Right 9 points now, what can I get to help me drive legally?

Right 9 points now, what can I get to help me drive legally?

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mp3manager

4,254 posts

197 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2011
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carmonk said:
What an embarrassing thread. "I can't drive so is there a device that can do it for me?" Yes, it's called a bus.
hehe

Only a matter of time before Tampon gets banned, so that'll be one less crap driver on the road. \0/

wombat172a

1,455 posts

184 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2011
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Morris Minor, Classic Mini, Series Land Rover etc. See where I'm going with this?

The fun of driving at half the speed.

geeteeaye

2,369 posts

160 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2011
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Just pass on any further speeding tickets onto the other half/brother/etc and if stopped for something giving points, give someone elses details (having made sure they are a named driver to make it plausible, maybe even some fake ID). If the worst comes to the worst, at least you'll be banged up instead of disqualified. getmecoat

thewhooshparrot

130 posts

179 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2011
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e36 bmw with obc?
Has the option to set it so it beeps when over a limit set by you or alternatively an audi a3,which again you can set the dash computer limit to beep/flash up over a preset limit.

TheStoat

1,498 posts

222 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2011
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I have to say that the suggestions of anything vaguely "classic" are heading in the right direction in my opinion. Not only do older cars tend to have a fecking huge speedo in plain view but the lack of a 5th or even 4th gear means you're really sensitive to the speed you're doing. An old Moggie can be plenty reliable enough too and they are comfortable. Get used to being part of the traffic with everyone sailing by, no tooting just people overtaking, sometimes even with a smile

You'll blend in to the scenery as far as the fuzz are concerned. You'll find it's much harder to speed by mistake because it takes an age to build up to even 30 mph and as a bonus your insurance shouldn't be crippling, even with 9 points...

Think classic car, you know it makes sense smile

Tampon

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4,637 posts

226 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2011
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mp3manager said:
carmonk said:
What an embarrassing thread. "I can't drive so is there a device that can do it for me?" Yes, it's called a bus.
hehe

Only a matter of time before Tampon gets banned, so that'll be one less crap driver on the road. \0/
Cheers boys, fingers crossed. biggrin

Ironic we are all members of a site where speed matters !

I will lay 50 quid cash that both of you would go over the speed limit by 10% once on a journey of 45 mins, even trying. If you would like to earn it give me a shout. biglaugh

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Edited by Tampon on Wednesday 2nd March 19:36

Tampon

Original Poster:

4,637 posts

226 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2011
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TheStoat said:
I have to say that the suggestions of anything vaguely "classic" are heading in the right direction in my opinion. Not only do older cars tend to have a fecking huge speedo in plain view but the lack of a 5th or even 4th gear means you're really sensitive to the speed you're doing. An old Moggie can be plenty reliable enough too and they are comfortable. Get used to being part of the traffic with everyone sailing by, no tooting just people overtaking, sometimes even with a smile

You'll blend in to the scenery as far as the fuzz are concerned. You'll find it's much harder to speed by mistake because it takes an age to build up to even 30 mph and as a bonus your insurance shouldn't be crippling, even with 9 points...

Think classic car, you know it makes sense smile
I have to drive to the south of france and paris a few times this year so bought the vectra as it sits nice and quiet on the motorway and has cruise and was cheapy cheap, a oldie just isn't going to cut it for 600 miles in a day with 40 mpg to boot.

Yeah the gear selected is what did me, I was in fifth trying to save that bloody expensive fuel, and it just crept up, you don;t hear the change in speed nor feel it in that gear. One of the things I am now doing holding a lower gear.

john_p

7,073 posts

251 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2011
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TheEnd said:
The Garmin 205 should work, just wedge it under the accelerator pedal.
rofl

Tampon

Original Poster:

4,637 posts

226 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2011
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thewhooshparrot said:
e36 bmw with obc?
Has the option to set it so it beeps when over a limit set by you or alternatively an audi a3,which again you can set the dash computer limit to beep/flash up over a preset limit.
I think you set the limit for one road at a time ( normally the motorway ) with that system( I might be wrong ), trying to find something for a 100 quid or so rather than a new car.

Had some good news, the original 6 points runs out next july so not as long as i thought it was, will be spending a couple of months out of the country so looks like it is down to 13 months of driving miss daisy.

wombat172a

1,455 posts

184 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2011
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Tampon said:
TheStoat said:
I have to say that the suggestions of anything vaguely "classic" are heading in the right direction in my opinion. Not only do older cars tend to have a fecking huge speedo in plain view but the lack of a 5th or even 4th gear means you're really sensitive to the speed you're doing. An old Moggie can be plenty reliable enough too and they are comfortable. Get used to being part of the traffic with everyone sailing by, no tooting just people overtaking, sometimes even with a smile

You'll blend in to the scenery as far as the fuzz are concerned. You'll find it's much harder to speed by mistake because it takes an age to build up to even 30 mph and as a bonus your insurance shouldn't be crippling, even with 9 points...

