The King of PH.

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madbadger

11,563 posts

244 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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This is a silly game.

You get to be PHking by buying umpteen micras a month for a couple of years but if you have owned a Miura from the day it left Italy and only washed it with your tears you are cleaning up the poo. confused

Me: - Renault 5, Escort, LandRover 90, Laguna, MX5 (3Years), Polo, Tamora (3 Years and counting), Polo = 8 - 13 Years = -5.

Wacky Racer

38,162 posts

247 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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silverback mike said:
74 cars in 10 years. Mind you, this is both my wife and I..hehe I kid you not, and even worse I have written them all down.

bounce


They pay you too well.........

danger mouse

3,828 posts

261 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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Captain Muppet said:
Ok, but only after citing longterm (5 years and counting) CRX custodianism as my downfall too.

What about specific outp...[sush]


I wonder, if I pretend my bikes were twin engined cars...

Actually - as the most annoying part of PH is the cretins who can't pick a bloody car without ten pages of advice from 12-year-olds (who were hoping to find pedos on the net but found pedants instead), why not reward those of us who found the perfect car and stuck with it until it died?[/quote]... the bikes have to be another good reason for factoring in Specific output... for extra hetro point particularly.

All my cars die. cry -10 hetro points right?

Captain Muppet

8,540 posts

265 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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madbadger said:
This is a silly game.

You get to be PHking by buying umpteen micras a month for a couple of years but if you have owned a Miura from the day it left Italy and only washed it with your tears you are cleaning up the poo. confused

Me: - Renault 5, Escort, LandRover 90, Laguna, MX5 (3Years), Polo, Tamora (3 Years and counting), Polo = 8 - 13 Years = -5.



Less silly than real life where you get to be queen for no good reason.

Besides, if you have a Miura you have everything.
Those little fins in the bonnet grill - each of them is slightly different to the one next to it.

magic torch

5,781 posts

222 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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Hmmm, not sure I'd want to be King of this... scratchchin

nervous

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24,050 posts

230 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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silverback mike said:
74 cars in 10 years. Mind you, this is both my wife and I..hehe I kid you not, and even worse I have written them all down.

bounce


how many just for you mikey?

nervous

Original Poster:

24,050 posts

230 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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Captain Muppet said:


Besides, if you have a Miura you have everything.
Those little fins in the bonnet grill - each of them is slightly different to the one next to it.


lime green muira = heaven.

heaven = a place where ill never go.

a place where ill never go = liverpool.

therefore, all muiras are liverpool.

2 sMoKiN bArReLs

30,255 posts

235 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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...what are the perks going to be like?

that is to say, what are the perks going to be, not the geordie way it reads

Captain Muppet

8,540 posts

265 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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danger mouse said:
Captain Muppet said:
danger mouse said:
Ok, but only after citing longterm (5 years and counting) CRX custodianism as my downfall too.

What about specific outp...[sush]


I wonder, if I pretend my bikes were twin engined cars...

Actually - as the most annoying part of PH is the cretins who can't pick a bloody car without ten pages of advice from 12-year-olds (who were hoping to find pedos on the net but found pedants instead), why not reward those of us who found the perfect car and stuck with it until it died?
... the bikes have to be another good reason for factoring in Specific output... for extra hetro point particularly.

All my cars die. cry -10 hetro points right?


For all his whining about bikes he seemed pretty interested in mine, although that could have been the leather trousers.

I've only got four car deaths on my hands.

Hey Nervy - I think you need bonus points for a multipage spread in Evo. That way I get a point for the time they published a picture of my right leg - yeah?

nervous

Original Poster:

24,050 posts

230 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:


that is to say, what are the perks going to be, not the geordie way it reads



rofl

divvana.

Captain Muppet

8,540 posts

265 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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magic torch said:

Hmmm, not sure I'd want to be King of this... scratchchin


Good, that's another loser out of the race.

madbadger

11,563 posts

244 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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nervous said:
Captain Muppet said:


Besides, if you have a Miura you have everything.
Those little fins in the bonnet grill - each of them is slightly different to the one next to it.


lime green muira = heaven.

heaven = a place where ill never go.

a place where ill never go = liverpool.

therefore, all muiras are liverpool.


I want a Liverpool, then cloud9

Just to get me to -4

(Why are the quotes wierd?)

nervous

Original Poster:

24,050 posts

230 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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Captain Muppet said:


Hey Nervy - I think you need bonus points for a multipage spread in Evo.



unfortunatley that means ill get points too. do you really want that?

nervous

Original Poster:

24,050 posts

230 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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Captain Muppet said:
magic torch said:

Hmmm, not sure I'd want to be King of this... scratchchin


Good, that's another loser out of the race.


ssshhh...lark, hes on our team. we cant afford to alienate anyone.

Captain Muppet

8,540 posts

265 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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nervous said:
Captain Muppet said:


Hey Nervy - I think you need bonus points for a multipage spread in Evo.



unfortunatley that means ill get points too. do you really want that?

Log King, Stock King - do I care? I'm on another continent.

nervous

Original Poster:

24,050 posts

230 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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Captain Muppet said:

Log King, Stock King - do I care? I'm on another continent.


yes, but for how long?

NHyde

1,427 posts

248 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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This has been good fun , and stirred up many memories , but what I come up with is :

plus 4 !!

31 years , and 27 cars yikes

2 sMoKiN bArReLs

30,255 posts

235 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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King of PistonHeads rearranged is OF KINDEST POSH GIN

nervous

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24,050 posts

230 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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NHyde said:
This has been good fun , and stirred up many memories , but what I come up with is :

plus 4 !!

31 years , and 27 cars yikes


thats top 5 i think. your in line for president.

nervous

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24,050 posts

230 months

Tuesday 13th February 2007
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2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:
King of PistonHeads rearranged is OF KINDEST POSH GIN


ok, no more coffee for you.