The King of PH.

[RobM77]

9 cars
13 years

PH rating of -4

[sleep envy]

Colvette said:

That makes my index 27 - surely I'm the king?

amature night out mate in comparison to Rene

[Colvette]

Colvette said:

As stated in a different thread, I'm 33, and since I learned to drive (I passed a few days after my 18th birthday), I've owned 42 cars. Here they are:

1971 Orange VW Beetle,
1973 Triumph Toledo,
1982 Vauxhall Chevette,
1984 Suzuki Whizz-Kid,
1985 Ford Fiesta,
1978 Ford Capri 1.3L,
1986 Toyota Supra 3.0 Non-Turbo,
1986 VW Golf,
1990 Toyota Celica,
1992 Mitsubishi GTO,
1982 Chevrolet Corvette (Crossfire-Injection),
1986 Ford Fiesta,
1993 Rover 620GSi,
1986 Peugeot 205,
2000 VW Beetle 2.0,
1990 Toyota MR2,
1991 Toyota MR2 Turbo,
1992 Toyota Celica GT4,
1994 Toyota Supra Twin-Turbo,
2001 VW Beetle 1.6,
2001 VW Beetle 1.8T,
2001 VW Beetle RSi (3.2 V6 4wd),
2003 VW Beetle 1.6 Cab,
1996 Ford Mustang GT,
2004 VW Beetle 1.8T Cab,
1997 Corvette C5 Auto,
1965 VW Beetle Cab Showcar,
1974 VW Beetle 1600,
1975 VW Beetle 1600,
1990 VW Golf Cab 1.8,
2000 Corvette C5 Manual,
2004 VW Touareg,
2003 Hummer H2,
2005 Ford Mustang GT,
2005 Honda Civic Sport,
2004 Mazda RX8,
2004 Land-Rover Freelander,
2000 Ford Focus,
2006 Land-Rover Discovery 3,
2005 Honda Civic Type-R,
2001 Corvette C5

I realise that's only 41, but the 42nd is on the way - want a 300C Hemi (as previously discussed), but either way, the Corvette is going over the next week or so.

That makes my index 27 - surely I'm the king?

Edited by Colvette on Tuesday 4th September 15:44

Pah - I guess not. Prime-minister will have to do...

[Colvette]

sleep envy said:

Colvette said:

That makes my index 27 - surely I'm the king?

amature night out mate in comparison to Rene

Just you wait! A Majority of my cars were bought in the last 6 years or so (30ish), so I'll catch up in no time...

[Andy_sx]

bloody hell, just read the entire thread... bye bye afternoon!

been driving for 5 years, owned 12 cars, so PHI of + 7

[Redneck Rocket]

percy flage said:

A better equation would be:

(number of cars owned x cubic capacity)/years legally allowed to drive.

I think.

ETA: because with nervy's formula I can't get my PH above 1. One of the perils of a life of mostly company cars.

Edited by percy flage on Tuesday 13th February 18:50

Don't know about the cubic capacity... I agree in principal but then I currently drive a 1300cc Triumph Spitfire with pretty much a full race engine and various suspension trickery. I think that's much more petrolheaded than a 2.5L Disco, or a 2L Mondeo...

[nervous]

my numbers up by 3 too.

[RedCabbage]

Andy_sx said:

bloody hell, just read the entire thread... bye bye afternoon!

been driving for 5 years, owned 12 cars, so PHI of + 7

Sorry for digging it up!

[Kentish]

Colvette said:

Pah - I guess not. Prime-minister will have to do...

Nope, I beat you!

But you can be my bitch!

[Colvette]

I think the table needs updating...

[Colvette]

I think the table needs updating...

[sleep envy]

Colvette said:

I think the table needs updating...

be my guest...

[Streethawk!]

Dont we need a resident freak or something?

[Streethawk!]

Have you never come across me?

