S Line Luxuary's words of wisdom
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Reminds me of a poster on other motoring related forums (user name was, IIRC "Squirrel", not sure if he is a member here). He had a similar unhealthy relationship with his A4. Well, I say his A4, he had a few - the few posts where he strayed from the subject of just how miraculous the Audi car was were the ones where he admitted to driving like a cock, racing on the road, several near misses (safespeed had a forum all for him) and perhaps the best one, asking if there was a "common fault" with his car ... but no, Audi fans can calm down, of course it wasn't the quality German engineering at fault, just the fact that he was a complete numbnuts who fell asleep at the wheel and stuffed the car into a field at speed.
Twincam16 said:
Anyone asked him if he walked into a VW dealership and ticked the 'gullible' box on the options list for his Golf yet?
There is something odd about Audi fans though. They're like Manchester United fans. For some reason it's not enough for them to merely support their favourite team. They want you to support it too. They'll have a set of rehearsed arguments about how 'we' are the unassailably best team in the world, and that no-one else should have any business supporting anyone else, and that after all the effort the marketing department and youth school have put in you can still find yourself able to support Wigan Athletic, you've somehow personally let the great Sir Alec Ferguson down.
And if you don't fall for their messianic zeal, they'll get all angry and threaten you with violence.
Even Chelsea fans (and I hate Chelsea) are perfectly accepting of Londoners supporting Arsenal, West Ham, Spurs, Fulham etc, but if there's anyone within a 100-mile radius of Manchester supporting anyone other than Manchester United, the United fan gets all furious.
Same with Audi fanboys. Suggest that other cars have other qualities that you prefer and they explode.
Very true!
Hitch78 said:
300bhp/ton said:
Hitch78 said:
People in glass houses should not throw stones 300bhp/t:
He blindly loves S Line A3s almost as much as you blindly love yank rubbish!
True as it may be, I think you'd be amazed at the number and variety of cars I talk about He blindly loves S Line A3s almost as much as you blindly love yank rubbish!
but all the links are in my profile if you so wish. 
t, no they're not, you know nothing, Mustang, Mustang, Camaro..."All adds to life's rich tapestry of course!
Edited by Hitch78 on Monday 5th July 13:57
Don't forget, Honda's (esp DC2 ITR's), R53 MINI's, Jag's (most of them bar the S Type), Landy's, Impreza's, RX8's, TVR's and lots others...
Richard-G said:
i know we have ph clothing, can i be the first to ask for an s line luxuray line of clothing? With some of his words of wisdom emblazoned across the front of them? Ultimate injoke amongst ph'ers? Bumper stickers? 'my other cas is an s-line TDI' etc
I'd like one that just says 'the imagine....'
Twincam16 said:
Anyone asked him if he walked into a VW dealership and ticked the 'gullible' box on the options list for his Golf yet?
There is something odd about Audi fans though. They're like Manchester United fans. For some reason it's not enough for them to merely support their favourite team. They want you to support it too. They'll have a set of rehearsed arguments about how 'we' are the unassailably best team in the world, and that no-one else should have any business supporting anyone else, and that after all the effort the marketing department and youth school have put in you can still find yourself able to support Wigan Athletic, you've somehow personally let the great Sir Alec Ferguson down.
And if you don't fall for their messianic zeal, they'll get all angry and threaten you with violence.
Even Chelsea fans (and I hate Chelsea) are perfectly accepting of Londoners supporting Arsenal, West Ham, Spurs, Fulham etc, but if there's anyone within a 100-mile radius of Manchester supporting anyone other than Manchester United, the United fan gets all furious.
Same with Audi fanboys. Suggest that other cars have other qualities that you prefer and they explode.
I certainly get that impression with 300 and his American cars (although not that bad), most BMW fan boys, most Ferrari/porsche etc fan boys, fan boys of classics, fan boys of moderns, fanboys of French cars, fanboys of cars that haven't got the badge of a fezza or a Prosche etc but are just as good and want to make sure everyone knows it. Although you might not want to admit it, you are all fan boys of something.
Almost as bad as saying that "had a bad motor from a car company or i heard about someone who did so all their cars are s
t.....Deffinately a wind up- S Line in useful post shocker.
S Line Luxury said:
common problem on the hdi (well it is french, what isnt a common problem)
Pulley is around 90 quid from ECP
Not too hard to diy, sort it sooner rather than later mind
Who is it though? Is it really 300 in a reverse psychology move to get us switching over to cars from that side of the pond?Pulley is around 90 quid from ECP
Not too hard to diy, sort it sooner rather than later mind
Edited by Vidal Baboon on Monday 12th July 22:51
300bhp/ton said:
Turning up at a wedding, which cars?
The first is my favourite reply on PH ever. Laugh out loud material. I thought he was taking the pi$$!S Line Luxury said:
i have the S-line if you would like to arrive in style?
S Line Luxury said:
sorry didnt mean to offend anyone the offers there, i would feel proud turning up in an audi
Whilst I still think he's just a joker, the follow up made me think that actually there is a guy out there living at home with 100% of his take home pay being ploughed into german hatchback and it has become his obsession, his world...
Still think he's funny though!
Richard-G said:
i know we have ph clothing, can i be the first to ask for an s line luxuray line of clothing? With some of his words of wisdom emblazoned across the front of them? Ultimate injoke amongst ph'ers? Bumper stickers? 'my other cas is an s-line TDI' etc
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