Tuned/Modified high end vehicles...?

Tuned/Modified high end vehicles...?

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Galsia

2,167 posts

190 months

Tuesday 18th May 2010
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The thing that offends me about these cars is the cheek the tuners have to give them different names. The first one isn't a Gemballa Mirage GT, its a Porsche Carrera GT that Gemballa have added Halfords tat to. Most of these cars are to given an increase of less than 50bhp over the original models.

Imagine if Lamborghini took a Ferrari Enzo and put a silly bodykit on it, increased the horsepower by 40bhp and tried to sell it as a Lamborghini Mirage GT. They wouldn't get away with it, yet Edo, Kahn and Gemballa do. Strange...

TheLurker

1,371 posts

196 months

Tuesday 18th May 2010
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Chris_w666 said:
Most of them are abominations, chav tat for the rich and stupid.

Edited by Chris_w666 on Tuesday 18th May 15:27
Agreed. Although I could cope with the SLR if someone gave it to me.

Lordbenny

8,584 posts

219 months

Tuesday 18th May 2010
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You'll be glad to know that there won't be any new Gemballas as they have closed their doors after going bankrupt a couple of days ago!

jb9193

Original Poster:

809 posts

167 months

Tuesday 18th May 2010
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Lordbenny said:
You'll be glad to know that there won't be any new Gemballas as they have closed their doors after going bankrupt a couple of days ago!
Really? Didn't The previous owner re-open the company in his mothers name or something???
...I read about that somewhere...?

Galsia

2,167 posts

190 months

Tuesday 18th May 2010
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Lordbenny said:
You'll be glad to know that there won't be any new Gemballas as they have closed their doors after going bankrupt a couple of days ago!
I won't be truely happy until I find out that the chap who green-lighted this monstrosity that is the Mirage GT has contracted herpes.



Edited by Galsia on Tuesday 18th May 16:32

Lordbenny

8,584 posts

219 months

Tuesday 18th May 2010
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I go here for most of my supercar related stories! Dont tell anyone though! wink

http://www.gtspirit.com/2010/05/15/gemballa-the-en...

Pony

917 posts

220 months

Tuesday 18th May 2010
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skyslimit said:
james_gt3rs said:
Matt black ruins a lot of those cars.
Agreed. Pointless 'enhancement'. Really horrible.
whereas the matte white on the slr looks brilliant

chriis

859 posts

182 months

Tuesday 18th May 2010
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Only certain cars can pull off matte black and im pretty certain its none of those things.

schmalex

13,616 posts

206 months

Tuesday 18th May 2010
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IMO, anything that has been near either the Gemballa or Kahn workshops is utterly horrific.

The owner of that matte black Bentley deserves a bloody good shoeing

jb9193

Original Poster:

809 posts

167 months

Tuesday 18th May 2010
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Haha no one likes the Bentley, if I see him around again, I'll tell him to sort it out HAHA biggrin

TheRoadWarrior

1,241 posts

178 months

Tuesday 18th May 2010
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Except the D3 they're all gash!

Lordbenny said:
The topic has been raised before, here are three for you!

Firstly...this:
Whats that?! Looks mean smile

Edited by TheRoadWarrior on Tuesday 18th May 17:13

Lordbenny

8,584 posts

219 months

Tuesday 18th May 2010
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TheRoadWarrior said:
Except the D3 they're all gash!

Lordbenny said:
The topic has been raised before, here are three for you!

Firstly...this:
Whats that?! Looks mean smile
Its a car that proves that not ALL Gemballa cars are nasty.

I like the white Mirage too getmecoat


jb9193

Original Poster:

809 posts

167 months

Tuesday 18th May 2010
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Lordbenny said:
TheRoadWarrior said:
Except the D3 they're all gash!

Lordbenny said:
The topic has been raised before, here are three for you!

Firstly...this:
Whats that?! Looks mean smile
Its a car that proves that not ALL Gemballa cars are nasty.

I like the white Mirage too getmecoat

I prefer the white one to the one I saw! Looks cleaner and tidier if you know what I mean

ShadownINja

76,360 posts

282 months

Tuesday 18th May 2010
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Strangely, some of those Cayennes look smaller and more like Max Powered hot hatches... which got me thinking... it's a shame Porsche don't produce a luxury hot hatch.

B3njamin

1,129 posts

187 months

Tuesday 18th May 2010
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Gemballa Mirage GT - The paintscheme and exhausts make it look like a fairground bumper car.
Rinspeed Chopster - Is that red rim-tape?
Gemballa GT750 - The grill wouldn't look bad in gloss black but they chose funky-baby-poo-brown instead.
Lumma CLR500 - Not bad, quite like it.
Alpina D3 - Badges seem to have been purchased from the styling section in Halfords.
Overfinch Sport - No more ostentatious than the original car - The letters on the nose might as well say "Compensating For Small Penis" or for the women: "I Have Daddy Issues"
Brabus E-Class - The wheels look a bit odd but it's not bad looking.
Revere Vogue - This must be a photoshop mockery surely?
Kahn Sport - Ostentatious and brash, I suspect quite pricey too.
Brabus S-Class - Not bad looking, again the wheels seem out of place.
Revere Sport - The same as the previous except it appears to have two exhaust pipes this time - Must be a joke.
Matte Black M3 - Interesting, not sure what to think.
Gemballa GT550 - Very strange Peugeot 106gti style body kit on the side and odd looking stance thanks to the wheels.
Matte Black Arnage - The original car looks good but the matte black makes it look boring.
Matte White SLR - Hey, that looks very smart... Easily the nicest of the bunch.

I suppose the extrovert styling is the give the cars "Road Presence"?
Most of them look like the chavvy cars that park outside McDonalds, albeit with more money spent.

Don1

15,949 posts

208 months

Tuesday 18th May 2010
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Isn't the 'Matte M3' actually an M5? Those four doors...

PhillipM

6,520 posts

189 months

Tuesday 18th May 2010
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Chav + lottery win = all these in a garage.

Zad

12,700 posts

236 months

Tuesday 18th May 2010
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Here is something more attractive:



Hope that helps.

skene

2,290 posts

172 months

Tuesday 18th May 2010
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I cloud9 that BMW M3, in matte black it looks positivly hum-drum I had to double take to make sure it was an M3!

Killer2005

19,643 posts

228 months

Tuesday 18th May 2010
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I like the Alpina and Overfinch, the rest are awful