Think classic car, you know it makes sense smile
I have to drive to the south of france and paris a few times this year so bought the vectra as it sits nice and quiet on the motorway and has cruise and was cheapy cheap, a oldie just isn't going to cut it for 600 miles in a day with 40 mpg to boot.

Yeah the gear selected is what did me, I was in fifth trying to save that bloody expensive fuel, and it just crept up, you don;t hear the change in speed nor feel it in that gear. One of the things I am now doing holding a lower gear.
Just get an underpowered crap box then. Fiat Uno with a FIRE engine, or a Pug 106 diesel thing etc. Yea it won't be the most luxurious ride, but if it's gonna save my licence it would be my choice. Speed detection technology isn't guaranteed (especially as it's easy to ignore), but a crap box will solve your lead foot problem.

mph1977

12,467 posts

169 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2011
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Blue Meanie said:
Self control?
an eye test ?

and some proper driver training by joining a RoSPA RoADA or IAM group

Tampon

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4,637 posts

226 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2011
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geeteeaye said:
Just pass on any further speeding tickets onto the other half/brother/etc and if stopped for something giving points, give someone elses details (having made sure they are a named driver to make it plausible, maybe even some fake ID). If the worst comes to the worst, at least you'll be banged up instead of disqualified. getmecoat
Ahhhh, the old go big or go home life mantra.

I like it, but don;t think the future wife is going to feel that happy about it.

Tampon

Original Poster:

4,637 posts

226 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2011
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wombat172a said:
Just get an underpowered crap box then. Fiat Uno with a FIRE engine, or a Pug 106 diesel thing etc. Yea it won't be the most luxurious ride, but if it's gonna save my licence it would be my choice. Speed detection technology isn't guaranteed (especially as it's easy to ignore), but a crap box will solve your lead foot problem.
Relying on a machine is as much use a relying on a electronic device, I personally need to not go over.

Bear in mind both cases I got points for were both under 40mph, I don;t speed on the motorway, I cruise at 70mph, one road was 2 miles long and I got pinged 300metres before a limit increase to 60 and one was in the country coming out of a nsl and slowing down, just not fast enough, I would have done the same thing in a uno, I wasn't ragging it. That is the bit that worries me, i really don;t think I have a lead foot, I ride motorbikes, scooters, vans and trucks, I drive around the speed limit like most, checking, as long as the needle was nearer to the 30 than the 40 I was happy, but I have been caught twice, one time I messed up with the court procedures and got slapped with a extra 3 points. With out that I would feel fine carrying 6 points, down to 3 in about a year, but I have it and now worried I will get stung again, so now have to drive with the needle under the 30 for a year. I need to change my driving and want something to aid me.

At least the road angel thing will warn me if I creep above the uno/106 won;t do anything but be a uncomfortable with just as much chance of doing what I have done before

carmonk

7,910 posts

188 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2011
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Tampon said:
I will lay 50 quid cash that both of you would go over the speed limit by 10% once on a journey of 45 mins, even trying. If you would like to earn it give me a shout. biglaugh
Done. Let me know how I can prove this (at no expense to me) and I'll undertake five of those journeys every day and bill you monthly. If I exceed the speed limit, which I do on most journeys (intentionally) then I'm observant and make sure I don't get caught, or crash. In half a million miles I've been caught once, and that was after doing 135 in a 60 which wasn't something that crept up on me (although the cop car was, I had to slow down to let him catch up).

pinchmeimdreamin

9,973 posts

219 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2011
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http://www.microfuzion.co.uk/proddetail.asp?prod=M...

£50 including free updates

Job done.

Steve in Stoke

6,374 posts

185 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2011
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The Tomtom Live units have up to date speed limit info - the speed turns red when you go 10% over the current limit, and mine is accurate to within 15-20m of a limit change. Very impressive.

As above, driver training could well be advantageous to you, and you could do a lot worse than speaking to Julian at http://www.ridedrive.co.uk to see what he can offer.

deveng

3,917 posts

181 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2011
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Tampon said:
I would like something that monitors my speed
I have exactly what you want.

A speedo.

Then, I observe the speed limit using my observation skills and I don't let the speedo exceed the speed limit.

I know, I know, I shouldn't bang on about my brilliant idea without relevant patents or protection, but my god, I think the driving masses deserve this information.

mp3manager

4,254 posts

197 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2011
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Tampon said:
Cheers boys, fingers crossed. biggrin

Ironic we are all members of a site where speed matters !

I will lay 50 quid cash that both of you would go over the speed limit by 10% once on a journey of 45 mins, even trying. If you would like to earn it give me a shout. biglaugh
Wrong again monkey boy!

I'm a truck-driver, my licence is vocational therefore no licence = no job, no car & no house.





anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2011
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mp3manager said:
hehe

Only a matter of time before Tampon gets banned, so that'll be one less crap driver on the road. \0/
Another perfect PH driver, never been caught speeding then?

mp3manager

4,254 posts

197 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2011
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yonex said:
Another perfect PH driver, never been caught speeding then?
No....see above.