S Line Luxuary's words of wisdom

[Richard-G]

TotalControl said:

Twincam16 said:

TotalControl said:

Twincam16 said:

Imagine there's no S-line
It's easy if you try
No carpeting below us
Above us only velour

Imagine all the Audis
Fitted without toys

Imagine there's no diesel
It isn't hard to do
No TDI torque to boast
And no power too

Imagine all the Audis
Powered by straight-fives

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day Ghia and M-Sport will join us
And executives will be as one

Imagine no air conditioning
I wonder if you can
No need for wood or leather
A brotherhood of VAG

Imagine all the Audis
Sharing the outside lane

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day S-Line Luxury will join us
And Pistonheads will be as one

Sam, how long did that take you?

I was driving back from Cholmedeley the other day and Imagine came on the radio. I inadvertantly found myself suffering fits of convulsive laughter upon hearing the word 'imagine', and next time I went on the thread Googled up the lyrics in a separate window and changed them accordingly while typing them out.

Now that's dedication for you people.

needs to be done, +1 internets to the first person to get 'my other cars an s line' tattoo

Edited by Richard-G on Monday 19th July 20:24

[Twincam16]

Richard-G said:

TotalControl said:

Twincam16 said:

TotalControl said:

Twincam16 said:

Imagine there's no S-line
It's easy if you try
No carpeting below us
Above us only velour

Imagine all the Audis
Fitted without toys

Imagine there's no diesel
It isn't hard to do
No TDI torque to boast
And no power too

Imagine all the Audis
Powered by straight-fives

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day Ghia and M-Sport will join us
And executives will be as one

Imagine no air conditioning
I wonder if you can
No need for wood or leather
A brotherhood of VAG

Imagine all the Audis
Sharing the outside lane

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day S-Line Luxury will join us
And Pistonheads will be as one

Sam, how long did that take you?

I was driving back from Cholmedeley the other day and Imagine came on the radio. I inadvertantly found myself suffering fits of convulsive laughter upon hearing the word 'imagine', and next time I went on the thread Googled up the lyrics in a separate window and changed them accordingly while typing them out.

Now that's dedication for you people.

needs to be done, +1 internets to the first person to get 'my other cars an s line' tattoo

Edited by Richard-G on Monday 19th July 20:24

Or merely a sticker to put on the rear of an R8, RS4, original ur-quattro etc

[Mr Dave]

TuxMan said:

Oh my god i,ve just bought a Audi S-line !!! hang my head in shame














on the upside its got a bloody great diesel V8 in it

You should still be able to take it back.

[LuS1fer]

And in the same spirit..


S-S-Line
Go to my head
Make me forget that it's
So very sl-o-ow

S-S-Line
It's up to you
All I can do, I've done
Bad memories won't go
Bad memories won't go

I'd have sworn
That with time
TDI
Would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
That it's only a
Posh shed

S-S-Line
Don't come close to me
You're destined to be alone
They're tearing apart
My four-ringed car

[Twincam16]

Fire up the S-Line!