Crap car names....

[tybo]

dougc said:

Mazda Bongo Friendee anyone?

I was behind one of those the other day

[ukross]

ian_c_uk said:

Timberwolf said:

Mitsubishi Mum 500 Shall We Join Us.

I think we have a winner....

That is just laugh-out-loud funny

[tank slapper]

Suzuki Alto Afternoon Tea
Mazda Autozam Carol MeLady
Mitsubishi Canter Guts
Subaru Sambar Dias Astonish!!
Gaylord Gladiator

[Who me ?]

Toyota EMINA -even better looking after some kids had a go at the name

[retro80sboy]

saw such thing as a Toyota Carina "executive" last night!

cant see many executives driving round in an crappy L reg estate car

[Twincharged]

"Superamerica"- I'm not really a fan of America, and the name just says "We've made this especially for bolevard-cruising yanks who were desperate to have a convertible"

And some classic japanese K car names:
Honda That's
Subaru Stella
Suzuki MightyBoy

Finally on principal- Kia Sportage:
When the new model was coming out, Kia paid a group of people to come up with a new name for it. The answer was "Sportage- we realised it was the perfect combination of "sport" and "portage". By which they actually meant "Oh we forgot to do that. Erm... how about just using the old one, can't think of anything better of the top of my head"

[MrKipling43]

Totally genuine:
Daihatsu Rugged Field Sports Resin Top

Honda Life Dunk

Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard

Mitsubishi Mini Active Urban Sandal

Mitsubishi Mum 500 Shall We Join Us

Nissan Big Thumb Harmonised Truck

Suzuki Alto Afternoon Tea

Suzuki Every Joy Pop Turbo

Toyota Estima Lucida G Luxury Joyful Canopy

Yamaha Pantryboy Supreme

Isuzu Big Horn

Mazda Bongo Brawny

Mazda Proceed Marvie Will Breeze

Mitsubishi Canter Guts

Nissan Cedric

Nissan Leopard J Ferie

Subaru Domingo Aladdin

[madleee]

Chris944_S2 said:

Peugeot 505 STD

The model I liked was the GRDT, from a distance it looked like GROT!

[madleee]

tybo said:

dougc said:

Mazda Bongo Friendee anyone?

I was behind one of those the other day

Anyone wanted to amend the badge to say Bong Friend?
Just the thing to go with the Toyota Hookah Pal and Nissan Crack Pipe Mate!

[RenaultAlpineGTA]

Here's a recent one for ya...the Honda Accord Price Fighter.

[gizmo.mp3]

I've recently sold a VW Polo 'Genesis' - which in the depths of my memory was advertised with the help of Phil Collins et al
Before, I had a Vauxhall Cavalier 'Expression' - about the only thing it expressed was boredom, really
Mum had a new Ford Escort 'Cosmopolitan' way back in '88. In fact, she had it until it died, in 2001 or so...

Must say I liked the Vauxhall Cavalier 'Diplomat' - leather seats etc, but it's still a Cavalier, and the Calibra SE, SE2, SE3, SE4, SE5 for sheer originality in naming...

[anonymous-user]

All fords named after top shelf ' gentlemans ' magazines. Escort / Fiesta .
Looking forward to the Ford Razzle or Ford Playboy ( which I have been told are similar publications!)

[hugoagogo]

you forgot the Mini Mayfair

and of course the german-market only Opel Goldenshower

[qube_TA]

Kia Pride

Who are they kidding?!

[Glassman]

AUDI have just bought the rights from Peugeot to produce their own version of the Partner...

The Audi Partner is expected to do well in Mississippi, US.

[Alice Cupra]

I keep seeing around a:

Citroen Saxo Desire.

Poverty spec and slow as anything. Who in their right mind would Desire one of these????

[badger_royale]

Tarpan Honker?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarpan_Honker

[mulletmark]

Honda Jazz(mag)? Or the ironically names Skoda Superb.

Also, they did make a diesel version of the Hyundi Trajet, so I think Hyundi Trajet D is fair game also

[madleee]

There was a micro car built in the 60's called the JANUS.
Imagine how you could change that name?

The name I likes best...
Hillman Avenger Tiger

[Kentish]

Isuzu Big Horn


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