Am i the only one who names their cars?

[Switch`]

My Cappuccino is called Maz

[soda]

I've named my car when one of the caliper bolts was stuck, lots of names. And none of them repeatable here.

[sinizter]

My wife names them - Her A3 is Simon and my Z4 is Allegra.

[jardinec]

My wife used to name her cars a few years back, not sure why she stopped.

Betsy (old toyota or something)
Norrie (Nova)
Reggie (Renault 5)
Sammy (Saxo)

[TriumphVitesse]

I do not but my missus does. A few years ago I had an Aubergine Cortina Mk 2 1600E. When I got it home She christened it 'Moose'. When I asked why She said that because the car is Aubergine and you use Aubergines when making a Mousakka....hence Moose!!

How daft is that??

PS - Do I win £5?

[B.J.W]

sinizter said:

Her A3 is Simon

Nice and Simple..

[powwerr]

I do. Got it from my mum who calls all of her cars the same name ??

1st car - dildo ( i found a tiny Diplodocus toy under one of the rear seats and decided to name the car in relation. Dildo the Diplodocus dinosaur.

2nd - Rambo (it was red and loud and preffered to be mauled everywhere, when you drove it nice it started getting lumpy and pissed off)

3rd- Puggy (p reg with ugg at the end)

4th- had it a week

5th- Borat (i know its not funny or clever)

[Bill]

SWMBO names our more characterful cars, so the Landy was KT (first letters of the plate, and now our daughter's name, well Katie anyway) and the campervan is Stinky as the number plate is BHO (BO...). Our other cars remain unnamed.

[DaveL485]

smileykylie said:

DaveL485 said:

Yeah. I sometimes refer to mine as "Pot Noodle", because its dirty, and you want it

like it!

I also have 'Alex' (For obvious reasons)

[DaveL485]

markCSC said:

Scrote the Ford Escort

[bobr]

powwerr said:

Got it from my mum... dildo

You have issues

[Nash_wrx]

We have

Dusty - The Pajero 2.5TDI swb
Mr. Two - Toyota MR2
Mr. Werx - Impreza wrx
Fred - Renault Laguna 2.0T

[winshent]

My 306 diesel was called The Dirty French Slut...

My Focus is called the Rally Slag..

[LukeSi]

My dad's Rio is called, The Rio,

The mother's picanto is called "The s***ty slow thing"

[hidetheelephants]

Mine were all derived from the reg letters:

Hovis was a Corsa P***HOV
Curtis was a kitcar CTU***S
Wilson was a 110 C***WLS

The current one doesn't have a name yet as it's in disgrace with a broken engine and a problematic reg D***PAK

• I have asterisked the numbers because I can never remember them and can't be bothered to go and look, rather than because of paranoia about ringing.

[Bill]

Nash_wrx said:

Mr. Two - Toyota MR2

They're all called that Although ours ended up Senor Dos.

[Ponk]

My parents have always named their cars so it's been passed down to me. My first car was a Polo with the reg ending DPP so it became Dopey. My Rallye was originally named by my mother and try as I might the name stuck so it will always be known as Fifi la Rallye.

My g/f had a Fiesta called Esther T Fiesta and she's on to the originally named Penny Peugeot now.

[vrooom]

My girlfriend (now wife) used named her first car, Black ford escort 1.4 LX, Lorey.

It started with L on reg and it was black.

[Pothole]

Enhorning. or The Limo (christened by some guys at work)

[Davi]

the wife names her car, her current one is Ted though I honestly have no clue why. She's given up trying to make a name stick with any of mine because I call it "the Audi" or "the heap" or "my car" depending on the conversation it's being included in.