The King of PH.

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mini_ralf

7,032 posts

217 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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Yikes! Only 6 cars over 15 years. That gives me er.... er.. Um.. -9 paperbag

danger mouse

3,828 posts

261 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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touching cloth said:

Or the poor mans Jeep Wrangler. Same effect though



Please tell me you have a picture of you in it somewhere Nerv.
Seems this is starting to backfire on Nervy a bit... sorry mate!

Hpwever I'm far more worried that you remembered the cover of the DVD so well TC!

que lame exscuses about it being "GF's copy on the shelf by the telly" or that "the uni-house mate he occaisionally boffed when there was nothing better to do was a fan of the series"....runs for cover hehe

nervous

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24,050 posts

230 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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ok, so were agreed. for this silly game, weve all got many theories on the maths of the subject that we'd prefer to discuss than the actual output?

excellent. wake me up when were done. and to think people think were nerds.

peterpeter

6,437 posts

257 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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mybrainhurts said:
nervous said:
number of cars owned - number of years you've legally been allowed to drive for = pistonhead index


Oi, that's Old Fartism, that is....

Foul.....



a patient of mine has been driving for nearly 80 years and currently drives a mark 1 ford granada.
Shall I ask him to sign up to PH to become King.?

stone

1,538 posts

247 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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nervous said:
ps since King rene has clearly drubbed us with his score, lets keep this going as other positions in the throneroom.

next highest score = queen.

next after that = wizard

next after that = evil advisor chap

lowest score = groom of the stool.


jester


touching cloth

11,706 posts

239 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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danger mouse said:

Hpwever I'm far more worried that you remembered the cover of the DVD so well TC!




hehe It worries me as well actually. I actually have a friend who is about to get a Wrangler, it was fresh in my mind seeing as I emailed him the pic.

danger mouse

3,828 posts

261 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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peterpeter said:
...total owned horsepower...
divided by total owned weight, not including one's own of course ... that would be podgist!, minus years of licencehood.

I know.... I'll shhhhhh. boxedin

wmg100

1,698 posts

214 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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6 Years, 3 Cars = -3.

And that's counting my first car which was actually a peugeot partner van boxedin

danger mouse

3,828 posts

261 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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nervous said:
ok, so were agreed. for this silly game, weve all got many theories on the maths of the subject that we'd prefer to discuss than the actual output?

excellent. wake me up when were done. and to think people think were nerds.

It's only because I know I will never have a chance prove my quality by your rationale!

I feel so subjugated!

touching cloth said:
danger mouse said:

However I'm far more worried that you remembered the cover of the DVD so well TC!




hehe It worries me as well actually. I actually have a friend who is about to get a Wrangler, it was fresh in my mind seeing as I emailed him the pic.


rofl... sorry to twist knife TC. beer

Captain Muppet

8,540 posts

265 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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Arsecakes. I'm on -4 and I cheated by including the 2CV as a car.

It's those 7 years with the CRX that have done it. Bastard.

Would it help if I was Greeko-German?
I was on the dole once, that's sort of like being a royal, isn't it?

Nerv - e-mail is up the spout (bloody branson), we'll do lunch.
DM - shush.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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peterpeter said:
mybrainhurts said:
nervous said:
number of cars owned - number of years you've legally been allowed to drive for = pistonhead index


Oi, that's Old Fartism, that is....

Foul.....



a patient of mine has been driving for nearly 80 years and currently drives a mark 1 ford granada.
Shall I ask him to sign up to PH to become King.?


I don't think you've quite grasped the principle here, old boy....

Nervy has eliminated me, merely because I have gracefully attained the status of old fartdom...

Red card to the cheeky young git, I say....

jimbeaux

33,791 posts

231 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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touching cloth said:
danger mouse said:

Hpwever I'm far more worried that you remembered the cover of the DVD so well TC!




hehe It worries me as well actually. I actually have a friend who is about to get a Wrangler, it was fresh in my mind seeing as I emailed him the pic.


Only if he gets the New Rubicon(4 door), can he avoid gayness

http://www.canadiandriver.com/galleries/2">www.canadiandriver.com/cgi-bin/schlabo/sp.pl?info=Jeep%20Wrangler%20Rubicon&src=http://www.canadiandriver.com/galleries/2

www.canadiandriver.com/articles/pw/07wrangler.htm

mini_ralf

7,032 posts

217 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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nervous said:
XJSJohn said:
11 cars 14 years ... PH Index of 3

What about motorbikes?


sorry thats -3.

no motorbikes. the king cant be a gayer.

nervous said:
ps since King rene has clearly drubbed us with his score, lets keep this going as other positions in the throneroom.

next highest score = queen.

next after that = wizard

next after that = evil advisor chap

lowest score = groom of the stool.

I think you already nominated the queen laugh

touching cloth

11,706 posts

239 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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Hey I added up my profile cars but just realised I was missing my E30 beemer, I am no longer a Zero but a +1

Captain Muppet

8,540 posts

265 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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touching cloth said:
danger mouse said:

Hpwever I'm far more worried that you remembered the cover of the DVD so well TC!

hehe It worries me as well actually. I actually have a friend who is about to get a Wrangler, it was fresh in my mind seeing as I emailed him the pic.

Do I get bonus hetro-points for not having the slightest idea what you're on about?

danger mouse

3,828 posts

261 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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Captain Muppet said:

It's those 7 years with the CRX that have done it. Bastard.

DM - shush.

Ok, but only after citing longterm (5 years and counting) CRX custodianism as my downfall too.

What about specific outp...[sush]

silverback mike

11,290 posts

253 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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74 cars in 10 years. Mind you, this is both my wife and I..hehe I kid you not, and even worse I have written them all down.

bounce

Captain Muppet

8,540 posts

265 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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danger mouse said:
Captain Muppet said:

It's those 7 years with the CRX that have done it. Bastard.

DM - shush.

Ok, but only after citing longterm (5 years and counting) CRX custodianism as my downfall too.

What about specific outp...[sush]


I wonder, if I pretend my bikes were twin engined cars...

Actually - as the most annoying part of PH is the cretins who can't pick a bloody car without ten pages of advice from 12-year-olds (who were hoping to find pedos on the net but found pedants instead), why not reward those of us who found the perfect car and stuck with it until it died?

Captain Muppet

8,540 posts

265 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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silverback mike said:
74 cars in 10 years. Mind you, this is both my wife and I..hehe I kid you not, and even worse I have written them all down.

bounce


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danger mouse

3,828 posts

261 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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touching cloth said:
Hey I added up my profile cars but just realised I was missing my E30 beemer, I am no longer a Zero but a +1

That's why I want to include engine size, 'cos my E30's got the biggest engine of all my cars and considerably helps my score... what about number of cylinders?