RE: Pamela Anderson Stops Whale Penis Car Seats

[SimonSaid]

louismchuge said:

did anyone else imagine borat giving that press release?!

No, but I've just re-read it imagining it in his voice, and it is absolutely perfect!

[jonesyx]

Hmm, I might reconsider my order now..... No more USP......

[Distant]

This is great joke from the penis car because it make happy people to smile. I would enjoy to see blondez repeat sitting on sea brothers penis. At high speed. I would like to make romance explosion on 100 inch penis with Pamela as my wife for the days until ever. [/borat]

[collateral]

First time Pam's turned down the opportunity to sit on a dick

[Ollieb7]

Maybe she didn't like the seats as she couldn't get her mouth round them...

[SimonSaid]

Oh dear, this thread's going to run and run isn't it...

[lankyarcher]

I thought she had a penchant for whale blubber?

[Shabs]

1. BECAUSE BLOND NEXT DOOR HAVE JUST LAMBO.

2. BECAUSE ANY BUGATTI or FERRARI OWNER WILL BE AT YOUR FEET.

3. BECAUSE SHE CAN TELL: MY INTERIOR IS MADE FROM HUNDRED INCH PENIS - WHAT'S ABOUT YOURS?

4. BECAUSE WHEN SHE WILL START PARKING - ALL AROUND WILL RUN AWAY - NOBOY WANT TO START CRASH TESTS.

5. BECAUSE GAS TANKS FROM BOTH SIDES WILL SOLVE MANY PROBLEMS AT GAS STATION.

awesome

Edited by Shabs on Thursday 12th November 14:38

Edited by Shabs on Thursday 12th November 14:39

[robm3]

Shabs said:

1. BECAUSE BLOND NEXT DOOR HAVE JUST LAMBO.

2. BECAUSE ANY BUGATTI or FERRARI OWNER WILL BE AT YOUR FEET.

3. BECAUSE SHE CAN TELL: MY INTERIOR IS MADE FROM HUNDRED INCH PENIS - WHAT'S ABOUT YOURS?

4. BECAUSE WHEN SHE WILL START PARKING - ALL AROUND WILL RUN AWAY - NOBOY WANT TO START CRASH TESTS.

5. BECAUSE GAS TANKS FROM BOTH SIDES WILL SOLVE MANY PROBLEMS AT GAS STATION.

awesome

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WHY BLONDEZ NEED DARTZ.KOMBAT?

"She want it You buy it"

Priceless

[900T-R]

Yeah - get that, Sniff Petrol!

[elster]

lankyarcher said:

AB said:

Probably wants to save them because they're the only animals left with wotsits big enough to touch the sides...

Speak for yourself, she was quite tight last time I was there....

You must be her son, as that was the last time.

[I WISH]

I dunno really ...... penis leather for the seats of this particular vehicle seem somehow quite appropriate

[lankyarcher]

elster said:

lankyarcher said:

AB said:

Probably wants to save them because they're the only animals left with wotsits big enough to touch the sides...

Speak for yourself, she was quite tight last time I was there....

You must be her son, as that was the last time.

Touche...

[mikEsprit]

I thought the article's title was created by shuffling around refrigerator magnets.

[k-ink]

NobleLord said:

Try this page for starters

NL

"She want it. You buy"



The Russian millionaire is clearly a sophisticated individual.

[900T-R]

Has successful businessboy Nikolai already ordered his?

[DiscoColin]

This car simply has to be a spoof now - clearly from the grammar it is none other than Alexandr Orlov from CompareTheMeerkat who is writing the press releases...

[grahamw48]

I once had a wallet made from the stuff.

Really cool...give it a rub and it turned into a suitcase.

[sospan]

well if all the whales are killed where will she find one big enough to....
stopping before it gets too graphic

[FishFace]

Genius.