<b>Reader Survey</b>

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ATG

20,616 posts

273 months

Tuesday 4th March 2003
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"How many children to you personally have"

None, but I've got several ones impersonally.

And I love the idea that households still have someone who is clearly their "head".

Never guess this was French...

But the best ... "Do you regularly purchase Toilet Duck?"

>> Edited by ATG on Tuesday 4th March 13:15

danger mouse

3,828 posts

262 months

Tuesday 4th March 2003
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Bodo said:

alunr said:
I don't fit any of these!




Ted, how could I reply to that question, if I would be non-English speaking?

And: Why did they ask me, if China belongs to the EU? Do they want to exclude aliens from this survey?


I realised afterwards that I could have just skipped the question, instead I lied and chose the only one I've ever been, "British living abroad". I hope that won't mess up your research Ted.:roleyes:

It's not surprising the questions are confusing, they were written by a frenchman...

...will their subverison(sp) never cease...?


Mouse

Agent006

12,040 posts

265 months

Tuesday 4th March 2003
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Bodo said:

And: Why did they ask me, if China belongs to the EU?


It's to filter out the stupid people onto another survey about Big Brother and Eastenders, so they don't knacker up the results.

pies

13,116 posts

257 months

Tuesday 4th March 2003
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All done Ted no probs

IIRC they have to ask you a question for the prizes if the dont ask you a question it becomes a lottery which is illegal as the national lottery is the only one allowed in this country.If you watch any daytime prog they have this sort of question for the same reason

joust

14,622 posts

260 months

Tuesday 4th March 2003
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Hmm - not impressed with the "What is the profession of the head of your household ?" - head what???

J

joust

14,622 posts

260 months

Tuesday 4th March 2003
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Don't believe it - no Noble on the car list!!!!!
But my company is on the list of ISPs

J

pies

13,116 posts

257 months

Tuesday 4th March 2003
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jondokic said: I didn't get that one ! I did get asked which 'premium airlines' I use though-before I'd been asked anything about travel. It seemed to presume from the start that I was as rich as Croesus.


Thought it was common knowledge

Bonce

4,339 posts

280 months

Tuesday 4th March 2003
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joust said: Hmm - not impressed with the "What is the profession of the head of your household ?" - head what???

Head Giver

Fer

7,710 posts

281 months

Tuesday 4th March 2003
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ATG said: "How many children to you personally have"



Maybe this one was put in for Mungo. Next question being "How many children do your girlfriends have?"

(Sorry, it is such a long time since I have given Matt any grief.)

Ballistic Banana

14,698 posts

268 months

Tuesday 4th March 2003
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The country i live in is England not the UK, why do they always do this

BB

HarryW

15,151 posts

270 months

Tuesday 4th March 2003
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Agent006 said:

Bodo said:

And: Why did they ask me, if China belongs to the EU?


It's to filter out the stupid people onto another survey about Big Brother and Eastenders, so they don't knacker up the results.



I thought it was a cynic blocker, as I mis-read the question as 'who does the EU belong too' , I nearly answered France

Harry

Don

28,377 posts

285 months

Tuesday 4th March 2003
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It was a bit long for £3K! I nearly went back to work for a bit.....

Superflid

2,254 posts

266 months

Wednesday 5th March 2003
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Choices for year of birth of children goes back to 1900!!!!! How old do they think we are?

JohnL

1,763 posts

266 months

Wednesday 5th March 2003
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Ballistic Banana said: The country i live in is England not the UK, why do they always do this

BB

Disappointed you feel that way BB. However if you look at your passport you'll find it says "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland". England doesn't get a mention.

Ballistic Banana

14,698 posts

268 months

Wednesday 5th March 2003
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JohnL said:

Ballistic Banana said: The country i live in is England not the UK, why do they always do this

BB

Disappointed you feel that way BB. However if you look at your passport you'll find it says "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland". England doesn't get a mention.




It was only said light heartedly, my mums Irish, English Dad and i have French Girlfriend so not to worried, Just I allways thought England was a country and UK wasnt or should we really be called EUROPE know, Wrong thread to start all this so i will shut up now.

BB


SGirl

7,918 posts

262 months

Thursday 6th March 2003
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Superflid said: Choices for year of birth of children goes back to 1900!!!!! How old do they think we are?

And there isn't a 2003 for birth of children, either...

Fer

7,710 posts

281 months

Thursday 6th March 2003
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SGirl said:

Superflid said: Choices for year of birth of children goes back to 1900!!!!! How old do they think we are?

And there isn't a 2003 for birth of children, either...


Are you trying to give someone some good news?

Edited to say Congratulations, and I really must start reading some more of the posts here! :shouldhavejustdeletedthisone:



>> Edited by Fer on Thursday 6th March 09:40

danger mouse

3,828 posts

262 months

Thursday 6th March 2003
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Ballistic Banana said:

JohnL said:

Ballistic Banana said: The country i live in is England not the UK, why do they always do this

BB

Disappointed you feel that way BB. However if you look at your passport you'll find it says "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland". England doesn't get a mention.




It was only said light heartedly, my mums Irish, English Dad and i have French Girlfriend so not to worried, Just I allways thought England was a country and UK wasnt or should we really be called EUROPE know, Wrong thread to start all this so i will shut up now.

BB





Well when he created the the "United Kingdom" by bathing the land in the Welsh and Scotts' blood (probably not to be recomended nowadays, might ok if French ), Edward I saw it to be fit for rule by an "English" king, himself obviously, so that's good enough for me....

"A man does good business when he rids himself of a turd" Edward I

...it's just a great quote, I had to share.

Context: Something to do with English govenrment 'U' turn in foreign policy (Re:Scotland in this case), seems that's traditional too!

iguana

7,044 posts

261 months

Friday 7th March 2003
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Ive ticked the *ahem* mens interest box in the magazine read bit in the hope that I will be bombarded with free access to web sites of a certain nature..

ninja_eli

1,525 posts

268 months

Friday 7th March 2003
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iguana said: Ive ticked the *ahem* mens interest box in the magazine read bit in the hope that I will be bombarded with free access to web sites of a certain nature..