The BAD PARKING thread
Discussion
RizzoTheRat said:
KrazyIvan said:
She has a nice arse and by the looks of it is handy around the house, I think we can forgive her for parking like a div (after a light spanking) 
I'm not convinced yet, I think we need more photographic evidence before drawing any conclusions.Didnt bother actually taking a piccy but cant believe the idiot with the '55 plate RR in Cirencester Majestic.
There are only some 8 spaces or so immediately at the entrance of the shop anyway but what does the stupid bint do? Simply swings in straddling space 2 and 3 on the one side whilst making space 1 impossible to get into. So THREE bloody spaces - out of EIGHT! AT f
kING XMAS.
So having parked at the bed shop - well I will sleep either way; booze or beds - I strolled in (it is a small Majestic) and asked loudly of the staff at the desk if they knew who was driving the RR outside as it is parked like an idiot taking up 3 spaces and blocking another car from getting out easily.
A now slightly timid woman at the till (so she had been there a while) said quietly it was hers and she would move it immediately - leaving hubby to pay I believe. She did give me a look that somehow appeared to be a cross between 'you' and 'oops'.....
Everyoen stared at her as she left to move the tank with her tail between her legs.
Now wish I had piccy'd it!
What goes through these morons minds?????
There are only some 8 spaces or so immediately at the entrance of the shop anyway but what does the stupid bint do? Simply swings in straddling space 2 and 3 on the one side whilst making space 1 impossible to get into. So THREE bloody spaces - out of EIGHT! AT f
kING XMAS.So having parked at the bed shop - well I will sleep either way; booze or beds - I strolled in (it is a small Majestic) and asked loudly of the staff at the desk if they knew who was driving the RR outside as it is parked like an idiot taking up 3 spaces and blocking another car from getting out easily.
A now slightly timid woman at the till (so she had been there a while) said quietly it was hers and she would move it immediately - leaving hubby to pay I believe. She did give me a look that somehow appeared to be a cross between 'you
' and 'oops'.....Everyoen stared at her as she left to move the tank with her tail between her legs.
Now wish I had piccy'd it!
What goes through these morons minds?????
twazzock said:
RizzoTheRat said:
KrazyIvan said:
She has a nice arse and by the looks of it is handy around the house, I think we can forgive her for parking like a div (after a light spanking)
I'm not convinced yet, I think we need more photographic evidence before drawing any conclusions.
Tunku said:
A13 said:
Normally I despise this thread. People have picked and complained about cars that have admittedly been parked badly, but to no impact on others - not in the way of anybody, in an empty carpark etc... That sort of parking I don't care about - if it doesn't make it dangerous, or make it impossible for somebody else to park, or difficult to get out of a space, then who cares..
But, with that in mind, I simply had to contribute as the past two at my mother's home have been crackers!!
First was some stupid woman who steamed into the space and missed my car by about 1cm with her front bumper, got straight out and walked off... The back of her car was literally behind my car, although that doesn't really show up that well in the photo, so couldn't even reverse out in the direction I wanted to.
Second was some carpet company tt - left the car **right** at the very back of the space - when there's about another 7ft he could have used further forward, so it blocked off the entire pavement. I wouldn't mind, but it's a bloody old peoples' home - so they suddenly have to walk an extra 20ft - or 50ft with wheelchairs or zimmer frames (to where the curbs drop) because some fker can't park properly..
So yeah! That's the sort of bad parking I really hate!! (Granted, my Elise isn't parked perfectly straight, but that was due to the car on the other side).
But, with that in mind, I simply had to contribute as the past two at my mother's home have been crackers!!
First was some stupid woman who steamed into the space and missed my car by about 1cm with her front bumper, got straight out and walked off... The back of her car was literally behind my car, although that doesn't really show up that well in the photo, so couldn't even reverse out in the direction I wanted to.
Second was some carpet company t
t - left the car **right** at the very back of the space - when there's about another 7ft he could have used further forward, so it blocked off the entire pavement. I wouldn't mind, but it's a bloody old peoples' home - so they suddenly have to walk an extra 20ft - or 50ft with wheelchairs or zimmer frames (to where the curbs drop) because some fker can't park properly..So yeah! That's the sort of bad parking I really hate!! (Granted, my Elise isn't parked perfectly straight, but that was due to the car on the other side).
[quote=FlauM]First post in this topic. Not mega bad ones - Just cases of people who can't be bothered!!
2: Audi woman who can't park
quote]
Does that look like a car park ding in progress? Gut feeling is that it probably is!
Kind of sums up parking generally....
And Merry Xmas to one and all (Except the arrogant cow at Majestic and most of the muppets highlighted on here....)
2: Audi woman who can't park
quote]
Does that look like a car park ding in progress? Gut feeling is that it probably is!
Kind of sums up parking generally....
And Merry Xmas to one and all (Except the arrogant cow at Majestic and most of the muppets highlighted on here....)
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