Is this the most desperate advert in the history of motoring
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I like the BMW one no technical details, yes (and those drivers look dodgy) but it does at least show the car. A lot. Unlike a recent hyundai ad, advertising... I just don't know. Easter Island, possibly. Perhaps the last two seconds showed the car, then the hyundai logo. I know that's a popular technique, but they genuinely, at no point mention the model of car?
TRUENOSAM said:
I have a old magazine with a similar vendetta but it was Volvo attempting to state that the "new" Volvo 340 was much the superior vehicle to the BMW 320 (E30)
Slightly O/T..Hard to believe I know, but if BMW had had the cashflow and engine production capacity in the early to mid 70's, it would have actually been a BMW!
Third paragraph
http://www.volvoclub.org.uk/prof_300.shtml
Twincam16 said:
I found an old motoring supplement under the floorboards acting as carpet lining that provided a similarly good read. There was a Lada Riva advert in there from 1987 (year of the D-plate) that portrayed a person with a 'Dunce' hat (with a 'D' on it), suggesting that if you bought a second-hand car rather than a new D-plate Lada, you were an idiot.
I was looking to see if anyone had by chance uploaded it when I stumbled upon this gem:
"A completely new car" (a 20-year-old Fiat)
"This handsome newcomer has a streamlined bodyline with unique two-tone coachline and recessed doorhandles" (we've painted a stripe down the side of a 20-year-old Fiat)
"The advanced 1294cc engine with belt drive overhead cam gives powerful performance and a quiet ride" (we've fitted a 20-year old Fiat with a stripe down the side with an engine from a new tractor)
"Lada's reputation for safety is evident in the Riva which has several standard features especially designed for safer motoring" (This bestriped, tractor-engined 20-year-old Fiat has slightly better headlights with wipers, a legally-required laminated windscreen and rubber bits on the bumpers. We've also fitted seatbelts and brakes)
And then on top of all that they try and make out that this stripey, ageing tractor-engined Fiat with its headlights, windscreen, bumpers, seatbelts and brakes is some kind of luxury saloon:
My uncle had one of these. I remember reading the owners manual which boasted about the wind tunnel testing I was looking to see if anyone had by chance uploaded it when I stumbled upon this gem:
"A completely new car" (a 20-year-old Fiat)
"This handsome newcomer has a streamlined bodyline with unique two-tone coachline and recessed doorhandles" (we've painted a stripe down the side of a 20-year-old Fiat)
"The advanced 1294cc engine with belt drive overhead cam gives powerful performance and a quiet ride" (we've fitted a 20-year old Fiat with a stripe down the side with an engine from a new tractor)
"Lada's reputation for safety is evident in the Riva which has several standard features especially designed for safer motoring" (This bestriped, tractor-engined 20-year-old Fiat has slightly better headlights with wipers, a legally-required laminated windscreen and rubber bits on the bumpers. We've also fitted seatbelts and brakes)
And then on top of all that they try and make out that this stripey, ageing tractor-engined Fiat with its headlights, windscreen, bumpers, seatbelts and brakes is some kind of luxury saloon:
On the plus side, I found the rear seats to be the comfiest I have ever sat on
Zod said:
kambites said:
911motorsport said:
Then there was always this ad too!
To be fair, 0-60 in 6.7 seconds is still respectable for a hot hatch today. Back then it was pretty damned quick. A well sorted rover Tomcat is a better car than the new ones in many ways too.
Ie it didnt look like a boring shopping car.
ADEuk said:
I saw that too. What the chuff is a 'quadrozontal*' engine? All I can think is that it means 'four cylindered.' A bit like my bipedal wife - phwoar.Excellent thread OP, thanks for starting.
- It is PH; had to correct your spelling, even of this made-up word
I actually (very nearly) complained to the ASA about a car ad - remember the TV ad for volvo (late 90's, early 2000's?) with the doctor, air ambulance and the 'this car saves lives' strapline?
No cars save lives - ok the doctor driving one could, but not the car. A similar one was another ad for volvo, probably in the late 80's where it has a side impact and a cassette tape flies up in the air, only for the driver to catch it in his fingers, implying all that would happen if you were slammed from the side at circa 30 mph was a slight annoyance with outdated audio technology... I also hated the toyota (?) one with the guy in the back seat and the strapline 'this car drives itself'.
I mean - sheesh - I am a true petrolhead, but even I recognise they can be bloody lethal things - these ads were true examples of 'if you buy our car you'll be ok no matter how crap a driver you are' - an attitude that is increasingly obvious on the road
(sorry to put a damper on the humour, I've had a crap day and am unusually grumpy!)
No cars save lives - ok the doctor driving one could, but not the car. A similar one was another ad for volvo, probably in the late 80's where it has a side impact and a cassette tape flies up in the air, only for the driver to catch it in his fingers, implying all that would happen if you were slammed from the side at circa 30 mph was a slight annoyance with outdated audio technology... I also hated the toyota (?) one with the guy in the back seat and the strapline 'this car drives itself'.
I mean - sheesh - I am a true petrolhead, but even I recognise they can be bloody lethal things - these ads were true examples of 'if you buy our car you'll be ok no matter how crap a driver you are' - an attitude that is increasingly obvious on the road
(sorry to put a damper on the humour, I've had a crap day and am unusually grumpy!)
rottie102 said:
The most desperate advert must be one of new Renaults on the radio, I think it was Clio.
NOTHING about the car, nothing about performance, handling etc. The main and only feature advertised - IT'S GOT TOM TOM BUILT IN.
The determination of Joe and Jo Public to confine map-reading to the dustbin of history is extremely worrying. A lot of people I know don't carry a back-up map if their satnav fails and are totally dependent on it for directions.NOTHING about the car, nothing about performance, handling etc. The main and only feature advertised - IT'S GOT TOM TOM BUILT IN.
If you rely on a satnav, you never actually know where you're going. It does, you don't. I wish more people considered this before banging on about 'convenience'.
The Alfa Mito Spotify (or Radio for those that don't understand) Advert -
"Once in a while a car comes along that sets your pulse racing. You're driving along in your perfectly nice little car and all of a sudden you see it, cooly gliding past on sport alloy wheels, its state of the art DNA technology set to dynamic drive.
Breathlessly you say to yourself: 'I want one of those'..."
"Once in a while a car comes along that sets your pulse racing. You're driving along in your perfectly nice little car and all of a sudden you see it, cooly gliding past on sport alloy wheels, its state of the art DNA technology set to dynamic drive.
Breathlessly you say to yourself: 'I want one of those'..."
It was great looking back through these ancient adverts. Brings back memories of reading my Dad's car mags as a kid.
It's amazing the silly items which used to seem impressive on new high spec cars back then. I remember being impressed with alloy wheels, electric windows and a digital green clock. We are so spoiled today yet it's so easy to forget.
It's amazing the silly items which used to seem impressive on new high spec cars back then. I remember being impressed with alloy wheels, electric windows and a digital green clock. We are so spoiled today yet it's so easy to forget.
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