Interesting lunch break with fake policeman...
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Flying Toilet said:
Cyder said:
What's his number plate and where? I feel a fake plod baiting session coming on! 
Don't want to give his plate out till all reported but I was pulled over here:http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&a...
Back on topic, what a tit
yoof full chav said:
ShadownINja said:
yoof full chav said:
ShadownINja said:
yoof full chav said:
ShadownINja said:
pbickerd said:
Thats hilarious.
If you got his plates report to the police. For all you know he could be a real nutter. Imagine if he pulled over a woman like that at night alone etc, they pull over assuming he is a police officer.
Thanks for the idea.If you got his plates report to the police. For all you know he could be a real nutter. Imagine if he pulled over a woman like that at night alone etc, they pull over assuming he is a police officer.
We only just got him calmed down after the last time someone mentioned a certain type of panel sided vehicle
What?
Carfiend said:
How much do I want him to pull over someone in CID or a BiB off duty.
Moron: "You should slow down and I am reporting you to the police!"
Plod in Disguise: "I am the police" *Shows Moron Warrant Card*
Like the Rikki Fulton Supercop sketch.Moron: "You should slow down and I am reporting you to the police!"
Plod in Disguise: "I am the police" *Shows Moron Warrant Card*
"Right Sunshine, what's your name?"
"Taggart"
"First name?"
"Chief Inspector"
Carfiend said:
How much do I want him to pull over someone in CID or a BiB off duty.
Moron: "You should slow down and I am reporting you to the police!"
Plod in Disguise: "I am the police" *Shows Moron Warrant Card*
Video possibly NSFWMoron: "You should slow down and I am reporting you to the police!"
Plod in Disguise: "I am the police" *Shows Moron Warrant Card*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s6CPnRQvsM&fea...
5'27 in......
t, wouldn't he have to drive like a bigger t
Anything to do with this I wonder...http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
I hope I come across him at some point. He might not enjoy the outcome of our meeting.
That would the best five minutes of my life if it happened to me.
I think I'd either do the repeater (repeat everything he says) or else the 'meow' game. How many 'meows' can you get into the conversation.
Then I'd nick him.
On a serious note: Crime prevention advice.
1)An officer must be in UNIFORM to require a vehicle to stop.
2)If it looks legitimate but you're still not happy, stop, lock doors, wind the window down a crack and ask them what their business is.
3)Still not happy? Say you'll talk
when they've radioed for uniform to join you.
4)Proper not happy: Either don't stop (but don't drive like a tit either) or drive to nearest 24 hour police station. Call police to report incident as soon as it's safe.
I think I'd either do the repeater (repeat everything he says) or else the 'meow' game. How many 'meows' can you get into the conversation.
Then I'd nick him.
On a serious note: Crime prevention advice.
1)An officer must be in UNIFORM to require a vehicle to stop.
2)If it looks legitimate but you're still not happy, stop, lock doors, wind the window down a crack and ask them what their business is.
3)Still not happy? Say you'll talk
when they've radioed for uniform to join you.
4)Proper not happy: Either don't stop (but don't drive like a tit either) or drive to nearest 24 hour police station. Call police to report incident as soon as it's safe.
WeirdNeville said:
That would the best five minutes of my life if it happened to me.
I think I'd either do the repeater (repeat everything he says) or else the 'meow' game. How many 'meows' can you get into the conversation.
Then I'd nick him.
What if he stopped you for littering and littering and littering and littering and...I think I'd either do the repeater (repeat everything he says) or else the 'meow' game. How many 'meows' can you get into the conversation.
Then I'd nick him.
WeirdNeville said:
bigandclever said:
WeirdNeville said:
drive to nearest 24 hour police station.
Very droll.Flying Toilet said:
Sorry being lazy so cut and paste my post from Herts, Beds, Bucks & Cambs Spotted thread...What do you guys make of this?!
Nutter in a 54 plate Black Vectra with a LCD panel in the back window which reads *** KEEP OUR ROADS SAFER SLOW DOWN ***
Got 'pulled over' by this gentleman at lunch between Potton and Sandy. I was enjoying the road at around the legal pace (60 mph) before catching said car. The message changed in the LCD to *** STOP! PLEASE PULL OVER! *** so I did thinking it was a undercover car....
Out gets a fat, balding 50 something with a leaflet on speeding and warned me that he will be informing the Police of my speed.
I told him I was reporting him and his car to the Police for impersonating an officer and he got back in his car speeding off changing the LCD message once more to *** THANK YOU HAVE A SAFE JOURNEY ***.
What an odd man, but one of my most entertaining lunchbreaks for a while.
FFS!! Nutter in a 54 plate Black Vectra with a LCD panel in the back window which reads *** KEEP OUR ROADS SAFER SLOW DOWN ***
Got 'pulled over' by this gentleman at lunch between Potton and Sandy. I was enjoying the road at around the legal pace (60 mph) before catching said car. The message changed in the LCD to *** STOP! PLEASE PULL OVER! *** so I did thinking it was a undercover car....
Out gets a fat, balding 50 something with a leaflet on speeding and warned me that he will be informing the Police of my speed.
I told him I was reporting him and his car to the Police for impersonating an officer and he got back in his car speeding off changing the LCD message once more to *** THANK YOU HAVE A SAFE JOURNEY ***.
What an odd man, but one of my most entertaining lunchbreaks for a while.
What a bellend.
coley20 said:
Flying Toilet said:
Cyder said:
What's his number plate and where? I feel a fake plod baiting session coming on!
Don't want to give his plate out till all reported but I was pulled over here:http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&a...
Back on topic, what a tit
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