[Egbert Nobacon]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

a double entendre I believe

[ridds]

PH Law Lords said:

The Monarchy
1. GTRene:------------ 116 ------------ 25 years ------------- = +91 All Hail the King
2. Silverback mike ----- 74 ------------- 14 years ------------- = +60 All Hail our Queen :-)
3. RedCabbage-------- 55 ------------- 19 years --------------= +36 Bonnie Prince and Heir to the thrown
4. Smartie------------- 54 ------------- 18 years --------------= +36 Odd looking Princess, likes Horses
The Govermnent
5. fesuvious ---------- 38 ------------- 12 years --------------= +27 Prime Minister
6. F.M---------------- 25 ------------- 10 years --------------= +15 Deptuty PM, you need some more Jags though.
7. LuS1fer------------- 32 ------------- 20 years ------------- = +12 Chancellor of the Exchequer - strong US affinity
8. loach--------------- 28 ------------- 18 years --------------= +10 Foreign Secretary, seems apt
9. Nervous------------ 22 ------------- 16 years ------------- = +6 Peter Mandelson, nuff said :-D
10. Ridds------------- 16 ------------- 10 years ------------- = +6 Peter Mandelson,
11. Frazer guest ------ 16 ------------- 12 years ------------- = +4 Home Secretary
The Private Sector
12. Robm3------------ 21 ------------- 17 years ------------- = +4 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
13. Batty ------------- 8 -------------- 5 years -------------- = +3 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
14. BliarOut----------- 28 ------------ 25 years ------------- = +3 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
15. Xaero ------------- 5 -------------- 3 years -------------- = +2 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
16. BossCerbera ------- 24 ------------- 23 years ------------- = +1 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
17. Touching Cloth.---- 18 ------------- 17 years ------------- = +1 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
18. JOhnnymaestro----- 4 -------------- 3 years -------------- = +1 Senior Management Position, highly respected
19. B15TTO------------ 11 ------------- 11 years ------------- = 0 Senior Management Position, highly respected
20. Stone ------------- 12 ------------ 12 years ------------- = 0 Senior Management Position, highly respected
21. darkmonsta--------- 8 -------------- 8 years -------------- = 0 Senior Management Position, highly respected
22. Astec815 ---------- 5 -------------- 5 years -------------- = 0 Senior Management Position, highly respected
23. sleep envy--------- 17 ------------- 15 years ------------- = +2 Gigolo
24. Fidgits ------------ 11 ------------- 13 years ------------- = -2 Works in a Circus
The Public Sector
25. Strawman:--------- 17 ------------- 19 years ------------- = -2 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
26. XJS John ---------- 11 ------------ 14 years ------------- = -3 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
27. wmg100 ------------ 3 -------------- 6 years -------------- = -3 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
28. Capt Muppet-------- 14 ------------- 18 years ------------- = -4 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
29. NHYde ------------- 27 ------------- 31 years ------------- = -4 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
30. Mackie ------------- 5 -------------- 10 years ------------- = -5 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
31. baskey ------------ 4 -------------- 9 years -------------- = -5 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
32. MrsRotty----------- 13 ------------- 18 years -------------- = -5 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
Chavs
33. Mini ralf ----------- 6 -------------- 15 years -------------- = -9 Used Car Salesman
34. ferrisbueller ------- 5 -------------- 14 years -------------- = -9 BMW Dealership "Service Executive"
35. Vesuvious 996 ----- 9 -------------- 19 years -------------- = -10 Sells suits in Next
36. Magic Torch-------- ? -------------- ? years --------------- = -10 Sells suits in Asda
37. silversun----------- 6 -------------- 16 years ---------------= -10 Sells suits in Matalan
38. Wacky racer ------- 26 ------------- 37 years -------------- = -11 Refuse Collection
39. 900T-R------------- 5 -------------- 16 years -------------- = -11 Traffic Warden
40. ewenm-------------- 4 -------------- 13 years -------------- = -11 Highways Agency Traffic Officer
41. EmmaP-------------- 4 -------------- 17 years -------------- = -13 erm….. A woman of inderminate means.
42. oggs --------------- 5 -------------- 19 years -------------- = -14 Fecal Production and Disposal Expert
43. sprint355 ----------- 3 -------------- 24 years -------------- = -21 McDonalds Worker, employee of the week though :-)

[sleep envy]

PH Law Lords said:

