Just come back to my car and found....
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I am guessing yours also likes to take her top off in summer. Filthy. I had this recently when I had parked up for 5 minutes in the town centre to pop into the bank. I came back to see two lads sitting on my bonnet! Wondering what the hell they were up to I paced up to them and noticed (it was dark) their mate across the street taking photos of them!
To be fair they apologised and were nice enough, asked about the car and if they could take a few more snaps. Not that my car warrants that kind of attention! (mk3 scirocco)
I just don't think the fact they may be damaging paintwork even enters these peoples minds!
To be fair they apologised and were nice enough, asked about the car and if they could take a few more snaps. Not that my car warrants that kind of attention! (mk3 scirocco)
I just don't think the fact they may be damaging paintwork even enters these peoples minds!
northandy said:
A year ago I found 2 guys laid on the bonnet of my 3 month old car, kinda sat on the wipers, feet on the bonnet backs laid against the windscreen.
I learnt then it's only metal, I'm a lot less precious about the car now after the whole event.
Where they came to rest after you ran them over doesn't count I learnt then it's only metal, I'm a lot less precious about the car now after the whole event.
Had this a few years ago when i had my E60 525, coming out of Nandos in Staines (no comments pls) and walking back to car with mates, a bunch of birds just in front of us and one of them decided to stop to use my boot as a table to find something in her handbag...i hit remote release, boot flew open, her bag emptied everywhere, she s
t her pants and we all died laughing. She apologised afterwards and we all just laughed it off, was a company car so wasn't too upset, if it was my own P&J I might have been a bit more narked.
Was comedy gold though
t her pants and we all died laughing. She apologised afterwards and we all just laughed it off, was a company car so wasn't too upset, if it was my own P&J I might have been a bit more narked.Was comedy gold though
stewjohnst said:
Had this a few years ago when i had my E60 525, coming out of Nandos in Staines (no comments pls) and walking back to car with mates, a bunch of birds just in front of us and one of them decided to stop to use my boot as a table to find something in her handbag...i hit remote release, boot flew open, her bag emptied everywhere, she st her pants and we all died laughing. She apologised afterwards and we all just laughed it off, was a company car so wasn't too upset, if it was my own P&J I might have been a bit more narked.
Was comedy gold though
t her pants and we all died laughing. She apologised afterwards and we all just laughed it off, was a company car so wasn't too upset, if it was my own P&J I might have been a bit more narked.Was comedy gold though
Worst my car has automatic boot release unlike your peasant car post ever
Bungleaio said:
This winds me up too, the smokers at work think it's acceptable to lean against my car or sit on the bonnet. s
I had this last year at a new depot i was working at temporarily where the smokers had to smoke in the car park,i went out with my mug of coffee to talk to them and sat on the bonnet of the main offenders car and left a nice mug ring on the bonnet too,never happened after that.snorthandy said:
A year ago I found 2 guys laid on the bonnet of my 3 month old car, kinda sat on the wipers, feet on the bonnet backs laid against the windscreen.
I learnt then it's only metal, I'm a lot less precious about the car now after the whole event.
Sounds like there is a story behind this, presumably you got a shoeing after confronting them? Or are you a 19st goatee wearing cage fighter?I learnt then it's only metal, I'm a lot less precious about the car now after the whole event.
The Moose said:
...some far ugly mouth breather leaning up against my car.
This horrible waste of protoplasm thinks it's ok to just lean up against some strangers car with no regard for someone else's property.
Seriously, is it just me who thinks this is fking out of order?!
Cheers
The Moose
When the person removed themself from your car did their body leave any sort of imprint or signature? leaning up against my car.This horrible waste of protoplasm thinks it's ok to just lean up against some strangers car with no regard for someone else's property.
Seriously, is it just me who thinks this is f
king out of order?!Cheers
The Moose
Something along the lines of:
"Cheers
far ugly mouth breather c**t"
stewjohnst said:
Had this a few years ago when i had my E60 525, coming out of Nandos in Staines (no comments pls) and walking back to car with mates, a bunch of birds just in front of us and one of them decided to stop to use my boot as a table to find something in her handbag...i hit remote release, boot flew open, her bag emptied everywhere, she st her pants and we all died laughing. She apologised afterwards and we all just laughed it off, was a company car so wasn't too upset, if it was my own P&J I might have been a bit more narked.
Was comedy gold though
t her pants and we all died laughing. She apologised afterwards and we all just laughed it off, was a company car so wasn't too upset, if it was my own P&J I might have been a bit more narked.Was comedy gold though
Class, great thinking there!Just got back to my wifes car where we had left it while shopping (as far away from the shop as its physically possible to get) and loads of people had dumped their trollies in the space next to it. It looks like they originally tried to park the trollies in the same space as the car though! There are scratches along the rear door, the rear wing, and across the petrol filler cap, all at trolley edge height. Great. It probably could have only been bettered if the fktards responsible were sat on the bonnet when we got back! Gonna go and see if they'll buff out. (Fingers crossed).
ktards responsible were sat on the bonnet when we got back! Gonna go and see if they'll buff out. (Fingers crossed).
geeteeaye said:
Sounds like there is a story behind this, presumably you got a shoeing after confronting them? Or are you a 19st goatee wearing cage fighter?
To put it simply, yes to the first bit, turns out there was 3 of them, and all drunk/stoned, I was lucky to get away with a couple of broken teeth, I didn't start it, just seems they were out for trouble. They did plead guilty to ABH saving me the hassle of court though. Still haven't had the scratches polished out, am waiting till we move house.Gassing Station | General Gassing | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff