Oh God Audi, look what you've gone and done now!

Oh God Audi, look what you've gone and done now!

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spud989

2,751 posts

181 months

Tuesday 22nd March 2011
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Has a rather fat arse. Depends how much junk you like in your trunk, I guess..

BlueMR2

8,656 posts

203 months

Tuesday 22nd March 2011
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Funk said:
Wrong. This is the best-looking car Audi have designed in a long time:



I want this so hard.
Taking inspiration from Corvette and making a Corvette has actually improved the Audi lineup.

JohnnyRims

900 posts

160 months

Tuesday 22nd March 2011
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Funk said:
Wrong. This is the best-looking car Audi have designed in a long time:

{edited because netwshowcars is rubbish, and despite having the url embedded in them picture, they won't allow hotlinking. I'll find another source.}

I want this so hard.





fk you, netshowcars.

Edited by Funk on Tuesday 22 March 00:26
But how would people looking at that KNOW it was an Audi? Better make it look like an A4, just to preserve the imagine.

Funk

26,294 posts

210 months

Tuesday 22nd March 2011
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JohnnyRims said:
But how would people looking at that KNOW it was an Audi? Better make it look like an A4, just to preserve the imagine.
Such a shame though, it shows that Audi CAN design something stunning, even if it is a homage to a legendary car.

BlueMR2

8,656 posts

203 months

Tuesday 22nd March 2011
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Looks a bit LFA from the front and corolla from the back.

kchika

246 posts

161 months

Tuesday 22nd March 2011
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adycav said:
Is the A7 to the A6 what the A5 is to the A4?

nuts
This.

charge

538 posts

237 months

Tuesday 22nd March 2011
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I followed the pre launch of this car with excitement, the tricksy pics and Riva inspired wood detail for the dash.
Then I saw the launch car at the dealers and cooled down 50%, but though, I am not 65 yet, or a Market trader so would still prefer it to a DFS CLS.
Then I saw one in the cold hard light of day, the front didn't stand out at all, then noticed as it went past 'oh, an A7' then saw the back and started dry wretchin! Its along the lines of something going through the poo throng, like the crossfire.

Dogmeat

91 posts

202 months

Tuesday 22nd March 2011
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Shame its only a 4 seater, cant see that appealing to many.

clonmult

10,529 posts

210 months

Tuesday 22nd March 2011
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Twincam16 said:
Zod said:
It's horrible. An Audi clone of the 5 Series GT. Ugly, ugly, ugly.
God no! The 5GT looks like it's wearing a backpack.
This + a million

The 5GT is quite stupendously ugly, it has possibly the worst backend of any car in years, the Audi isn't necessarily one of the best looking cars on the road, but its leagues ahead of the 5GT.


DennisTheMenace

15,603 posts

269 months

Tuesday 22nd March 2011
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Twincam16 said:
You've only gone and made a stunning-looking car!

I had committed myself to a strict policy of Audi-loathing. Ever since the 80/90/100/200 and Quattro shuffled off this mortal coil Ingolstadt's styling department has done absolutely nothing to interest me whatsoever.

But then I caught sight of one of these beauties and for some reason I can't help but stare when one glides by. A7 Sportback:

I think it's that rear end. That really sharp fastback, Kamm-tail and neat rear light clusters remind me of various '60s/'70s Italian GTs. I'm seeing Maserati Ghibli, Iso Lele and Lamborghini Jarama in that.



Front's not bad either. Less 'corporate' and the sharp-angled hexagonal theme is more Lamborghini Espada than Audi saloon.



And then there's the interior, which actually appears to have been designed with something approaching 'flair':



And to top it all, people are buying them in colours other than Resale Silver, including a stunning metallic pea-green straight off a '70s Italian concept car.

I think I might be ill. Help.
Try here www.specsavers.co.uk , Sportback or whatever audi call thier hatchbacks, its just ugly, apt colour though, same as the 5 series "gert turd"

Beefmeister

16,482 posts

231 months

Tuesday 22nd March 2011
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Funk said:
Wrong. This is the best-looking car Audi have designed in a long time:

{edited because netcarshow is rubbish, and despite having the url embedded in them picture, they won't allow hotlinking. I'll find another source.}

fk you, netcarshow.
If you look above the images on Netcarshow, you'll see a little box with the code for direct hotlinking. It gives you the image with a Netcarshow logo:



And that gives you this:



Chicane-UK

3,861 posts

186 months

Tuesday 22nd March 2011
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Twincam16 said:
You've only gone and made a stunning-looking car!

I wholeheartedly disagree. That thing is REALLY nasty.

anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 22nd March 2011
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Why cant they just name their cars from tiny all the way through to extra large with the dereviatives in between.

530dTPhil

1,377 posts

219 months

Tuesday 22nd March 2011
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I saw one of these in the new Bristol showroom a couple of weeks ago and it looked stunning. Loads of room inside and a huge boot. Agreed to go for a test drive in a demonstrator 3.0 TDi Quattro. The outside colour was a sort of slag heap grey and the interior was very light grey, a terrible combination. All that could be seen in the rear view mirror was the reflection from the light coloured parcel shelf.
The car was very average and unexciting to drive and certainly not worth £8-10K over the A6 saloon that I was told.
More telling was the fact that there were loads of cars available from stock in a wide range of specifications and colours. When pushed, the salesperson admitted that they had not sold a single car since launch on late January!
He also admitted that Audi had got it wrong by making the car strictly a four seater with just four seat belts. There is room for a fifth person in the back but no seat belt. Apparently Audi have acknowledged the problem and will make the change for future production.

Bonefish Blues

26,782 posts

224 months

Tuesday 22nd March 2011
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My first and only experience of an A7 was one riding my arse trying to get me to speed up to clear a queue of traffic in L2.

Noted as he roared off how much like the old Audi Coupe GT the rear was, and how it had a little flippy-up spoiler.

That's all really.

ETA My bad, I meant the AUDI 100 Coupe S 1970 - 1976

Edited by Bonefish Blues on Tuesday 22 March 08:50

ajprice

27,506 posts

197 months

Tuesday 22nd March 2011
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Bonefish Blues said:
Noted as he roared off how much like the old Audi Coupe GT the rear was, and how it had a little flippy-up spoiler.
Rear spoiler that pops up at 80mph... he did indeed roar off then hehe

The Black Flash

13,735 posts

199 months

Tuesday 22nd March 2011
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Nothing about that makes me want it.