The Monarchy
1. GTRene:------------ 116 ------------ 25 years ------------- = +91 All Hail the King
2. Silverback mike ----- 74 ------------- 14 years ------------- = +60 All Hail our Queen :-)
3. RedCabbage-------- 55 ------------- 19 years --------------= +36 Bonnie Prince and Heir to the thrown
4. Smartie------------- 54 ------------- 18 years --------------= +36 Odd looking Princess, likes Horses
The Govermnent
5. fesuvious ---------- 38 ------------- 12 years --------------= +27 Prime Minister
6. F.M---------------- 25 ------------- 10 years --------------= +15 Deptuty PM, you need some more Jags though.
7. LuS1fer------------- 32 ------------- 20 years ------------- = +12 Chancellor of the Exchequer - strong US affinity
8. loach--------------- 28 ------------- 18 years --------------= +10 Foreign Secretary, seems apt
9. Nervous------------ 22 ------------- 16 years ------------- = +6 Peter Mandelson, nuff said :-D
10. Ridds------------- 16 ------------- 10 years ------------- = +6 Peter Mandelson,
11. Frazer guest ------ 16 ------------- 12 years ------------- = +4 Home Secretary
The Private Sector
12. Robm3------------ 21 ------------- 17 years ------------- = +4 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
13. Batty ------------- 8 -------------- 5 years -------------- = +3 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
14. BliarOut----------- 28 ------------ 25 years ------------- = +3 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
15. sleep envy--------- 17 ------------- 15 years ------------- = +2 Gigolo
16. Xaero ------------- 5 -------------- 3 years -------------- = +2 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
17. BossCerbera ------- 24 ------------- 23 years ------------- = +1 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
18. Touching Cloth.---- 18 ------------- 17 years ------------- = +1 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
19. JOhnnymaestro----- 4 -------------- 3 years -------------- = +1 Senior Management Position, highly respected
20. B15TTO------------ 11 ------------- 11 years ------------- = 0 Senior Management Position, highly respected
21. Stone ------------- 12 ------------ 12 years ------------- = 0 Senior Management Position, highly respected
22. darkmonsta--------- 8 -------------- 8 years -------------- = 0 Senior Management Position, highly respected
23. Astec815 ---------- 5 -------------- 5 years -------------- = 0 Senior Management Position, highly respected
24. Fidgits ------------ 11 ------------- 13 years ------------- = -2 Works in a Circus
The Public Sector
25. Strawman:--------- 17 ------------- 19 years ------------- = -2 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
26. XJS John ---------- 11 ------------ 14 years ------------- = -3 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
27. wmg100 ------------ 3 -------------- 6 years -------------- = -3 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
28. Capt Muppet-------- 14 ------------- 18 years ------------- = -4 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
29. NHYde ------------- 27 ------------- 31 years ------------- = -4 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
30. Mackie ------------- 5 -------------- 10 years ------------- = -5 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
31. baskey ------------ 4 -------------- 9 years -------------- = -5 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
32. MrsRotty----------- 13 ------------- 18 years -------------- = -5 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
Chavs
33. Mini ralf ----------- 6 -------------- 15 years -------------- = -9 Used Car Salesman
34. ferrisbueller ------- 5 -------------- 14 years -------------- = -9 BMW Dealership "Service Executive"
35. Vesuvious 996 ----- 9 -------------- 19 years -------------- = -10 Sells suits in Next
36. Magic Torch-------- ? -------------- ? years --------------- = -10 Sells suits in Asda
37. silversun----------- 6 -------------- 16 years ---------------= -10 Sells suits in Matalan
38. Wacky racer ------- 26 ------------- 37 years -------------- = -11 Refuse Collection
39. 900T-R------------- 5 -------------- 16 years -------------- = -11 Traffic Warden
40. ewenm-------------- 4 -------------- 13 years -------------- = -11 Highways Agency Traffic Officer
41. EmmaP-------------- 4 -------------- 17 years -------------- = -13 erm….. A woman of inderminate means.
42. oggs --------------- 5 -------------- 19 years -------------- = -14 Fecal Production and Disposal Expert
43. sprint355 ----------- 3 -------------- 24 years -------------- = -21 McDonalds Worker, employee of the week though :-)

:ahem:

[Xenocide]

4 cars, 1.8 years. so.. umm

2.2?

