaddya say we let this run for another few hours then start handing out titles which we can add to our login profiles?

suggestions?

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sucks to be you oggs.

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beaker123 said:

Do I not get a mention?.. I have had 18 in ten years...

psssst.. the list. add to the list.

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time for staff assignments gang?

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silverback mike said:

I obviously have a problem.

but, in an act of pure giving, youve made all of us seem like we dont have a problem. i for one am thankful for that.

>goes off to buy 50 more cars<

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touching cloth said:

Couldn't remove him altogether, every society needs people to man the fast food restaurants.

thats unfair.

he eats there too.

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sleep envy said:

but I thought that's why we kept you?

Edited by sleep envy on Thursday 15th February 13:09

no, we keep sinny to make marlon brando look thin and in case they ever remake the island of dr mereau.

sinnys playing the island.

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touching cloth said:

I'm looking at being aristocracy mate.

what, with a poxy +1? youll be lucky not to be supper.

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sleep envy said:

banquette

FFS

do they make apples big enough to stuff in sinnys mouth?

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sleep envy said:

begrudgingly given

what the?

ing greasey wop. i could have used my influence to get you a position in the courtroom, but you can forget that now.

everyone: the position of official slime ball is now up for grabs.

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touching cloth said:

Alright maybe not aristocracy, tbh as long as there is a suitable social gap between +1 and -1 I will be happy.

with your accent the -1's would kill you in a second.

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sleep envy said:

good as I wanted to be the executioner

yes, but how will that work? if you change sides half way through youll end up having your head cut off.

must i think of everything for you?

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sleep envy said:

I'd lead the revolution

until halftime/ or they needed a taxi.

ta.

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Plotloss said:

sleep envy said:

I'd lead the revolution

Considering your heritage, presumably in greasy reverse?

edited for accuracy.

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Captain Muppet said:

I think Nervy is lying about his age (or it really did take hime 15 attempts to pass his test like everyone says it did).

But then us minuses have to resent the upper classes, it's only natural, we're scum.

shut it, prole. youll only incurr more wrath.

im 33, passed at 17 = 16 years. how about you, you old er?

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touching cloth said:

Captain Muppet said:

Must be a combination of the sun beds and all the hair bleach running over your face.

i reckon it actually is.

ps your missus says hi.

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sleep envy said:

Captain Muppet said:

Notice: there is no comment about the 15 attempts to pass your test

WE WANT THE TRUTH!!!

So then Nerv, how many attempts?

passed second time. in my defense, it was a stupid place to put a bus queue. provocative bastards.

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MK4 Slowride said:

I think the king of PH shouldn't be based soley on amount of cars owned & how long you've been driving for as for us yoof's that'd count us out. However, i feel people with a wealth of knowledge on vintage/classic & modern cars should also be part of the scoreing. Just because you've been driving since before i was itching my dads pants and have gone through more cars than the producers of the Blues brothers doesn't put you in the top spot. Knowledge is king and the king of PH should be knowlerdgeable on all motoring aspects + have a good history of cars etc.

so, youve got a low score then?

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sinny, youre the closest thing we have to class, hand out the staff positions will you?