The King of PH.

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touching cloth said:

nervous said:

sinny, youre the closest thing we have to class, hand out the staff positions will you?

Hey I have quite a lot of work on today..... give me 15 minutes to get that done and I will get onto it

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jim..c said:

nervous said:

Ive had 22 cars, and Ive been allowed to legally drive for 16 years, giving me a PH index of 6.

Snap. Made a list, and everything. Mind, that's not including long term loaners, company motors, or tanks. I included the Unimog though.

you get extra points though for having the best profile mantra ever

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jim..c said:

Had to go and look, had forgotten what it was. Too busy buying cars, see....

you get my vote as king.

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touching cloth said:

Nerv, have your stats not changed overnight or had you pre-included that one?

pre-included.

rats, gotta get back to work. let me know if i end up grooming stools, ok?

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touching cloth said:

gwaredd said:

This is the saddest thing I have ever read on the entire internet. It brings geekiness to a new, even lower level.

Yep, Nerv geeks for England.

Edited by touching cloth on Friday 16th February 15:10

i think youll find that most peoples profiles alone are considerably sadder than this.

ps im guessing you scored badly?

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BCA said:

To quote from the "What to replace the GT3" with thread:

nervous said:

no more tvrs, please. not again.

Rumours that he's looking to chop the landy in for an NSX too are not yet confirmed.

Edited by BCA on Friday 16th February 16:24

love you guys.

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Silent1 said:

Audi A2
MINI Cooper
MINI Cooper S
Vauxhall VX220

Driving for 3 years

1.33

If i add bikes

Honda CR125
Honda CR500
Honda CBR600
Honda Foreman 450
Yamaha YZ125

It becomes:

PH index of 3

no bikes, you know the rules. bikes are for gay homosexuals.

youll be pleased to know that youve just come above touching cloth. now if that mental image doesnt finish you off, i dont know what will.

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my numbers up by 3 too.

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Kentish said:

PH Law Lords said:

The Monarchy
1. GTRene:------------ 116 ------------ 25 years ------------- = +91 All Hail the King
2. Silverback mike ----- 74 ------------- 14 years ------------- = +60 All Hail our Queen :-)
3. RedCabbage-------- 55 ------------- 19 years --------------= +36 Bonnie Prince and Heir to the thrown
4. Smartie------------- 54 ------------- 18 years --------------= +36 Odd looking Princess, likes Horses
The Govermnent
5. Kentish ---------- 49 ------------- 20 years --------------= +29 Prime Minister
6. fesuvious ---------- 38 ------------- 12 years --------------= +27 Shadow Prime Minister
7. F.M---------------- 25 ------------- 10 years --------------= +15 Deptuty PM, you need some more Jags though.
8. LuS1fer------------- 32 ------------- 20 years ------------- = +12 Chancellor of the Exchequer - strong US affinity
9. loach--------------- 28 ------------- 18 years --------------= +10 Foreign Secretary, seems apt
10. Nervous------------ 22 ------------- 16 years ------------- = +9 Peter Mandelson, nuff said :-D
11. Ridds------------- 16 ------------- 10 years ------------- = +6 Peter Mandelson,
12. Frazer guest ------ 16 ------------- 12 years ------------- = +4 Home Secretary
The Private Sector
13. Robm3------------ 21 ------------- 17 years ------------- = +4 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
14. Batty ------------- 8 -------------- 5 years -------------- = +3 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
15. BliarOut----------- 28 ------------ 25 years ------------- = +3 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
16. sleep envy--------- 17 ------------- 15 years ------------- = +2 Gigolo
17. Xaero ------------- 5 -------------- 3 years -------------- = +2 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
18. BossCerbera ------- 24 ------------- 23 years ------------- = +1 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
19. Touching Cloth.---- 18 ------------- 17 years ------------- = +1 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
20. JOhnnymaestro----- 4 -------------- 3 years -------------- = +1 Senior Management Position, highly respected
21. B15TTO------------ 11 ------------- 11 years ------------- = 0 Senior Management Position, highly respected
22. Stone ------------- 12 ------------ 12 years ------------- = 0 Senior Management Position, highly respected
23. darkmonsta--------- 8 -------------- 8 years -------------- = 0 Senior Management Position, highly respected
24. Astec815 ---------- 5 -------------- 5 years -------------- = 0 Senior Management Position, highly respected
25. Fidgits ------------ 11 ------------- 13 years ------------- = -2 Works in a Circus
The Public Sector
26. Strawman:--------- 17 ------------- 19 years ------------- = -2 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
27. XJS John ---------- 11 ------------ 14 years ------------- = -3 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
28. wmg100 ------------ 3 -------------- 6 years -------------- = -3 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
29. Capt Muppet-------- 14 ------------- 18 years ------------- = -4 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
30. NHYde ------------- 27 ------------- 31 years ------------- = -4 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
31. Mackie ------------- 5 -------------- 10 years ------------- = -5 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
32. baskey ------------ 4 -------------- 9 years -------------- = -5 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
33. MrsRotty----------- 13 ------------- 18 years -------------- = -5 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
Chavs
34. Mini ralf ----------- 6 -------------- 15 years -------------- = -9 Used Car Salesman
35. ferrisbueller ------- 5 -------------- 14 years -------------- = -9 BMW Dealership "Service Executive"
36. Vesuvious 996 ----- 9 -------------- 19 years -------------- = -10 Sells suits in Next
37. Magic Torch-------- ? -------------- ? years --------------- = -10 Sells suits in Asda
38. silversun----------- 6 -------------- 16 years ---------------= -10 Sells suits in Matalan
39. Wacky racer ------- 26 ------------- 37 years -------------- = -11 Refuse Collection
40. 900T-R------------- 5 -------------- 16 years -------------- = -11 Traffic Warden
41. ewenm-------------- 4 -------------- 13 years -------------- = -11 Highways Agency Traffic Officer
42. EmmaP-------------- 4 -------------- 17 years -------------- = -13 erm….. A woman of inderminate means.
43. oggs --------------- 5 -------------- 19 years -------------- = -14 Fecal Production and Disposal Expert
44. sprint355 ----------- 3 -------------- 24 years -------------- = -21 McDonalds Worker, employee of the week though :-)

Edited by Kentish on Tuesday 4th September 23:19

updated list.

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Orangecurry said:

Nervous sure was on form in 2007.....

Im not sure I like the 'was' in this sentence.

I've had 8 more cars since then, btw, so Im assuming a promotion is due.

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SGirl said:

nervous said:

Orangecurry said:

Nervous sure was on form in 2007.....

Im not sure I like the 'was' in this sentence.

I've had 8 more cars since then, btw, so Im assuming a promotion is due.

Hiya Nervy.

Promotion from King? What to? You can't be a Driving God, that's Richard Hammond.

King-in-Chief? Senior King?

How about Nervy: Winner of the Internet ?

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Orangecurry said:

How should I have phrased my compliment?

Nervous remains funny after all of these years? Nervous has a gift which he haft blessed us with since 1873?

Better. Much better.

orangecurry said:

I was chatting with Stuttgartmetal yesterday evening in the pub, and your name came up.... very interesting stories

In my defence, I was younger then and needed the money.

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touching cloth said:

I prefer Nervy: A winnet on the Internet

I'll take it!