[Kentish]

PH Law Lords said:

The Monarchy
1. GTRene:------------ 116 ------------ 25 years ------------- = +91 All Hail the King
2. Silverback mike ----- 74 ------------- 14 years ------------- = +60 All Hail our Queen :-)
3. RedCabbage-------- 55 ------------- 19 years --------------= +36 Bonnie Prince and Heir to the thrown
4. Smartie------------- 54 ------------- 18 years --------------= +36 Odd looking Princess, likes Horses
The Govermnent
5. Kentish ---------- 49 ------------- 20 years --------------= +29 Prime Minister
6. fesuvious ---------- 38 ------------- 12 years --------------= +27 Shadow Prime Minister
7. F.M---------------- 25 ------------- 10 years --------------= +15 Deptuty PM, you need some more Jags though.
8. LuS1fer------------- 32 ------------- 20 years ------------- = +12 Chancellor of the Exchequer - strong US affinity
9. loach--------------- 28 ------------- 18 years --------------= +10 Foreign Secretary, seems apt
10. Nervous------------ 22 ------------- 16 years ------------- = +6 Peter Mandelson, nuff said :-D
11. Ridds------------- 16 ------------- 10 years ------------- = +6 Peter Mandelson,
12. Frazer guest ------ 16 ------------- 12 years ------------- = +4 Home Secretary
The Private Sector
13. Robm3------------ 21 ------------- 17 years ------------- = +4 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
14. Batty ------------- 8 -------------- 5 years -------------- = +3 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
15. BliarOut----------- 28 ------------ 25 years ------------- = +3 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
16. sleep envy--------- 17 ------------- 15 years ------------- = +2 Gigolo
17. Xaero ------------- 5 -------------- 3 years -------------- = +2 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
18. BossCerbera ------- 24 ------------- 23 years ------------- = +1 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
19. Touching Cloth.---- 18 ------------- 17 years ------------- = +1 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
20. JOhnnymaestro----- 4 -------------- 3 years -------------- = +1 Senior Management Position, highly respected
21. B15TTO------------ 11 ------------- 11 years ------------- = 0 Senior Management Position, highly respected
22. Stone ------------- 12 ------------ 12 years ------------- = 0 Senior Management Position, highly respected
23. darkmonsta--------- 8 -------------- 8 years -------------- = 0 Senior Management Position, highly respected
24. Astec815 ---------- 5 -------------- 5 years -------------- = 0 Senior Management Position, highly respected
25. Fidgits ------------ 11 ------------- 13 years ------------- = -2 Works in a Circus
The Public Sector
26. Strawman:--------- 17 ------------- 19 years ------------- = -2 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
27. XJS John ---------- 11 ------------ 14 years ------------- = -3 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
28. wmg100 ------------ 3 -------------- 6 years -------------- = -3 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
29. Capt Muppet-------- 14 ------------- 18 years ------------- = -4 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
30. NHYde ------------- 27 ------------- 31 years ------------- = -4 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
31. Mackie ------------- 5 -------------- 10 years ------------- = -5 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
32. baskey ------------ 4 -------------- 9 years -------------- = -5 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
33. MrsRotty----------- 13 ------------- 18 years -------------- = -5 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
Chavs
34. Mini ralf ----------- 6 -------------- 15 years -------------- = -9 Used Car Salesman
35. ferrisbueller ------- 5 -------------- 14 years -------------- = -9 BMW Dealership "Service Executive"
36. Vesuvious 996 ----- 9 -------------- 19 years -------------- = -10 Sells suits in Next
37. Magic Torch-------- ? -------------- ? years --------------- = -10 Sells suits in Asda
38. silversun----------- 6 -------------- 16 years ---------------= -10 Sells suits in Matalan
39. Wacky racer ------- 26 ------------- 37 years -------------- = -11 Refuse Collection
40. 900T-R------------- 5 -------------- 16 years -------------- = -11 Traffic Warden
41. ewenm-------------- 4 -------------- 13 years -------------- = -11 Highways Agency Traffic Officer
42. EmmaP-------------- 4 -------------- 17 years -------------- = -13 erm….. A woman of inderminate means.
43. oggs --------------- 5 -------------- 19 years -------------- = -14 Fecal Production and Disposal Expert
44. sprint355 ----------- 3 -------------- 24 years -------------- = -21 McDonalds Worker, employee of the week though :-)

Edited by Kentish on Tuesday 4th September 23:19

[WhoreLex]

fyi astec815 was my old username, and im now at 1.6 since that list was created